It was never just about kids. Their goal is to eliminate trans people entirely. We won’t let them get away with it. We will have trans folks’ backs.

if gender is so innate why does it need deputized citizens to meticulously enforce it?

Turns out I predicted this moment of the Trump administration over a decade ago.

Oh that’s my friend Montressor’s wine cellar

The US and Canada go to Daylight Savings Time tomorrow morning.

Yo dawg, heard you were looking to make fun of an angry martial artist wearing a silly tie, so I put out a BOLO for Bolo in a bolo, because YOLO.

Hans Landa voice: Au revoir, Palmer Luckey

The Huddle (iykyk)

I‘m skeptical. Let’s check in with the almighty… How ‘bout it @thegodpodcast.com? This guy forgiven or just a lying turd?

This is what weak and insecure people think confidence looks like: buffoonish bluster and swagger, like a 12-year-old bully. It doesn‘t inspire trust or security. It inspires grave concern for the lives of the people serving our nation whose fate is in the hands of these overcompensating oafs.

Only two cars, so I’ll fill it out with motorcycles 2008 Audi TT Convertible 2020 Audi S3 2019 Yamaha R1M 2021 Aprilia Tuono v4 Factory 2024 BMW 1300gs

Press secretary Leavitt: “It’s a normal bruise. Many people shake the president’s neck every day! Sometimes with both hands!”

2oz gin Half a lime Sparkling water Your penis It’s called the Gin Dickey

Gosh, if Khamenei is actually gone, I sure hope Iran doesn't retaliate in kind.

Oakland at dusk is so damn pretty.

This is bigotry, pure and simple. open.substack.com/pub/erininth...

Me bonking my head laying down to decompress: "Hey Siri, one ow!-er timer"

One benefit of having a severely dysfunctional childhood is that it provides almost total immunity to that toxic “things were better when I was 12” nostalgia.

excuse me, this is a site for sports and debates over the sex lives of deep space nine characters

he’s so close to getting it

I just love that this big tough manly brownshirt cop can't even restrain one teenager he has 100 pounds on. That has got to be humiliating enough. But then to just get rekt by a bunch of kids... don't think his ego is going to survive the night.

Godzilla drone show lights up the sky to promote ‘MONARCH: LEGACY OF MONSTERS’ Season 2. The epic series premieres February 27 on Apple TV+. #MonarchLegacyOfMonsters #Godzilla

mass effect 3 is the best mass effect

Did I just hear Leo say something like "we'll look at it at some point" while discarding that invitation?

"PEOPLE has reached out to the Kremlin for comment" is a sentence I never would have predicted.

Wines everyone has permission to enjoy.

Do not seek comfort. Seek knowledge. Seek growth. Seek honesty. These are painful. They require us to see ourselves as we are, not as we wish to be. But we cannot become the people we wish to be without facing the work and struggle needed to transform and evolve. Pain is the awareness of life.

phil spencer collecting his final xbox paycheck

First day of the year I’ve gotten back home to Oakland from work while it’s still light out. Lovely!

People that don’t us cocaine are ‘doomed to a dreadful dull life’, says CEO of Cocaine R Us Inc.

Who <fap> am I <fap> to dispute <fap> the word of <fap> <fap> <fap> <fap> God?

Rousey v. Carano (Live Event, 2026)

Jesse Jackson reading "Green Eggs and Ham" is so wonderful. RIP

its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further

joyce is going after elon again

Holy shit, this is brilliant. www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyVI...

if you, the artist, cannot tell me about the decisions you made when creating a piece of music, then you didnt make it

Watto Women Want (2000)

Is there a Sirhan Sirhan Jr?

i love how texas started this and was all “neener what you gon do” and a buncha blue states said “lol watch this”

Roses are red Ferments and meats I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats

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She is absolutely my hero.

Every person who relies on AI, at some point:

Me frantically pushing aside the kids to purchase the ANE MÆRSK container vessel first

Brent Knopf of Menomena was a classmate.