time for the battle of the Unstoppable Force (artists dropping out of the America 250 concerts) and the Immovable Object (Flo Rida’s desire to sleep on a mattress overstuffed with U.S. currency)

tyler rogers save

Cristopher Sanchez is one of the all-time great pitching runs right now and I am not sure it is getting enough attention.

This fucking sucks, man.

Introduce yourself with ten bands you’ve seen live: Matchbox 20 Sammy Hagar and the Circle Zach Bryan Garth Brooks Dexter and the Moonrocks Charles Wesley Godwin Goo Goo Dolls Creed Noah Kahan Gin Blossoms

Not wanting to attend a wedding is the most relatable thing he's ever done

Aaron Judge when he has to face a 22 Year Old raised on X-Wiches and Hybrids:

I can’t believe they named the airport in Cleveland after Dustin Hopkins

A single point out of Conference qualification in a year I thought we’d be fighting to stay up. What a fucking year.

Update, I’ve seen nobody and probably best that way.

If you order $38 of food from Arby’s less than 2 miles away on DoorSash your phone should kill you with a gun.

Tbh i think the cone has run its course

I’d like to thank the weaponized incompetence of the pirates front office (Ben Cherington) and the Phillies for the free beer today

the vibe shift over the last 22 hours, spotted in Millvale

This was optimistic. I can't understand why only 13,000 fans show up to watch Paul Skenes pitch.

Outstanding work from the Pirates to absolutely blow this and allow the entire city of Philadelphia to dog walk Pittsburgh.

Well, I’m gonna pick up some of these empties lord, AS SOON AS I FIND WHERE THEY LAAAAAAY

P0:0P weekend in Pittsburgh! O/u on people I know from home is currently set to 1.5. Every once in a great while I run into someone I went to HS with out here visiting.

*taps mic, clears throat* “Carter Shart”

Good thing the Jazz tanked all those years. Watch them clinch 1.1 next year…. When the Thunder get the pick.

That goal stands if the Pens challenge it and Dan Muse gets executed as well.

I really hope my dude Rashawn down in Baltimore got the Tupac bobblehead.

Oh come the fuck on man how come every morning it’s more Airbud shit to wake up to, except the dog can only play basketball if it’s racist or whatever

LATE NIGHT TOOTBLAN

Since everybody will be talking about the NHL and Maple Leafs and how the lottery was rigged. Let me tell you a story about a guy named Nick Perry and the Pennsylvania Lottery in 1980 and the infamous 666 drawing. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1980_Pe...

Lmfao of course

God, those black Canes jerseys are so fucking beautiful

Gonna pick up some of these empties lord as soon as find where they LAAAAAAYYYYYYYY Braxton Ashcraft warming up to Turnpike will never get old.

Starting the chant in the 8th

CARMEN MLODZINSKI IS 2 1/2 WEEKS AWAY FROM HAVING ENOUGH URANIUM FOR AN ATOMIC BOMB HELP ME MR TRUMP

I can't believe I'm saying this, but people need to stop burning down rain forests to create CFB 27 Concepts with Chat GPT that will never happen.

I’m gonna be honest - even with 10 guesses, I wouldn’t have guessed the conference correctly.

A Henry Davis Home Run should be treated in the way that a Garrett Hathaway goal is. If it happens, the other team has to concede for the game.

So cold up here I’m ready to start a HERE WE GO STEELERS HERE WE GO chant

Rough night for that PickensBurgh fella

I know that Dubas has done some pretty wild and crazy things with albatross contracts but uhhh I don’t know who’s taking on that Letang contract.

Letting the players decide it themselves in OT and not calling the rules lets the no talent ass clown Flyera muck it up. The rules shouldn’t change bc the time has.

Letang with a completely moronic penalty. Not an exaggeration to say it could cost them their season.

I’m glad the refs are really hammering out who’s the right players on the ice, seeing as though the flyers have gotten an impromptu timeout

Lmao the legend Carl Krauser showing up on my “People You May Know” was unexpected today.