They murdered somebody during one of their raids. They actually did it.

*me, turning on the news* there better not be any goddamn news

What she said.

Im gonna start using "YOU'RE PLAYING RIGHT INTO THE HANDS OF THE ENEMY." in my day to day life.

Don’t tell me reading isn’t a political act and then my ban my favorite books, you troglodytes

more people saw “Gigli” in theatres

very fun to read frederick douglass accurately describe the problem with the pardon power in 1867

Raise your hand if you’re not even a meteorologist and you still know there’s a hurricane season.

Ho-leee shittt.

This brought me so much joy lmao

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Not raised Catholic but extremely religious. Protestant? Baptist? I really am not sure the denomination. Either way, this sentiment throws me for a loop almost daily.

📚💙 #booksky I know it says to "bring back" but I definitely bought my daughter a few newer novels that have maps. I would love a list of pronunciations!

I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but the orcas now have two F/A-18 Hornets

Dammittttt

Kristi Noem refuses to say whether she believes the Constitution grants due process rights to everyone in America:

I bet it’d be a bestseller.

Sometimes I just stop, shake my head, and think how ridiculous it is watching my country be destroyed by a demented old man just because some white people are afraid of the future.

My boy Renny decided to go to work for me today ☺️

Gotta love Canadians lol.

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Any time it rains you should be able to leave work early to go to the bookstore

We must protect this hero at all costs 🙌🏻

Lmao me on a bad day 🙃

Love you Liz

Alright donny time to fuck off now

I'm interested in how this will play out. I have a doomsday and a silver lining scenario in mind 🫠

CRASH 📉📉📉 The Atlanta Fed’s GDPNow model now estimates U.S. real GDP growth for Q1 at -2.8%, down even further from last week’s forecast of -1.5%. Just a month ago, the estimate was about +4%.

Fuck is prob my favorite word 🤷🏻‍♀️

If our country is saved, it will be saved by women. Women of color at that.

Begging for things: going outside edition

Seems like a pretty important detail

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Sorry to say it, but we need to be dropped like a bad habit. Please don't let us drag the rest of you down. We'll see y'all back in reasonable-land eventually 😑

Dear World— It’s not you, it’s me. I’m just not in a position to be in a global relationship right now. Go on without me. It will be better that way. I hope you’ll think of me. —America

FORREAL THOUGH!!

🙌🏻 🙌🏻

I am also not using Meta on that day. I invite you to join if you'd like!

When we support families - all families - we flourish together.

Ahahahaha

If you want to cry today...but really we need to see this 🫶

WATCH: USAID workers fired by Trump/Musk get applause and appreciation on their way out

That’s all.

Okay if Boris fucking Johnson is telling you that you are wrong, I don't know what else to tell ya.

USAID is not a "scam". It helps prevent this. I'm agnostic, but I really hope there's a hell for Donald Trump.

He nails it.

This is very tasty.

*watches Canada win in OT as an American*