"All hot dog stands will be replaced with goat meat stands." hold up. tell me more about that

It baffles me that, to my knowledge, no one has ever asked him when was the last time he bought groceries in a grocery story. Surely it’s been decades?

.... Cool cool

Had to share this from twitter just because

NOT 15 SECONDS IN AND WE GET EUGENE FUCKING DEBS LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

Inject it into my veins. #Mamdate

I just had a thought pop into my head: A lot of AI n̶i̶m̶r̶o̶d̶s̶ advocates say that courses banning AGI are bad because professionals will be expected to use these m̶o̶n̶s̶t̶r̶o̶s̶i̶t̶i̶e̶s̶ tools in the workplace. But like If you know how to critically think w/o AGI, it won't be hard to figure out how to use it.

Bye bitch

I'm not going to say the 92 & 93 championships were easy, because they weren't! However, nothing grows baseball more in a particular locale than heartbreak. There are actual examples of this I can cite. But Toronto is in Canada, so it's a whole country. And it's an international city.

Thoughts: -Unbelievable game. Baseball always does these games the best. -Yoshinobu, man. Ace.

Welp.... Let's go Mets!!!

As a Mets fan I didn't think I'd find myself saying this, but shut the fuck up David Wright

Don't forget to turn your clocks back in the middle of the 16th.

If you're in line to bat at Game 7 of the World Series STAY IN LINE

Bart Giamatti's poems haven't aged well.

Who the fuck is Miguel Rojas lolololl

It makes the women in Cleveland sick

I will never forgive Osama bin Laden for making us used to the World Series ending in November.

Tyler Glasnow coming out of the bullpen losing 3-1

That's a fucking list.

Fuck, man. I loved, loved, LOVED UniWatch and spent many mornings coming over the posts. Sad day, indeed.

BREAKING NEWS: Melissa Joan Hart also has never been in Cliff Clavin's kitchen.

There's a proof of the existence of God in Descartes' third meditation - but it is strewn with obstacles

lol, yeah that's funny very funny but you know it didn't have to be catchy in fact it wasn't upbeat at first, they literally sped it up

It was all Larry David.

Yo, my Master's alma mater...what in the hell are you doing??? You exile my former advisor, and then you do this shit??

The most amount of series lead changes in a 7-game series is 4: Team A wins Gm1, leads 1-0 Team B wins Gms2-3, leads 2-1 Team A wins Gms4-5, leads 3-2 Team B wins Gms 6-7, wins series I call this the pure "Momentum Shift" Series, the pattern in which we might see the most "WEEEEE!" prob graph.

Whenever people complain about the number of folks relying on food stamps, it is worth reminding them that SNAP is, by too large of a degree, a subsidy for corporations that refuse to pay a living wage and their political allies who reject public policy prescriptions to reduce income inequality.

10-7 here we go baby

51% team ownership by fans

Hopefully one city in particular honhonhon

Americans love to go on about freedom and liberty and give me liberty or give me death and land of the free and the Liberty Bell and the Statue of Liberty and freedom to have liberty to be free and also there is one allowed way to eat rice and you better strictly conform, bucko.

Miller wants him dead. Granted, he wants everyone dead.

I remember seeing Riefenstahl & Triumph of the Will early (10 years ago, lol) in my grad school career, because it holds this place in phil/art of "beautiful but morally horrific." I watched it, and I didn't think it was beautiful, and I felt like the straightforward ethics had little to do with it.

Cuomo asked Mamdani why he didn't "Demand BDS Uganda." Ah, yes. All those lucrative Ugandan corporations.

Silwa is Silwaing....

Controversial take: maybe the whole corporate consolidation isn't so bad? Like, when it comes time to seizing the means of production...we just lop off the head and take the whole infrastructure.

Also, look at this WS logo, guys. This is classic. Never change it, FFS

The Kendrick Lamar vs. Drake World Series oh my GOD.

*sigh* You know what? Go Dodgers.

Also worth noting that he wrote that poem to amuse his children while he was waiting in line at the bank, and now every day someone is trying to tell us that you need AI to tell your kids a story. Skill issue.

Big "touching Prince of Wales trophy" energy

MORAL REALISM AND DERIVING AND OUGHT FROM IS, BITCHES!!! I mean, kinda. Power dynamics and imbalances are real and empirical, and the justifications of the necessity of these dynamics are currently illusory.

Can’t help but wonder if I would still be employed right now and, if so, for how long if I hadn’t left my position in Texas in the fall.

Fuck all the GMs that didn't want to put up $700 million, by the way. The contract was worth it just for tonight. They're going to write sonnets about this shit.