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The Onion ass headline

Man we used to have it all.

#starwars My five-year-old son asked me a question that I want your help with. Who would win in a lightsaber fight between Darth Vader and the Emperor?

One funny thing about the KPOP DEMON HUNTERS phenomenon is how it puts the lie to Netflix’s claims that all of their original films are watched by every household in America. We now know what an honest to god hit Netflix movie looks like, and it sure isn’t RED NOTICE.

Fuck em up Mamdani!

I know this lady husband name not “dick tips”

All the trans people I know are cool and all the anti-trans people are uniformly douchebags so I have decided that they are like the evil version of the Justice League but without the cool costumes.

'Godzilla Minus Zero' details • First Japanese project filmed for IMAX • Ryunosuke Kamiki and Minami Hamabe are reprising their roles • Godzilla will go to New York City

Imagine thinking this isn't the dopest shit. Can't relate.

Every. Goddamn. Company.

Gus was reading the graphic novel of the original trilogy and thought this was the funniest line he'd ever seen. I told him there's a scene in a Star Wars movie where another character calls the Falcon a piece of junk ("Blow that piece of junk out of the sky!") and we could watch it.

So is Shy Girl AI or not?

I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you

Happy Wu-Tang Clan in Melbourne Day to those who celebrate

This is very exciting but it's an unfortunate sign of the times that my first thought was about the awful takes we're gonna see from braindead soulless unfuckable grifters.

Don't hate watch the Harry Potter show. Every penny that it puts into her pocket gets used for hate.

@turbo1975.bsky.social made my day showing me this

SNL sketch looking ass movie

Taking care of business. We need to do this and move on.

I wish I was more hyped for this but I think the Discourse™ has infected my brain. I'll be seated obvs but just wish I could be more excited for it

I cannot quantify my hatred for this movie but writing this article has helped the healing process, thanks @hwoodtimes.com

Insane levels of queen shit

Always makes me laugh that Geoff Johns said, actually guys there's 3 Jokers all working together and every other comic writer just said, nah, we're good.

Too lazy to write this out again so just screen capping my own Discord comment

I totally agree.

Need.

Andor aside, Obi-Wan Kenobi is my favourite Star Wars show and I hate that the usual jerk offs have made it seem like everyone hated it and it was a failure. Maybe I'm wrong but I've seen a lot of love for it and it is still for me a seminal part of the saga

The least believable part of this dream is Winds of Winter coming out

It's like Disney'll listen to the worst cohort of "fans" who hated The Last Jedi and go out of their way to make the anti-TLJ but when there's positive passion for something they suddenly can't hear shit

Brilliant. More of this please www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

#thehuntforbensolo They've got a script, a star, a director, and audience buzz. What the fuck more do they want?

If you're not in the Epstein Files and you're defending people who are, how do you live with yourself? Is it worth it just to get a pat on the head from Trump?

RIP Duvall. I saw Apocalypse Now at the cinema last year and it's a masterpiece but every Duvall scene somehow took it up a further notch

Obvs I want him to die in office, but there's also a weird little thrill at the idea of JD Vance getting fucking bodied in the GOP Primaries. This could happen if he dies in office but I feel like we're not getting primaries if JDV is the incumbent. Or hopefully they all die.

If you see this, post a character that starts with K

I want to see a reporter ask Trump if there's aliens in Roswell just to see how that answer goes

I used to work for a complete idiot who once said "I don't go to the theatre anymore. It's too political these days." Fucking moron

"We have the smallest trucks. We've been very tough on the waters." Drunk toddler ass brain

Lol

Very fond of this Mr Hyde by Grickle, look at that lovely Mr Hyde face

Great thread!

Ok ill bite, what's jestergooning?

Whoever made that Mandalorian super bowl ad vastly overestimated people's understanding of parody and jokes.

Every time I start getting hyped for Starfighter a little voice pops into my head to let me know that it will probably feature an intensely unfunny cameo from Ryan Reynolds

West Ham have the opportunity to do the funniest thing

This still exists!?

Rust Cohle: In eternity, where there is no time, nothing can grow. Nothing can become. Nothing changes. So Death created time to grow the things that it would kill. And you are reborn, but into the same life that you've always been born into. Shaggy: Zoinks! Coming this fall Doo Detective

"Just change the P to a C and you get RACIST, so it'll be easy for you reporters," Trump told the White House Press Pool.

I'm all for forgiveness but anyone leaving Magaland can kick rocks. You knew what you were voting for.