"But now we shall both surely drown", said Sultana. "lol" said Corbyn, "Imao".

I am a hypermasculine and extremely powerful alpha male. As such my greatest fears are seed oils, rainbows, people who don't look like me being on TV, and preventative medicine. I cannot explain any of these fears and consider that to be your fault.

i am so sick of the dumbest people alive being in charge of everything and the second dumbest people alive writing opinion columns about how it's good

Been busy this year being a big old gay gym rat

My colleagues at Bristol Live took a stand against homophobes and transphobes who flocked to their Pride Facebook post - if only every publication would be as bold as our local press www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/news-op...

i've given this a lot of thought and considered all the circumstances and here is my conclusion: fuckin lmao

It doesn't matter what they do to us, we will never go away and will always have the support and acceptance they all demand.

About 80% of the security questions on the premium bonds website are about getting married and having kids. How is that in any way millennial and Gen z friendly?

I know there's a lot going on at the moment but why does turning on my Nintendo Switch turn on my Sony TV but turning on my Sony PS5 doesn't? Huh?

I have no problem saying that Greta Thunberg is braver than I’ll ever be. Admit it instead of deepening your cowardice and insisting that she’s done something selfish when she’s done something truly selfless.

Weed should be fully legalized and taxed and that money should be used to fund drug rehabilitation. Pubs should be allowed to sell it for consumption in their gardens (or maybe just edibles for smell reasons) to help fight off space collapse. We are behind the rest of the world on this.

Pinch of salt of course but that does further indicate the British electorate are not frothing at the mouth for Reform the party but tangible change to the shit Tories/Labour insist on pouring down our gullets

Once you figure out that you can just ask whatever you want as long as you're not rude, you're golden. You've got everything from "what's your favourite book?" to "do you think you could beat up a chimpanzee?" to "who do you hate the most?" depending on your audience

Chest day

my favorite part about staying up late is watching my UK mutuals wake up and start posting and showing me the little ways how we aren’t too different after all. their country is as spiritually fucked in ways i as an american recognize without much effort

If you're the parent of a young man I BEG you to get them to put suncream on, the gym looks like a Heinz factory this afternoon

Then, when the dumbest people in the country are told to go fuck themselves, they conclude that naturally, this proves what they are doing is right and also why this is the reason it’s so important to vote for them

Look I never want to take internet introverts' side on anything (read the quotes for why) but not on a plane, never on a plane, a plane is for everyone keeping as much to themselves as possible

Why doesn't every streaming service have a category called "movies that are around 90 minutes long"?

Anti trans people are such rabid misogynists, it's mind-blowing.

Made the mistake of reading this on a packed train and had to stop myself from weeping. Beautiful article - and so human. The doctors and nurses in this hospital are so brave.

This article is so good Definitely read it, especially if you aren't British and want to understand what is going on www.thegist.ie/the-gist-tra...

Good view in Florence (and the city isn't bad either)

Tells you everything you need to know about the UK that one of its richest and most beloved people spent years making it harder for people to use the toilet, and celebrated by posting an Andrew Tate style photo of herself smoking a cigar on a yacht

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this quote is basically as close as I'll ever get to a religious text, I always reread it in the way I assume some read the bible

Great article underlying why continuing to suck on the US' teet is not only detrimental to the UK's economy but would be an infection that spreads to Europe. We need to look to our neighbours - our biggest trading partners - to build our own economy. But Labour are unable to think ahead.

It's true, though, because diversity of thought, population, experience, and expertise is what drives actual progress. So being anti "woke" or diversity = regressive and ultimately catastrophically stupid.

A lot of "post-left" personalities like Brand claim they were pushed away from the left but were in fact drawn to the right as a means of escaping accountability for their own actions

I'm pretty chill about being single but faced with the task of hanging a mirror in my living room... I need a man, I'm sorry, can a big strong man do it for me please

“Don’t use academic language” I’m not an academic. Academic prose is nothing like what I write. This anti-intellectual insistence on oversimplifying everything is what makes everything seem shallow. People long for a “real” that’s been trivialized away from our lives by everything being superficial.

So glad I didn't spend £50 on XD off eBay one week ago 😭

It's nice to be back in my hometown and, most importantly, their very kind gym mirrors

Not having a good run this month...

Is this good?

The National Rail app worked perfectly for about 10 years so why does it suddenly not work at all?

Now this is the inspiring centre to left messaging I've been looking for

Well, if there's one thing cat owners hate to do, it's talk about their cats, so good luck

The nominal left - including centrists who believe in a better world and leftists - must be able to build their own narratives outside the right wing, otherwise you get this fucking tragedy

This is how I'm woken up every day at 5am

There's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo, and it's worth fighting for

Mayhem by Lady Gaga is a fundamentally less interesting album than Chromatica but its bright spot - Abracadabra - burns as bright as Bad Romance.

Having a mental health day

I was about to come out swinging as a rare W for her understanding Lolita but... Love story? Have I gone insane? Did you read the same book Joanne?

With Gene Hackman passing, now is a great time to watch The Birdcage, the best film ever made.

Thank God we have the Guardian here to create a lavish profile of this "centrist" who believes Rishi Sunak is not English. Liberals once again bravely standing up for the downtrodden right wing who don't get a say in the media often, and certainly don't have their every whim catered to in government

This back progress is insane I feel like a completely different person

WOW LOOK AT THAT, A TRANSPHOBIC CIS MAN WHO ALSO IS A MISOGYNIST, UNBELIEVABLE

This is insane pressgazette.co.uk/news/greg-ha...