lord help me I’m thinkin’ ‘bout a bean hole

2 wins in last 18 for Newcastle vs Brighton. Our record against them is fantastic. We are on a cracking run and Newcastle aren't, and their season looks like its petering out, while we are pushing for Europe.

was moved to recreate this absolutely unhinged cd I burned in 8th grade

This was good, being back at work is not as good

@neiljackman.bsky.social some old as piss rocks for you

Been on full tourist mode for the past couple of days, walking 8-10 miles back and forth over the same couple of square miles, port tastings, pastel de nata, churches, vinho verde. Pile it all on

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@goalmine.bsky.social you have Villa - Palace as a Friday KO, it's Sunday, there's no Friday game this week

This is a masterpiece. Simply excellent www.instagram.com/reel/DMVGMIC...

Thanks for all the people that have joined so far. goalmine.replit.app ✅ Each week, pick a player ⚽️ If they score a goal, you score a point 👆 Only pick them once all season so pick carefully 🎉 Most points at the end of the season wins Trying to keep the fantastic @goalscorerc.bsky.social going

@goalmine.bsky.social hello! Will the picks in your game be prem fixtures only or will there be gameweeks during international breaks?

Last day of the stag do vibes

fantastic foreskins

@janhopis.bsky.social curious as to what footwear you've gone with for the camino?

"A lifetime bitch" is an amazing insult.

A good weekend for wildlife, plenty of butterflies with first sighting of a small tortoiseshell of the year (can't believe this a rare treat nowadays). 100s of ashy mining bees and a few tawny. Finally what I think was an alder leaf beetle

what's the best email you've ever received? i'll go first.

me: hey medieval peasant. i'm from the future peasant: oh art thou here to try to kille me with doritos me: no i just wanted to say you were right all along about hot buttered bread. it fuckin rocks peasant: it DOTH rock me: it DOTH peasant: tis the GOATE

MENSWEAR GUY: Furthermore, you’ve neglected to even cut the vents of the shockingly poor-fitting sport coat you’ve, for some reason, chosen to wear to breakfast MAN WHO STILL WEARS A THREADLESS TEE FROM 2003 WITH TWO ANTHROPOMORPHIC HOUSES HUGGING UNDER THE TEXT “HOMIES”: haha get his ass derek

Petition for FPL to add this warning when you select more than one Spurs player

Lurching from one gameweek to the next with no luck at all lately. 😩 #FPL