insanely on the nose

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beautiful color palette here, I’m calling it Departure Gate

he was interviewed by the Bears (twice?). checkmate, lib

Carolina Panthers quarterback Bryce Young standing outside my room to tell me “I frew up”

Sorry, you're Plane Kiffin now

Am a late in life mild dyslexic and keep thinking Pat Dye Field says 'Peyote Field' which would more apropos for this game

what if we made the whole Iron Bowl out of flags

DJ Durkin looks like he has big plans for Jarhanpur

You couldn't pay me to watch a 4 hour conference championship game pregame show

I'm sorry but the idea that Jeremiah Smith touchdown in OSU-Michigan should've been overturned on instant replay is a reflection of the decline of our society's crumbling moral standards. A no-question touchdown for 100 years and only questioned because of slow-motion frame fucking.

my beautiful california twink son resurrected me

your unibomber shack can't save you now

/Don Pardo voice, over blaring SNL theme saxophones "Muuuusical guest, Mike Vrabel."

I refuse to learn who anyone on this site is, that way any drama that happens is simply not my problem. I am Dr. Manhattan on Mars

AND THATS A DAMB FACT - dashare.zone ADMIN

Is Jim Harbaugh actually Hunter Biden

You have been blessed by The Good Boy and The Good Girl. Pay it forward or you will be cursed with 7 more years of Conference Realignment news.

FUCK WEBP - dashare.zone ADMIN

Was given a reasonable amount of chances to say “cooookie crisp” in exchange for part of a cookie and declined. Sad!

Crichton shouldve hooped instead of tryna reanimate dinosaurs cause he tall as hell!

"dril isn't funny. Jon Bois is a rabid Twitter user" You have brain damage from inhaling computer gas. Please report to the hostpital

@jerkwheatery.bsky.social Órale SZN

i debased myself in the group chat to argue so now your brain has to be exposed to it too. you have 7 days

What?? You don’t think this sounds natural?

Your office doesn’t have two dog beds? Couldn’t be me

Everyone knows "Flagpole Sitta", which yes, is a banger. But on the opener from the same LP, Harvey Danger also crushed it with "Carlotta Valdez" [sic], a lyrically faithful recounting of Hitchcock's "Vertigo"

Marvel Snap. Easy game

I can't take the USFL seriously because the Pittsburgh team looks like the one Bane blows up in The Dark Knight Rises

Fred VanVleet, Jock Landale, Dillon Brooks, and Patty Mills

what's the over/under on how long until the shitty CEO lady's direct deposits stop hitting? 6.5 weeks?

Dune 2 looks crazy

This song really whipped the llama's ass https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApMxSYVpKh4

That’s right folks, even in the absence of hashtags, we’re bringing back #CanCheck’s

34 years ago today Michael Keaton dropped Jack Nicholson in a vat of acid.

maybe the only cool thing Mark Zuckerberg has ever done or will ever do

Reddit is going to do an IPO with a Musk cosplayer at the sticks, and I wish them all a very Pets dot com

two tab brain: Twitter (2023), Twitter (2007)

saw Local Natives around the time of their second LP's release and the bass in the mix was so overpowering it made my insides hurt and gave me anxiety

joining a superfluous new social medium like