Two cats out here dissing Lee Greenwood and I'm so down with it

New Mausritter character: Thibalt Oakley STR 8 DEX 10 WIL 7 HP 3 Birthsign: Moon Carries a club (d6) and a cask of ale

damn you mean that constantly repeating that the most terrifying words in the English language are 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help' had the effect of making your base reflexively distrust anything a govt official says, even to their direct detriment? is that what you are telling me????

The Fourth... The Fourth is more than a day to barbecue a bucket of ginks and chug-a-lug a bootful of barley! It's a SPECIAL day!

I mean, if el Caudillo went out today and did his speech and got heat stroke and started acting weird... I mean, who could tell?

From the Heritage Foundation's email beg for the 4th. Sink me, but this sounds just a bit familiar in its composition... "By July 4, we must secure the resources needed to keep advancing our policy plan to preserve the country we love."

For some reason, the city of Rochester NY celebrates Pride Month in July instead of June. Which just means four more weeks of pissing off the right (Right) people. Happy Pride!

Socialism for the wealthy, feudalism for everyone else.

Heritage Foundation out here, reading the room accurately

You maniacs! You gunked it up!

Republicans spent the last 5 years attacking any sort of attempts to limit disinformation and misinformation and now all of social media is awash in conspiracy theories that tonight's shooting was staged.

I fucking HATE that I feel like this is just too convenient I hate being made to feel like an Alex Jones asshole

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK sitting here watching Riff Trax and the next thing I know etc etc you know the drill This keeps happening to me, I relax and next thing I know all hell breaks loose

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some Zen to the feed.

holy shit he actually conceded folks, they tell you they’re invincible they tell you they’re inevitable they tell you that you should give up and stop fighting and absolutely none of that is true

Stephen Miller in 2024:

The Right can’t fathom the idea of people believing in anything, in trusting others, in being willing to sacrifice themselves to keep strangers safe. All they understand is self-service. This is why they can say anything. Why their principles were never real. This is why they’re so afraid.

Repost with your most recent pet pic

The Left has been willing to shoot ourselves in the junk since AT LEAST 1936, when arguing over the Spanish Revolution helped let the Falangists win.

The president of the United States, illegally, without approval by or even notice to Congress, and in secret, with no public discussion or even explanation, believes he has created a personal slave plantation of 30 million people.

Every time I think this toxic mango swamp of childish bullshit can't get worse, they plump whole new depths of pre-adolescence

Huh. I appear to be a serial killer who refuses to be called a serial killer because it's more dedicated a term than applies to me, and I have an encyclopedic knowledge of Florida history

No biggie, just the head of the fucking Heritage Foundation begging for money to ethically cleanse the United States as quickly as possible 🤬

NOOOOO DOGS ALLOWED YOU'RE NOT OUR CROWD @midnightpals.bsky.social

Wayne Michael, relaxing after having caught his FIFTH mouse since he adopted me, resting up for tomorrow's shenanigans

The reason why socialism is no longer taboo in America is that our elites have successfully rebranded it as “any attempt by the state to function beyond semi-random violence“ while trying to combat it.

“there is a point on the graph where things get Worse, and there you will find Ronald Reagan” stays undefeated

Age yourself with gaming

Heritage here to announce the actual arrival of the End Times

I'd hate to be the person assigned to sticking their hand up his ass and moving the mouth.

Bookstores, libraries, I have a long long record of this 😸

No biggie, just Kevin Roberts announcing "the radical Left" (i.e. anyone to the left of, say, Pinochet) is an existential threat to "civilization" and saying "peaceful" in a way that indicates he doesn't ACTUALLY MEAN "peaceful"

Stop scrolling and post two characters that bring you happiness.

I'd comment on this, but it's so amazingly dumb I think I've sprained my neurons just looking at it.

Dear Heritage: No matter how often you repeat the lie, it's still a lie.

Always 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

The centrist dipshits who opposed this got militarized and unaccountable police crews, and Camden got zero homicides. Keep it in mind during the next onslaught of Abundance bullshit.

Me after everyone else gets raptured on Tuesday

No new pic - where are you mentally?

I so want to run into the sultry night, screaming

Q: Do you think it would've been fitting to lower the flags to half staff when Melissa Hortman, the Minnesota House Speaker, was gunned down by an assassin? TRUMP: I'm not familiar. The who?

I plan to post this ABC News supercut video of Trump calling Harris and Democrats "fascists" (and "communists"!) everytime I see a Republican on TV whining about Trump being called a "fascist" by the left. Oh, the hypocrisy! Oh, the gaslighting!

I personally won’t engage in this behavior for my own reasons but last I checked there was a big scandal when the Government merely ASKED social media company to address certain speech on their platforms. Like, end of the world political hysteria ensued.

Age verification: that "ker-chunk" as the 8-track changed tracks, sometimes in the middle of a song

This is interesting. It's bad enough you have Kevin Roberts and Ben Shapiro (two awful tastes) but they're talking America and "what it REALLY means". Plus Ben's reference to "Lions vs. Scavengers" which sounds a LOT like, oh, 90% of white supremacy talk.

YAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY just when I'm finally getting off my ass and doing some solo RPGing! I'm so excited 😸

A Trump voter imprisons your neighbor it’s law and order. Kicks their gay kid out its religious conviction. Shoots you dead it’s self defense. Kidnaps you, it’s border security. Invades your town, it’s fighting crime. Tell them you don’t like them anymore, it was all just “political views.”

remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature

Ok timeline cleanse. Please post a photo from your summer that confers peace. Two summers ago, the bank of the Tenana River in Alaska.