This is Ken Paxton's mugshot. He was indicted on 3 felony counts for investment fraud. He was reported to the FBI by his own staff for bribery. He was impeached by his own party for corruption. Now he’s the Republican nominee for US Senate in Texas. Together we will stop him.

Me in my bluesky bubble.

Repost with the Russian agent that spies on your posts.

An interesting thing about NASA is that they’ve never had to worry whether scrubbing a launch for safety reasons would impact their IPO

Your 60’s are for stepping out of the revolving door.

Why is anyone debating whether or not to “let Marjorie Taylor Greene into the tent”? She has not asked to be in a tent with you. Nothing indicates that she wants to be in it. She is positioning herself to appeal to people who hate your tent, and possibly to peel off a few people at the edges of it.

15 best movies. Don’t think about it. The man Who shot liberty Valence The Ox Bow Incident The Boys in the Band Citizen Kane Bringing up Baby Mean Streets Gloria The Seven Samurai Lifeboat Silent Running Goodfellas Everything, Everywhere, All at Once Bonnie & Clyde The outlaw Josie Wales Joe

I read this as “Melania” and had a brief moment of hope.

Manhattan, Queens, Brooklyn

Farting ethically.

A good way to leave a conversation is to keep throwing in absurd non-sequiturs until they leave the conversation.

if you see this, quote with a picture of you in glasses:

The effective federal corporate income tax rate: 1950: 50% 1990: 25% 2020: 13% Stop asking "but how we will pay for it?" Restore the corporate tax rate. That is how we will pay for it.

DONT FALL FOR IT. AGAIN.

If the Pope doesn’t say a public prayer for the mentally ill tmrw, it’s a huge missed opportunity.

Guy Fieri was hamming it up with Andrew and Tristan Tate at UFC last night? He can get bent too.

Trump IS playing three dimensional chess and has just put us on the track to solve climate change. He will be remembered forever for this.

Seems like a good time to remind people that MULTIPLE Russian officers in the Cold War refused to launch nuclear strikes en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanisl...

"History will judge-" let me stop you right fucking there, history doesn't do fucking shit, I'm a historian, let's be clear here: elected officials need to do their fucking jobs, right now, before it happens, or future historians will judge THEM. Everyone knows and knew who Trump was.

If you live in Providence it’s pretty clear.

Depluralize a Movie: Nothing, Nowhere, Ever.

Depluralize a movie: The Good

The Way I Was

Depluralize a movie: One Samurai

It’s probably nothing. 🤡 @dkthomp.bsky.social

even the Iranians are trolling "quiet Trump"

Important update from the New York Times

100 percent tariff on... medicine? I'm telling you, one of the best arguments that Republicans are planning to steal the election is that they're actively trying to lose it.

Trump uses the phrase "like no one has ever seen before" like no one has ever seen before

After the White House complained about an unflattering photo of Karoline Leavitt, it was removed from AFP and Getty’s systems. This is the photo in question. Please do not repost it. 👇

3/4 of the cost of a bottle of wine over $35 is marketing driven.

The fact that the the Trump Administration lifted sanctions on Russia while they were helping Iran target US bases is enough to criminally charge everyone involved in lifting those sanctions . I’m sure aiding the enemy is a crime .

DOW 45!!

Who would come with me to a double feature of Snakes On A Plane & Cocaine Bear. Raise your hands please.

Democrats introduced bills to end the TSA shutdown on: March 5 March 11 March 12 March 18 March 19 (x2) March 21 March 23 Republicans blocked TSA funding every single time.

Some smart rich person should go out and buy up the glut of used Teslas, remove all branding from it and resell sell them under a different, made up brand. Something like “Fuck Trump Mobiles”. Come up with a logo and everything.

Every Dr. you visit makes you sign a release form for your medical information yet every new Dr you see knows nothing about you. Yay computers.

Sen Chris Van Hollen told the J Street crowd: “I will tell you that AIPAC may call itself pro-American. They may call themselves pro-Israel. But they are neither. They have been a very destructive influence. And it is time to call them out. And the American people are catching on.” 100% Correct!

Cars. Gary Numan.

Quote du jour “ICYMI, Donald Trump talked about his war yesterday and somewhere Incoherence blushed. Gibberish threw back a stiff drink. And Parody filed for early retirement.” Charlie Sykes

Who fucks these guys?

The sinners crowd is like the cool kids table. #oscars

Danger Will Robinson!

This is Amy Madigan and Ed Harris refusing to applaud Elia Kazan's honorary Oscar in 1999. During the Blacklist Era, Kazan named names. Good on Amy and Ed.