Yes, he was talking to you!

Every time there’s a security scare, a fully-formed “solution” appears within hours. Not drafted. Not debated. Delivered. www.jackhopkinsnow.com

The President of the United States is a liar.

Did the attacker make ANY shots? Was he injured? Most who heard 'something' didn't identify it as 'gunshots' until they heard someone say 'shots fired.

Who shot the guns?

Why is nobody talking about who made the gunshots?

🚨BREAKING: Gunshots fired at White House Correspondents' Dinner — room is evacuated. More details to follow as known.

Felonious Pedolf's poll numbers are in the toilet, so….

Looks like my Argyle.

RELEASE THE UNREDACTED EPSTEIN FILES!

Trump heard nothing... CSPAN posted a 5 second clip, with the sound tuned up. The sounds are heard but not by Trump.

This is an emergency, transfer my drinks order directly to my room NOW

It's almost as if none of them are taking this seriously either.

Quite suspicious 🤨 right?

#ReleaseTheFiles #Epstein #Epstein #Epstein

Yeah, sounding more n more like FAKE shooting. Always the same. Immediately blaming the Dems. #trumplies

When dinner includes a tasting menu and a tactical extraction.

Our brave Stephen Miller is using his pregnant wife as a human shield.

He faked another assassination attempt? He's turning "near-death" into a multi-chapter grift. First one was theater, this one's straight fanfic. Bullets are CGI, wounds are makeup, and the only thing getting assassinated is whatever's left of his dignity. He can't even stage a decent hoax anymore.

But that was fake news.....

See how scared he was when he thought it wasn’t staged?

None of the three heard the sounds, but only turned after the agents ran into the ballroom. Watch the clip shown by CSPAN with at the time the sounds could be heard faintly on the tape.

Trump did not "hear the shots". He and Melania were listening and watching the mentalist do his trick. A clip from the time that the sound happened showed the Trumps and the CBS lady reacting to the reveal.

Millionaire US big game hunter, 75, is trampled to death by five elephants while hunting antelope in central Africa. I wonder who he voted for.

Hey, Pete! Who wrote that crap about the Pharasees? What a douche!

51st state? SENILE!

OK, So we had a nuclear agreement with Iran, with inspections, etc., until Trump tore it up in trump.01. This is so much BS.

Klaatu barada nikto

Texas Democrats: Fight this BS. COUNT EVERY VORE!!!!

Sooo... Texas Democrats: Both candidates - come together to ENSURE THAT EVERY VOTE COUNTS!!!!

Where’s my family’s $1,700 tariffs refund? #Trump #TrumpTariffs #tariffs #TrumpTaxes #SCOTUS

Where's my $2,000 tariff refund check? Oh Donald gave it to farmers, Argentina, and his pet Peace Board.

Hey Trump! WHERE'S MY TARIFF REFUND??

Sooo.... How did Bondi do today?

Google this: 'what is fedex dhs connection?'

Chief Justice Roberts: When are you going to speak up and stop this shit??

The Truth about Venezuela.

We're gonna need a bigger #lie

I have not forgotten about the Epstein files. Have you?

Suburbia implementing Trump foreign policy.

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Still not distracted, are you?

Caturday. Hoggle says "You did what to Venezuela"? Stoopid Hoomans.

To all of you who thought, "What could go wrong electing a stupid, immature, vulgar, child rapist with advanced dementia and no impulse control as our president?": I don't like to say, "I told you so," but I'm willing to enthusiastically make an exception.

So the GOP and Jordan tricked Smith into reading devastating evidence of Trump's guilt into the Congressional Record... again!!

War with Venezuela?

Release the Epstein files.