"is there something in the water in this city that makes everyone polyamorous and insane???"

it’s so embarrassing how quickly i fall for elder millennials with fat asses. like i have a disease, but i don’t want the cure!

forever grateful a.i. chat bots were not a thing when i was a lonely and vulnerable kid with no internet supervision. these stories break my heart! #fuckai #fuckallyouasshatswhouseai

going to uni in canada was so weird, like why did the campus have like 5 benches dedicated to smoking weed!

i think spring would be nicer if it didn't trigger genuinely justifiable and quite intense climate anxiety. probably

i was already excited to move, but now i’m THRILLED!

give me pornography or give me death, or whatever patrick henry said

love that the sky is almost completely clear, esp for the part where the sun is🤪

when they are always at the sex club, but never at the protest

As @jmritchey.bsky.social wrote: If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."

BREAKING:

unfortunately, had i been a trans man who transitioned in the 2010s, i do fear i would have named myself elliott.

the woke media will try to convince you that french-canadians are “people” who deserve “rights.” DO NOT fall for their LIES, you know the TRUTH!!!!!!!! #ExposingTheWokeMediasLIES #TruthMatters #FactBeforeFeelings

I hate the Democrats. The Republicans say they’ll kill you. The Democrats piously and sanctimoniously say they’re trying to help you while they’re obviously killing you and then get annoyed you’re not being grateful enough for being killed and they tut tut tut and tsk tsk tsk

Repost to make it die faster

Name your top 15 TV shows ever, gut instincts only: 30 Rock bojack horseman crazy ex-girlfriend the office rupaul’s drag race parks and rec the comeback VEEP Sex and the City Scandel Bob’s Burgers Broad City Severance Arrested Development Downton Abbey

Apparently, journals, universities and publishers cannot do it but the Oscars can

whenever i see a blue lives matter flag this is what i think of btw

got all these flowers for free because i love and care about my community and my community loves and cares about me!

i love hey happy, but unfortunately this phrase has been ruined by the folgers incest commercial

heyyy you still need a pap smear ever 3 years even if you have the hpv vaccine. i’ve had serval people tell me otherwise and UNFORTUNATELY that is just not true!!!

no sure who emily is, but damn great sticker!

found this on tumblr, thought i would share. you are welcome, dykes!!!!

Call me when the NYT is ready for a "12 Bitches Who Were Right about Everything" piece.

currently being harassed by a pretty sad looking squirrel desperate to get his hands on my grocery store sushi

It's literally the same people running the same playbook.

I KNOW IT IS SPELLED “strait” and NOT “straight,” i have NEVER and would NEVER type in “straight of Hormuz news” into google. that is something i would NEVER NEVER NEVER do!!!!!

happy lesbian visibility day xoxo

slaying and gaying

We’re doing it all again baby

the tow trucks are coming, ladies and theys

unless you’re shaped like a pixar mom, just assume i’m not attracted to you!!!

my her really blew up when i was in seattle, things are really looking up for AL!

y’all ever see a trans woman so beautiful that you want to write her doctor a thank you note?

This is a fucking INCREDIBLE and spot-on way to describe the increasing restriction by corporations and governments of sex work, porn, and erotica. Resist the enclosure of the sexual commons!

5 minutes after drafting this, i heard gun shots outside of my hostel…

why are ai folks so bent about me hating it. fine, i'll fall behind! let me!!! fuck off!!!!

Bluesky is like zyns for me

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dyke at pike

Trump is within sight of an under 30% overall approval rating. One of the most important causes right now is to establish a media narrative and popular support behind severe punishments and consequences to our present criminals running things.

old men love coming into the candy store and immediately making a diabetes joke!

wind is soooo ALphobic

absolutely devastating and the worst democrat you know is cheering this on cause they deep down they do not care about people of color or poor people. they only care about hurting people they see as the enemy, much like trump!

I HATE HATE HATE BLUE STATE DEMOCRATS!!!!! you people are not anti-fascist, you are anti-trump and there IS a difference. this becomes increasingly clear when you hear the way they talk about the south. yall are a different type of evil, but you are still evil!!!!

all gay sex practices are bouba or kiki

i know the cool dykes love shego, but i’ve always dreamed about being the ron stoppable to someone’s kim possible. naked mole rat and all!

Wishing you and yours a very merry Confederate Surrender Day.

80% of democrats don't like Israel. It's not even an age thing like it is for republicans. the case for any kind of pragmatic pro Israel centrism is just totally buried