y'all, they accepted my appeal and restored my account

telling benny johnson to fuck himself with a cactus seems like a good reason to boot me from twitter. my appeal:

y’all, @americanoonline.com and i are about to rock the town in the pinkest fuzziest overalls ever

everyone say hbd to my best bud Daisy (I am blessed to borrow her from @kimvondoom.bsky.social sometimes 💘)

My pup snoot

St. Louis. #STL

Went to Express Stop with @kimvondoom.bsky.social because we NEEDED to find out about those viral Dubai Chocolate cups. And, y'all, that first bite was life changing.

Trapped in day camp Pick up lane with tornado sirens going everywhere

WE VOTED TO END THE BAN. WE LITERALLY VOTED, SUCCESSFULLY, TO GET RID OF THIS BAN. YOU MONSTERS.

URGENT NEED, STL, FROM CORI BUSH: Community of Hope, which serves young mothers aged 11-18 and is located on Union near Delmar, urgently requires large totes due to roof damage and mildew growth at their current space. (1/2)

a mobile shower unit is going to be such a gift to some of these folks. I know you've got some extra bath supplies in your house!! bring them out!!!! #stl #stlwx #nstl #tornado

the TSA lady took my hairspray

Sorry everyone

…that time i accidentally started killing off the cast of night court (@areamantis.net)

⚜️ STL mutual aid thread — i'll be adding links here to keep them all in one place; please feel free to to share info here too! #STL

I just searched "STL donation" and "donate St Louis" and didn't find anything, so here's a post. We were devastated by tornadoes yesterday. North City is rubble. Supplies and volunteers: YMCA 4343 W Florissant 63115 Monetary donations: stlgives.org/tornado-relief #stl #nstl #tornado #stlwx

Crown candy is asking for dry ice… a lot of it. If anyone has connections to freezer truck/walk in unit rentals that run on generator drop a note to @kzieff.bsky.social cc: @ksdknews.bsky.social @firstalert4.com

Who is still without power? Anyone need anything?

I don’t wanna tag my bestie and out his real name, but if your name is Brian, you might just be my best friend.

Heading to Delmar Maker District being told at least one of our restaurants is gone. #stlwx

Credits to LiveChaserCam on X/Twitter #Tornado in the tornado warned storm in the #STL metro area Hopefully no one was killed #Wxx #WxTwitter #SPC #TornadoWarning #PDS #MOwx #ILwx #STLwx #Hail #Wind #ParticularlyDangerousSituation #SevereWx

Well, driving through that was stupid. #stlwx

i’m at my kid’s middle school play and i’m terrified my estranged mom is going to show up and i’m going to have to make a scene where i’m hitting her over the head with the flowers i brought for my kid.

i’m TRYING to spend the night with my bestie, but he’s trying to make me watch “we bought a zoo.” #weboughtazoo cc @zenironman.com

hey yo! i get my kiddo for a few hours on sunday for #mothersday (it’s his dad’s weekend). i want to go somewhere to create and be artsy, but not pottery painting. any ideas, #stl?

petco out here making a killing in the queer pet market

It’s May! You know what that means? Only two weeks until the new final destination movie!

the #spookysleepover is starting cc: @zenironman.com

So proud of this kid

The first pic is an essay my mom emailed me about how jesus thinks i’m being melodramatic and unreasonable. The second pic is my response. Happy easter!

i'm thinking about going to a trivia night at the movie theater with the kid tonight. anyone interested? the theme appears to be pajamas?

ready to fuck shit up

How my morning with @zenironman.com and @americanoonline.com is going

the kiddo downloaded DMB into our shared music library. I guess we’re going to have to have a *talk* this afternoon.

i just ran into my dead sister’s best friend at the pharmacy, which was made even more awkward when she asked for help getting in touch with my mother whom i cut out of my life months ago. #thanksfriday

Do Not Reshrekutate

NEVER FORGET TO STAY BACK EXACTLY 343 FEET

And yet! Our greatest investigators still haven't caught her.

has anyone in #stl been to o & o pizza?

Where can I find a ouija board in St. Louis?

dave grohl + keanu reeves + vagrant = tom green (courtesy @zenironman #sundaywithkimandbrian

a super fuzzy #sundaymorningwithkimandbrian with @zenironman.com

our spring break vacation was ruined by a power outage back home, so we’re back in #stl. Any suggestions on how to make the rest of our spring break super magical in town?

i just wanna put this out there: i literally birthed a baby and, if you consider your dog or your cat your “child,” i’m okay with it. think it’s great. 100%. pets deserve that love too. keep loving those animals, pet moms and dads.

how’s that twitter ai system working out? it literally put an image of a black woman as an “animal.”

a penguin i found in a tree in #clayton

this reminder from alexa is incorrect #Saturdaynightswithkimandbrian

now we’re just skeeting at each other….sitting on the couch next to each other. cc: @zenironman.com #Saturdaynightswithkimandbrian

starting the night’s festivities off with a tarot reading about my love life from the magical @zenironman.com. #SaturdaynightswithKimandBrian.

This is the worst news I’ve heard all year