I believe in the groundbreaking concept that a full day’s work should entitle you to a living wage. Proud to be leading the effort for a $25 federal minimum wage with @chrismurphyct.bsky.social.

@darth it’s not too late!

I’d rather be lobotomized with a wooden spoon by someone who has been lobotomized with a wooden spoon.

or in some cases you will make yourself look like it. (I literally owe my transition to FaceApp's gender swap)

Can you blame them? MRO conflicts are a PITA.

lol. that's it, that's the skeet.

microsoft should feel blessed to have these guys tbh

finally it's the crowd whistling at the construction workers "TAKE IT OFF BABY"

being transgender is amazing and beautiful, transitioning is one of the greatest choices you can ever make and i hope more people realize that its not dangerous or evil, but liberating

TIL that antic has roots back to Keyhole. That makes this way less surprising.

dejected: fuck me defiant: fuck me horny: fuck me

In Soviet Russia the sperm (whale) swallows you.

Installing the betas

Living in glory, more like

TIL that Die Antwoord’s Ugly Boy was built on Aphex Twin’s Ageiespolis.

The last few notes were a little flat.

Any MF that restarts the "Bluesky is a bubble" discourse gets a block.

@scalzi.com How do you like the Orchid? I’ve almost bought it for the design alone, but it seems like it might be a bit too _specific_?

happy 10th birthday to The Nice Guys, one of the best movies ever made

deez nuts

That must‘ve made the clear enunciation of the “b” super important. kottke.org/26/05/004897...

Overworld

I couldn't finish my trigonometry studies. Kept going off on tangents.

My lyft driver this morning: 16 year olds today aren’t mature enough to drive. Back in my day we were drinking and smoking at 12… Me:

Oh no, Frenchie!

They‘re Very Possibly Giants

It helped that he got back into an old hobby when his manager said 'take these chicken wings, and learn to fry again'

Man, everybody and their mother is out today…

YOU DON‘T KNOW ME!

Get you a girl who’s super excited when you come home and gives you a little lap dance, shaking her butthole in your face. Get you a cat.

Cathy: And my ACKs!

Nah, she's just voted to forward a Nazi agenda at every turn. But she was *concerned* about it tho, so all good, yeah?

in today’s “Is it Rapture or Silicon Valley?” Even Andrew Ryan would find this a bit much. apple.news/ARHOeu-46T66...

Sex, Lies, and Videotape and Grogu

Is there a fanbase more oblivious to the thematic nature of the thing, than fans of The Boys?

Be serious.

Dear Sketch: you know what I‘d like to have? A configurable toolbar instead of a handful of buttons you think I Should want to see and a whole bunch of useless dead space. This is a tool for work, not whatever this has become. But sure, it’s very pretty I guess.

GET YOU A GIRL THAT TURNS ON AT THE FLICK OF A FINGER. THAT LIGHTS UP WHEN YOU ENTER THE ROOM. LONG NECK, STURDY BASE. PLUG IN OR USB CHARGE. GIRL, YOUR FUTURE IS BRIGHT, YOU WEAR A SHADE. YOU ARE A LAMP. OH MY GOD GIRL, YOU'RE A FUCKING LAMP.

Post the first meme / internet content you ever saved in your photos library. Mine:

“It puts the lotion on the fur or it gets the hose for sure”

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

you’re not ‘on the warpath’. you’re sitting at a computer typing emails with 2 fingers

I knew DTF St. Louise was going somewhere richer than just genre, but jesus. That was wrecking (wildly complimentary).

YES…HAHA HA…YES!

Jonah “police sketch face of a rapist” Ryan vibes.

Things that work: giant rocket, very precise math, orbital mechanics, cameras, iPhones Things that don’t work: Microsoft Outlook, toilets, sat phones

Am I the only one whose mind went straight to "hypersonically ramming Uranus" reading this post? Oh. I am?

@harpy.party This may be relevant to your interests music.apple.com/us/album/the... (Heard this at a friend’s pole dancing recital, which… perfection)