Shit! I just realized where marketing is going. Yeah I know I’m slow! Companies are going to lean in to racism with targeted ads based on the algorithms. Your algorithm may show them being an all inclusive progressive left-leaning brand.

(AI George Washington doesn't even finish the preface of his opening statement) Glenn Beck: Could you dumb it down a little bit?

World's largest Lego mural assembled in Switzerland, made from 300,000 bricks.

People used to carry handkerchiefs and offer them to strangers. That shit was used though right? Here… have some of my snot to go with your snot. I wanna carry it around and collect the snot of other people too so make sure you give that back to me when you’re done

I would do stand-up comedy but after my karaoke experience in Nashville Imma pass. Horrific

I’ve done a shitty job following back. If you’re left leaning progressive, liberal, witty, chronically online, possibly local to STL or wish you could visit (we have free museums and zoos) and know about our food culture and am already following - reply to this post for a follow back!

For as shitty a person he is I think a national chain like club fitness having space in more vacant sections of airports would be awesome for members. Upsell natn’l memberships. Provide locker rooms and restrooms with possibly even separate resting spaces. Massage machines or get that last tan in.

Just once I want to see a ufo or meteor or something. Also alt text is crazy. Here let me describe to you a photo thats essentially bragging about what someone cant see. Seems like alt text should have some boundaries/guidelines around them

WSJ: “David Ellison offered assurances to Trump administration officials that if he bought Warner, he’d make sweeping changes to CNN, a common target of President Trump’s ire. Trump has told people close to him that he wants new ownership of CNN as well as changes to CNN programming”

Important news in this piece: —Missouri organizers say they’ve collected over 300,000 signatures to block the GOP gerrymander. (They have until Thursday to submit roughly 110,000 valid ones.) —Federal judge rejects GOP lawsuit to toss the petition. missouriindependent.com/2025/12/08/f...

“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said

@merriam-webster.com can we please add “nappetizer” to the dictionary? Its the little sleep you do on the couch before getting up and going to bed. Grandpas call it “just resting my eyes”

CPAP? More like si Papi

The airport is 💀 Heading to BWI today via Southwest and this plane seats 175. Theres 42 of us on here. Barely had a “B” group. Curious how its gonna work out when they have assigned seating and need to distribute the load. Now they just say “go past the blue lights”

I’m telling everyone I invented the term “nappatizer” its a mini sleep that you do before getting back up then going to bed.

Aaaaaand we’re back.

Well that totally fucks up what I planned to do this morning since I cant sleep

Can confirm… shit is down. Dont need the downdetector to tell you this but if so… (3:10am cst)

People talk about having “bedroom eyes” but I think I got like bathroom eyes… or maybe foyer eyes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

FWIW this is not entirely factual… This order only addresses the penalties within the federal criminal case itself. In Gentile's specific criminal case, the government had not yet secured a final restitution order; repayments were being handled through the various civil and regulatory actions.

Wasn’t it in the 70’s when we had long lines at the gas pump? I remember the 1979 one. And the original clean air emissions act was 1970 soooo what the fuck is he even talking about?

U.S. reinstates all canceled library grants after court order www.washingtonpost.com/style/2025/1...

What if Aliens are only really skinny with big heads because they have their own version of Ozempic?

I think each party should be required to run two presidential candidates. One extreme candidate and one more moderate candidate. Those on the fringe on each side will vote for the more extreme version in their respective party causing less extreme pendulum swings when the final votes are tallied

Instead of Trump savings accounts what about spending that money on making childcare affordable instead?

Maine… its only one syllable yet its like… hey I’m the best, I’m the main state.

Waymo is short for way more accidents

PLEASE stop driving with your hazard flashers on in bad weather! It does more harm than good. Hazards disable your blinkers and create unsafe conditions for drivers around you. Hazards are for stopped/disabled vehicles. If the weather is bad, turn on your lights and wipers and GO SLOWLY. #stlwx

*sees that olive oil spray has zero calories and olive oil liquid has 120* *creates zero calorie food spray and becomes trillionaire*

STL got too cocky with having an ok response to Saturday’s snow so of course today it is a complete shit show. Yikes. Hope everyone gets to where they need to ok or is able to stay put.

"How is your new house?" "So far we found just one flaw." "Just one? That's awesome! What is it?" "Can't find the entrance door."

Its snowing #stlwx

Cyber Monday has become an exercise in raising the price to then mark it down. That 50% off most likely a much smaller fraction from the price that was out there a few weeks ago. For instance the Dewalt DCD740B was $159 MSRP ( Charger Not Included ) now $179 “save 44%” www.lowes.com/pd/DEWALT-20...

Is Mark Kelly gonna run for Pres? Seems to be on the TV a lot these days

What would use more water/electricity: A massive AI computer farm or similarly sized non-standard indoor crop like soybeans? I know we can do hydroponics for lettuce, berries, etc, but with climate change being as it is what about other cash crops?

Its crazy to see Goose Island rare bottles just sitting out two days after thanksgiving. Used to have people stand in line for hours before open to get ine of the 3 special bottles that were dropped off. They would run out of Bourbon County Stout! I won a Goose Island mirror one year.

My wife has an addiction to doing christmas trees. i’m good with it. She does an amazing job based on what people who decorate trees say anyway. This is the bedroom tree.

The Cranberries - Linger is a song about overstaying your welcome after the Thanksgiving feast

Geeking out right now yall. I know its problematic for many but I love snow. Winds starting to blow so not quite as pretty as earlier but the wind also helps keep the weight off those trees too which is good

If you’re thinking what I’m thinking just know good snowball snow means bad sledding snow. If you go take an inner tube type sled to get on top of it #stlwx #arthill

#STL City has 215 shelter beds and is operating 24/7. Opening another on Sidney street. Thank you @caraspencer.bsky.social and your team for prioritizing our unhoused

Reagan on KSDK said chicago destinations from Lambert are cancelled. Good snowball snow weather but theres some ice hiding under it

So the snow will disappear after noon but potential for re-freezing overnight. If you’re doing things with family optimal time appears to be 3-6pm window

Sometimes I wish I lived in Alton

Dangerous road conditions out there right now. Thanks to those local newscasters on the job and those on the roads giving us the updates. #stl @firstalert4.com @ksdknews.bsky.social

We must have at least 3” of heavy wet snow out there right now #stlwx south city

Drinking coffee out of my free Lowes mug this morning

So pretty out there right now! #stlwx

Celebrating Black Friday by taking 50% off caring about anything.

Crundun Martin. 💔