polyamory is a disease

seeking pmdd diagnosis would also accept a g*n

blueberries might actually be the best berry

everyone in the world kinda been pissing me off lately ngl

currently seeing a lot of grown adults beefing w the crying baby on my bus rn

What happened in summer 2025 can simply never happen again

eating pepperoni sticks in my bikini til my beautiful partner comes and takes me to the beach

i love when my bus drives over the curb ,, makes me feel really seen and understood

hey guys. is anybody else saying things like "oh fuck" and "oh god" but like, not in a good way?

remembering last summer when i was going thru a big breakup and had to say "breakup breakup we BROKE UP" into my phone to stop receiving wholesome relationship content on my feed (it worked)

"is there something in the water in this city that makes everyone polyamorous and insane???"

god i love posting. how could i forget

something something feeling downtrodden something something

fiona apple morning in a bad way

magdalena bay summer (again)

interesting

should i get back into posting every thought again, manic-style?

feeling sensi and trying not to make it everyone's problem

listen , i mean this in the most gender neutral way possible - girl don't piss me off!

*blowing witch cig smoke all over your baby* don't worry it's natural

everybody say thank you bluesky

imagine me baring my teeth rn. ok now imagine me crying on the floor. ok NOW imagine me drinking a big cup of juice

Notice how in cranes in the sky solange did not try -using two screens at once it away -over spending on Indian food it away -jerking off it away -cbd gummy it away And that’s why it didn’t work!

guy who gives every move on letterboxd a 5/5 because it's a miracle that we can capture stories on film and make the audience feel something

sometimes life is an all u can eat gyoza contest and u r the only contestant

when monogamous people or straight men like me on dating apps it's like oh baby you really struggle with reading comprehension hey

dollarama plan b and hoping for the best

team kong

if a hummingbird wanted to drink my blood I’d prob just let em go for it

i became a white boy to get more evil

shoutout to the gigantic wasp in my apartment ... i'm handing over the keys i'll be out by the end of the day

reading a memoir is so crazy to me. you remember stuff you did?

wowwwwwwwww

pantaloon summer

ok guys i cant lie. its getting kinda hard

considering getting into unsending instagram messages

smoking a witch cig listening to nobody's baby while the breeze hits my face ... maybe everything is gonna be okay

im so fucked rn im gonna have to start listening to those manifestation meditations to fall asleep

im alone nobody care me

i should be eating a peach rn

2025 is my mattress on the floor era

oh this is not good

day 3.....going stir crazy

it's not that im in the mood to k*ll m*self it's that im in the mood to make a lot of jokes about k*lling m*self

oh it's tanty time

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at least it's raining