got in a fender bender on the way out of the gym parking lot 🫠

didn’t wanna but i did it anyways 💖

You should always judge a book by its cover. Like, look at a bible. Basic. Boring AF.

a certified bop

took a load from one bb and left my load in the other last night 🙂‍↕️☺️

well that was a trip (though not as much of a trip as some of Lanthimos' other work) in the best way. I was hooked the entire time. Superb acting and tension throughout.

douching to LUX this hump day bc my hole is holy 🥰🙂‍↕️😇

definitely better than tron:ares

did a little back day and hate my back day photos always BUT here we are, she did it, she persisted, and now she’s gonna take a cheeky little edible

Did My Love tonight omg i am so excited! 💖 no bad movies this week bc i didn’t let some man pick!

you look so cute and smol down there 🥰

did a bit better job today of being meta about describing my emotions to my partner and managing my frustration. minor therapy wins. 😌

listening to rosalia and rosalia alone until i too can sing in 14 languages

pretty sure half of my daily protein intake is through yogurt of some kind like my god

🚦 THIS IS A CHECKPOINT 🚦 Take a huge breath & hold it in for 7 seconds while you think something nice about yourself then exhale slowly bye

you look so cute and smol down there 🥰

ahh monday we meet again u lil bitch

Oldest selfie on your phone. From 2014, back when I was waiting tables at Olive Garden 😂

oh okay so Pluribus is GOOD good

new hip thrust PR this morning ☺️☺️ ass ready to be double stuffed today mmmmmk

gaming some this afternoon. come tell me i’m hot. ☺️🥰 www.twitch.tv/completeschm...

love a slow friday workout with a little help from all yalls fcf posts to get a little thiccer

ok i’ve listened to la perla im better

not katy perry being the lil pop girly moment i liked most on first pass this morning 💀 yall i really didn’t sleep good huh

going to see tron: ares with my “str8” bestie, and i just gotta say that you really can’t fix him 🥰

anxietyyyy, keep on trying me

Justin Trudeau:

I'm unwell.

new daylight savings or whatever means i’m waking up at 4 now 😩

mommy says youve been a bad little bb this monday

It’s so homophobic that we had to watch Australia versus the world on YouTube

i need australian survivor on a streaming service 😤

nut in you while your husband watches november x

he try to lift

bonus leg day, thighs feeling a little itty bitty bit thiccer 😌

staying up till midnight for my new florence halloween album, if this doesn’t heal me istg!!!

glued to my phone waiting for a text from bb, but at least my arms are bigger 😌

Please stop sending me multiple reels a day. I promise you I don’t Watch them.

tbh having an anxious avoidant attachment style is not as much fun as it looks!

POV I’m your morning wood 😌

happy monday to all my little gay and they bbs 💖

truly nothing makes me wanna suck my man’s dick more than waking up to the coffee machine already prepped and waiting for me 🥰😌

pretty sure i disowned my own mother solely so that my parasocial relationship with mother keri russell could be a little fuller

bonus leg day 💖

cam came in. playing some hades. come ask me to flex and say my arms look big 😌 www.twitch.tv/completeschm...

mood low, chasing endorphins 😩💔

forgot i had plans tonight 😭

HUGE fan of games that lets you do silly earlygame questlines even at a point in the story where stakes are much higher... the kingdom of silksong may be sinking into the abyss but hornet can't worry about that right now, she's gotta carry this bacon across 5 towns

beat sister splinter and made it to widow, and you just KNOW she’s going down today too once i’m done with work 😤