@ultrabrilliant.xyz Hey Andy, just popping in to let you know I’ve not got round to taking an artfully staged photo of my copy of One More Win yet. Will sort it when I can, cheers pal.

heck

@myke.social 🤔🤔

Check it out y’all

every morning when you wake up, ideally before you even get out of bed, eat an entire bag of flour. flour is very inexpensive. you can afford it

@edzitron.com been thinking a lot about "chosen by god. perfected by science" again

such a relief when a friend comes out as a subterranean moleman and you can finally see them be themselves without shame

I don't think scissor lifts should be able to go this high. That seems too high.

i have to take my mum out to dinner for her birthday tonight, which means i will not get to go on the computer

Bird week

not enough Posts today

He's also a considerate lover

it's a beautiful day to wake up and fry an egg

So you’re telling me this new year is happy? And you’re certain?

Big dogs

I’ve hit the big time, lads

poisoned by my enemies again

she’s normal

i texted my wife, who is working from home today, to ask her to put some beers in the fridge because i want to "slam some cans" when i get home. she has not responded.

Good man yourself Oedipus, how’re ye keeping these days, tell me now, do y’still have the

look who it is

i have started attracting all the porn bots on here, so i must be doing something right

my wife is away tonight. i think i might go on the home computer.

A good blocklist to clean your feeds from this guff bsky.app/profile/did:...

@dotmund.bsky.social lol

Having to block the accounts that I found aggressively irritating on twitter all over again over here is wearing thin. My Discover feed is like being haunted by the most vacantly cheerful ghouls and spirits that have been damned to performative self righteousness for eternity.

I think accounts like these should stay on twitter and sink with it

i have just deleted my account on x, the everything website

where are the fart jokes on this thing