Come on now if it were another country sending the assassins they would have probably been more subtle

It's probably nothing. /s

Dear America: Please stop whinging on about how long it will take to rebuild trust and credibility after Trump is gone. It's not coming back. The world has moved on. You made your choice.

BITCH I’M A BIKE

There are lots of ways for a society to endure a pandemic, but it is hard to think of a worse one than embracing eugenics, conspiracy theories, and grifter health influencers.

Stupid people NEVER say “I don't know” or “I was wrong” They think it makes them look weak or, you know, stupid Many, not all, but many know Trump is a stone loser but their ego won’t allow them to admit it. Until now. Using Iran and gas prices as excuse to turn on him

Can we fucking talk about the fact that shitbag corporations like Amazon don’t pay a single cent to maintain the roads they use, the transportation system they use, the courts they use, they pay fuckall for the infrastructure that is absolutely critical to their business. WE Pay for ALL that shit.

Yeah that would maoe the most sense if she isnt in them

"I'm going to burn down your house and kill everyone you know!" "You asshole! How dare you-" "Now we're business partners!" "I-I'm sorry, what did you-" "We've agreed to a 10 point deal!" "No we haven't, I-" "I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IF YOU MAKE ANY MONEY!" "Excuse me? What is this even-"

Also whos the mushroom king? They dont really explain the lore of the mario universe that well

My theory for why he posted that is that he wants to test the limits and see how intense the reaction to it is to get an idea for how fucked hes going to be when his own personal ones go public

Basically this

trump an announcing that the US is now officially a terror state. The American people voted trump in. If they don't stop him this is on them too.

People say Trump has no war strategy, but his strategy is quite clearly a criminal one of destroying Iran's civilian infrastructure (and killing a bunch of people in the process) unless they capitulate. We -- the United States of America -- are a rogue state and global pariah.

They should bait for paying them for their silence first, the money would keep them nice and cozy while they sue anyways

Telling the people of Iran you’re going to liberate them…and obliterate their country into the Stone Age has to be one of the stupidest attempts at war messaging in the annals of war. History’s characterization of the Trump administration *must* be that they were simply fools. That’s everything.

And they want to charge ridiculous subsciptions for it rather than just selling locally run ones outright

Bryon Noem is lucky he wasn't into pet play is all I'm saying

On the bright side everyone who willingly signs up to go to Iran probably would have voted for Trump anyways so its not like its any great loss

Having a protest every few months isn't how countries get rid of corrupt dictators. It's sustained mass protests. Americans can't be bothered. So expect nothing to change. A totally corrupt government and the people can't do shit to stop it. It's pathetic and depressing to watch.

You just know hes going to follow that up with some hiroshima jokes later over her refusing an Epstein party invite

Bari Weiss has announced massive layoffs at CBS. I guess all she needs left on staff is one wardrobe/makeup person, one cameraman, and she can wear the pink kimono on tonight's broadcast.

Cartoon by @davewhamond.bsky.social

Back in my day we had to walk up hill both ways with no legs while also dead

This is so good way better than the petty shitjet

"For reasons of decency" he must have been laughing his ass off while writing that then immediately following that up with threatening to blow it up anyways

Everything in the Epstein files is LEGAL in Iran because of the Islamic Regime, which Mamdani basically supports. Plus, Ali Khamenei himself was a pedophile and raped boys. He did this while he executed gay Iranians for simply being gay. Trump knew he had to hide his pedo behavior, unlike Khamenei.

In honor of the "departure," a little #humor.

Perhaps the President’s vulnerability to sexual blackmail is an existential threat to the United States.

This ones probably the best version of this meme yet

Exactly 💯

IRAN: Retaliatory attacks including on US soil. US: “NATOs assemble! Article 5!” NATO COUNTRIES: “Nah, we’re good, bruh. Gotta continue with our Epstein probes.”

Epstein’s victims deserve far more than “transparency” they deserve justice. Voluntarily resigning from boards at retirement age isn’t a punishment.

Well yeah obviously, who programmed it? Did it program itself?

#TrumpsStateOfDelusion If he thinks he can declare himself exonerated, he truly is delusional. We are not going to get distracted by aliens or wars. We want the COMPLETE Epstein files released. The victims deserve justice and Americans deserve to know who was involved.

Trump is making the (unsubstantiated) argument that he already possesses the absolute power over life and death, and as such that means he should basically have every other power anyway

Not only that but the fact he "has" to do it, like theyre forcing him to by not agreeing to start with, so inconsiderate of them