Ok I know nothing about soccer but I guess I misheard the broadcaster and now I'm really bummed that his name isn't Mauricio Coachatino

So, this is the grand Lakers offseason that we've been waiting for for a year and a half. Thanks, I hate it.

Last night we were walking around Ft Greene looking for a watch party and were welcomed by a woman wearing a Pablo Prigioni jersey

The entire fucking city is outside right now

Only wutang could cleanse the Trump curse

If the Knicks win the championship at home, James Dolan deserves to be the first owner to ever get booed by his own fans during the trophy ceremony.

INTENSE boos just now when they showed Trump on the jumbotron during the anthem.

The moment Wemby walked off the court I knew he's going to win 2027 mvp. And also getting a bionic eye somehow

Can't believe I wish Scott Foster was calling this game

Marjane Satrapi 1969-2026

In French? Pretty sure that's illegal in Texas.

picture a young boy in pieces and streets with leveled malfunctions no name to be called: redeemer we'll fix him restore him

introduce yourself with 10 bands / musicians you've seen live in a surprisingly tiny venue AFI Muse Kimya Dawson Avenged Sevenfold Against Me! Joyce Manor Yellowcard Coheed and Cambria The Microphones Jello Biafra

The Thunder are so unlikeable I just had a Celtics fan friend text me saying he was rooting for the Lakers in this series

The single best thing about Star Wars is the sound design. I will absolutely pay to see the latest movie just to hear the speeders and lightsabers for a couple hours on theater speakers, no matter how wretched the plot is.

Honestly, Minnesota deserves the chip this year

lmao fuck boston

Jaylen Brown flopping during dead balls even

When I was a little kid I was Cori Close's biggest fan. I went to every single UCSB game and sat right behind the bench and she was SO COOL and friendly. Absolutely beaming for her today.

The Angel of History is trapped in Israel - could not have written a better headline myself

Stop literally everything. Steve Albini's Fugazi sessions, widely bootlegged and full of lore, now available officially for the first time. fugazi.bandcamp.com/album/albini...

Once again.

here's my entry!! #Comics4Liam

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Mist forward and Unrivaled Co-founder Breanna Stewart held up a sign with two words during intros today: “Abolish Ice.” Photo courtesy of @unrivaledwbb.bsky.social .

I keep thinking “my god the people they’ve killed seem like exceptionally good folks” and I think the lesson there is that they’re not exceptional, but that wonderful people abound and that a baseline distrust in humanity is a shitty conservative trope that privileges power over collective strength

A buddy in MN shared a drawing a classmate of his kid made. They've been making thank you notes for parents who have volunteered to carpool them to school so their own parents don't have to risk waiting out by the bus stop.

ICE is murdering us in the streets

I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war

As it happens, I have experience with high-level government demands to stop an explosive, accurate story from running, and I also have experience with 60 Minutes spiking a story I was involved in, so I have thoughts about the travesty at CBS. If you want some journalism anecdotes, here are a lot:

Yes!!!

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I’m an idiot in a lot of ways, but being anti-war has never failed me.

If you or anyone you know is 16-20 years old: you will not go fight in this stupid fucking war. No you won't. And anyone who tries to get you to can go fuck themselves, terminally.

Kiké Hernández has good opinions

ICE and the entire department of homeland security was only created during the W. Bush administration. Like, The Bachelorette has been on TV longer than ICE has been a federal agency. Abolish ICE is a very reasonable and doable demand.

Bravo, Glendale. Bravo. More, please. And it's time for Democrats to loudly say, "Abolish ICE." Someone please stand up and have a spine.

I don't like the Thunder and I can't figure out why.

They should give Aaron Gordon the bucket just based on rule of cool

I've got a joke about Thomas Pynchon that you've never seen before.

I've got a joke about Professor X but you already know it.

Judge me based on my favorite commanders.

20 years ago today was one of the most important days of my life: the first time my college anti-war group kicked the military recruiters off our campus. That day taught me that this shit can fucking work. If you set good goals & you work hard & you trust each other, you can affect social change.

In college I took a World History of the 1960s class whose thesis was the future the '60s promised — that Aquarian utopia — still exists, but that "you have to dig to dig it." I wonder if the professor still believes that. Or if I do, for that matter.

Gambit's shameful role in the Mutant Massacre we later found out wasn't just recruiting the Marauders but also he badly fucked up Scrambler's direct deposit form and it took that dude like 6 weeks to get his paycheck.

Ok I did the 25 album thing everyone's doing. Alphabetically because like fuck I'm gonna try and rank these, it was hard enough cutting it down this far.