I don't have a lot of regrets but I really squandered all my best collagen dating stupid assholes

Drinking 3 very strong coffees and listening to the new Madonna song while walking outside is what I imagine mainlining crack feels like

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It will never not be funny to me that millennials out of nowhere decided they loved the baby name Bodhi. A white boy from Staffordshire really has no business having a Sanskrit name

Everybody has a plan until they get gently kissed on the forehead

what I imagine will happen when I send a message around asking if anyone fancies a pint

This is all stupid bullshit but I remain pretty disgusted at how things like marriage and having children are treated like Xbox achievements instead of actually loving and caring for someone else. Yeah I’m going to work 70 hours a week but definitely need a spouse, her name is Beth or something idk

I actually can and will judge people who are using environmentally devastating technology built on mass theft to create a fictional partner who does nothing but tell how great they are.

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Had been feeling suspiciously good lately so decided to pop into Zara and try some clothes on just to nudge myself back down towards rock bottom 🫶🏼

i see any nara smith type beat content on here i'm reporting it. you mention beef tallow, blocked. you have a bob you're okay for now but that is strike one