Draylen
@draylencoyote.bsky.social
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Really Big Yote who likes causing trouble. STS Chief Courier. Often NSFW, no minors.
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Pupperyum 🔜 ANE
7 days ago
I simply believe being casually horny with mutually interested friends is a good bonding experience
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My quest for actual cooked breakfast/brunch ended up lengthier than planned, given that the two closest diners I frequent were both closed and the IHOP had a 30 minute wait. Ended up at the Totem, which is good, but definitely a longer drive than I’d originally intended.
3 days ago
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Starry
3 days ago
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Alright last shower of 2025 is taken, last spaghetti of 2025 is cooking, and last wine of 2025 is chilling.
4 days ago
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Alright, sure, I’ll jump onto this bandwagon.
6 days ago
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Oh right, I intentionally ran down most of my day to day food supplies before leaving for Christmas with the family. Now that I’m back, I’ll need to do a grocery run before breakfast.
6 days ago
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Alright, sure, I’ll jump onto this bandwagon.
6 days ago
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Yote is disappointed that these are not, in fact, giant burritos.
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7 days ago
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Apparently being ‘dragged’ to go see Zootopia 2 with my mom and 5 year old nephew. Insert “They don’t know” meme here.
8 days ago
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The rope lights along the driveway failed this weekend (which is weird because they’re encapsulated enough to usually resist all the rain we tend to get). Closer inspection found that the junction between the last two ropes seems to have suffered some kind of failure that freed all the magic smoke.
8 days ago
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Bennie "BigTig" Tiger
9 days ago
Who knows? Maybe a random Christmas story can be some fun. Let's talk about the real Charlie Brown Christmas tree my family accidentally created... A 🧵 ...
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Well, the rest of the family has arrived, and late Christmas is go for tomorrow morning. I expect to be dragged out of bed at some ungodly hour by hyperactive nephews so wish me luck.
9 days ago
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Imagining the yote humming to themself: “Leg day, leg day, tasty tasty leg day…”
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9 days ago
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Steve Shives
10 days ago
Someone said that Skeletor should have done the moral at the end of the He-Man/She-Ra Christmas Special, and that got me thinking — why didn't they ever ask him to do the moral?
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Actual family Christmas will be on Saturday, due to my sister working in a medical field and being on call on the 25th. Will not involve werewolves, but will involve 2 and 4 year old nephews, so I’m not sure if that will be any less chaotic.
10 days ago
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So for a ‘Christmas’ movie I watched An American Werewolf in London with my parents because of an animated conversation that was had yesterday. Apparently they saw it in theaters back in ‘81, but walked out after one of the violent dream sequences freaked my mom out, and she never saw how it ended.
10 days ago
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The Christmas Coyote will keep watching you through the next year. Remember.
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10 days ago
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Aricie | 아리시 🏳️⚧️ 🇨🇦
11 days ago
The only true way is the Canadian way (As much as I wish it was a joke, it is in fact not one and this is exactly how it works here)
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Merry Yotemas folks.
11 days ago
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Saw this at the candy store when picking up treats for my nephews. All I can think of is something like this being wielded by authorities after Gingerbread Land turned into an oppressive police state.
12 days ago
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Make sure to leave out burritos tonight for the Christmas Coyote! If you’ve been appropriately devious through the year, he’ll leave behind gifts of booze and debauchery. If you’ve been too much of a goody-goody, he’ll just bite you and steal your wallet.
12 days ago
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Time for my annual “done with work for the year” carne asada dinner.
12 days ago
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Bloodhound
14 days ago
Christmas cards are finally arriving! I can start sharing the doodles 💚❤️🤍🩵
#artbybloodhound
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@remmyzilla.bsky.social
doing this pose while sprawled across your city.
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14 days ago
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Had a dream last night where I was talking to a new GM about joining their tabletop campaign, complete with discussions about setting and house rules, party composition and so on. Then I woke up to just being incredibly disappointed that I WASN’T going to get to go build a character.
16 days ago
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Litterbox Comics
18 days ago
The Gingerbread House With previously unreleased BONUS panel below! 👇
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Veejay 🔞
19 days ago
I am once again urging any of you who still use Twitter to please abandon it already. It already wasn't worth it before, but it's going to be even worse.
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Alistor!
19 days ago
As an internet kaiju and long-standing furry fandom card holder (the card is imaginary), I am throwing out the idea to furry con macro/micro meetup organizers to have a cardboard AI data centers to smash to smithereens. Rawr and thank you for your time.
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KampferWolf
19 days ago
Tonight is the last night I have to get this figured out. I have $50 of the $500 I need Please share or help if you can.
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Should’ve just stuck with the breakfast nook.
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19 days ago
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Kraken
20 days ago
"here's an idea: pianomancer" "are they real good at the piano or," "no. waves wand, enemy target is crushed by a falling piano wile e. coyote style" "okay but this person better be dogshit at actually playing the piano because that's much funnier" "oh of course"
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Sketch from MFF by
@kaceyfish.bsky.social
of Lysse getting a little bit rowdy on party night.
20 days ago
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Portrait sketch from MFF done by
@pooknchukcreations.bsky.social
of Trina, who seems to be realizing that this sudden ‘foggy day’ might be more than it seems.
20 days ago
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Sketch from MFF done by
@tipsymouserat.bsky.social
of Linza, the no-nonsense and short-tempered cheetah tinker/artificer from a tabletop campaign I ran some time back. Probably wondering why you’re bothering her while she’s trying to work.
20 days ago
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Pyramid Chad
20 days ago
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Just in case anyone is concerned, while I do live in western Washington, my local area is not currently under flood watch, and my place is on higher ground, so no need to worry.
21 days ago
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Gov. Bob Ferguson
21 days ago
Information from NWS Seattle: In coordination with King County, we have issued a FLASH FLOOD WARNING for a levee breach in Tukwila WA near Todd, Blvd. Water is likely moving north towards I-405. In addition, an evacuation notice is now in effect from King County.
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Kurrikage
21 days ago
South Seattle friends PLEASE keep an eye on the news. Evacuation orders have gone out for parts of tukwila, Renton, Kent and such. Do not roll the dice with your life GO NOW: Flash flood evacuation issued for Tukwila area after Green River levee failure
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GO NOW: Flash flood evacuation issued for Tukwila area after Green River levee failure
The National Weather Service in Seattle has issued a flash flood warning for west central King County, Washington, following the failure of the Green River Leve
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Canis Latranscendental
23 days ago
Found this 1000% factual map of Canada.
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Matty!
2 months ago
I don’t need ChatGPT. I already have an AI friend to affirm that everything I do is the right decision.
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Autumn the Protogen 🔞
about 2 months ago
Who else agrees? XD
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Trip home has literally been planes (flight from Chicago to Seattle), trains (light rail from the airport to my area), and automobiles (Lyft from the light rail station to my place).
27 days ago
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On the train home from the airport.
27 days ago
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TSA checkpoint baggage trays show Nick and Judy on them.
28 days ago
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Boarding my flight home to SEA. Had a great time, great con, and got to meet some really cool folks. Safe trips home, everyone, see you all next year (or sooner).
28 days ago
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Fractal ⏭️ Furnal Equinox
28 days ago
If you're a deer that was at MFF, at the Hyatt Regency, that went thru TSA Precheck at ORD Terminal 5 at 8:45am, you left your deer head base on the conveyor! I stood with it for 15 mins hoping you'd come back, then told a TSA agent what it was (+ how $$ it is) and they put it at their front desk 🙏
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On the shuttle, headed to the airport.
28 days ago
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Yote is very full of enchiladas and margaritas.
28 days ago
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Just got out of the macro meet and holy shit where did all these awesome people come from.
29 days ago
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Good Trailcams
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