Me after everyone else gets raptured on Tuesday

No new pic - where are you mentally?

I so want to run into the sultry night, screaming

Q: Do you think it would've been fitting to lower the flags to half staff when Melissa Hortman, the Minnesota House Speaker, was gunned down by an assassin? TRUMP: I'm not familiar. The who?

I plan to post this ABC News supercut video of Trump calling Harris and Democrats "fascists" (and "communists"!) everytime I see a Republican on TV whining about Trump being called a "fascist" by the left. Oh, the hypocrisy! Oh, the gaslighting!

I personally won’t engage in this behavior for my own reasons but last I checked there was a big scandal when the Government merely ASKED social media company to address certain speech on their platforms. Like, end of the world political hysteria ensued.

Age verification: that "ker-chunk" as the 8-track changed tracks, sometimes in the middle of a song

This is interesting. It's bad enough you have Kevin Roberts and Ben Shapiro (two awful tastes) but they're talking America and "what it REALLY means". Plus Ben's reference to "Lions vs. Scavengers" which sounds a LOT like, oh, 90% of white supremacy talk.

YAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY just when I'm finally getting off my ass and doing some solo RPGing! I'm so excited 😸

A Trump voter imprisons your neighbor it’s law and order. Kicks their gay kid out its religious conviction. Shoots you dead it’s self defense. Kidnaps you, it’s border security. Invades your town, it’s fighting crime. Tell them you don’t like them anymore, it was all just “political views.”

remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature

Ok timeline cleanse. Please post a photo from your summer that confers peace. Two summers ago, the bank of the Tenana River in Alaska.

Made the mistake of looking at MSN news, and got these headlines: * Feds detain Kilmar Abrego Garcia * Young woman living all her life in America to be deported * Can we talk to whales with ChatGPT? and I'm wondering, again in the words of Jordan Holmes, what the hell are we even doing here?

I love the old man on the Cracker Barrel logo, and I love the way he corners tourists and tells them all about back in '58 when he saw the lizard people in the woods and they were praying to a big golden owl and then the saucer landed with the Communist Marxists from Mars

Yuri Valentinovich Knorozov who deciphered Mayan always put his cat as coauthor on his papers

So. Holy SHIT. I swear I saw an article in the last couple days about the "FBI burn bags" thing that the documents were linked to false testimony by a Russian spy(?) asset(?) but I can't remember where I saw it So I try to search for it and the FIRST SIX PAGES on Google /1

Seriously unhappy to find out that the Ontario Science Centre is closed and will likely not reopen in my lifetime. I went there several times when I was young and was hoping for another visit. RAAC concrete is the reason it's closed. m.youtube.com/watch?v=ld5x...

Fed Chairman: "Meh, good enough for government work" 🤷

Never mind the story itself; this is one of the worst-written headlines I think I've ever seen. "Ambiguous" doesn't even start.

This is where I login from.

Mango Lassi, 'nuff said

www.whitehouse.gov/presidential... "An equally large share of homeless individuals reported suffering from mental health conditions." YEAH I FUCKING WONDER WHY THAT MIGHT BE TURNS OUT BEING UNHOUSED IS REALLY STRESSFUL WHICH MIGHT EXPLAIN DRUG USE AS WELL BUT WHAT DO I KNOW 🤬

"Russia, Russia, Russia" indeed *[. . . ] Prigozhin said: "We have interfered (in U.S. elections), we are interfering and we will continue to interfere. Carefully, accurately, surgically and in our own way, as we know how to do."* www.reuters.com/world/us/rus...

OMFG for the longest time as a kid I could HEAR when the TV was on, but I had no idea whether or not anyone else could it was a very high pitched noise, not "like" anything but definitely a sound I could hear

I watched a "Actual Play" session of this on the YouTube and oh, my, it IS a disturbing experience. Lots of creepy goodness in a small package!

Sorry Superman ain't flying around, randomly putting brown people in swamp prisons. That must be hard for you. Thoughts and prayers and whatnot.

Post a song from the year you turned 12 youtu.be/fJ9rUzIMcZQ?...

Truly, the origin of the massive stress of the modern world is a mystery 😐

If it took 8 days to build a massive concentration camp in Florida then it means they could build and house the homeless at any point but choose not to

Have we started to see AI slopaganda of Mamdani in Alligator Auschwitz yet? And if we have, has Trump and/or Elon retweeted it yet?

Yep.

We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold and oh wait it's some fucking bins Jesus Christ

Odd we don't see things like this about GOP candidates

let the Midnight Hammer shine its lies on me let the total bullshit Midnight Hammer shine its obliteration lies on me

Satan endorsing Cuomo

Someone should write a book about the idea of "War Is Peace"

Just switched on al-Jazeera and it's Hamface Vance yacketing. Nope. Do not want.

This is a result of the New Apostlic Reformation Christians and their influence over Trump; the concept is the "Seven Mountains Mandate", religious domination over every aspect of society. Ironically enough, a total theocracy, much like Iran just after 1979.

really sums up the media’s coverage of the Trump presidency

Whatever else one can say at this moment, the Sunday bobblehead shows tomorrow morning are going to be PAINFUL. I advise sleeping in.

He's just GIDDY at the idea of breaking out the nukes

He doesn’t self identify as at war you guys

The entirety of the election campaign from last year has aged like fine 2% milk

Dear Leader is speaking and telling us how pouring gasoline in the dumpster and throwing in a match is sheer genius and it's the last goddamn thing I want to hear from the last goddamn person I want to hear anything from right now