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Pantone-deaf www.pantone.com/uk/en/color-...

chat, they did it: fractional units! youtu.be/fUzmGinA-iA?...

Fuck Monotype www.gamesindustry.biz/japanese-dev...

strong floor in the streets, no ceiling in the sheets

Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those who celebrate.

now you can get a knitted scrotum for your iPhone for just 250 € can't innovate anymore my ass www.apple.com/shop/product...

The Liquid Glass Apple thing is exactly like what’s happening with everything everywhere. It’s like look at this. Don’t you love it? And I’m like no I’m more annoyed. And it’s like would you like me to help you rewrite that? And I break my phone in half

who had ‘Daft Punk release a new music video in collaboration with Fortnite’ on their bingo card? m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbbT...

ai thing: would you like me to rewrite that for you? me: would i like you to erase my personality and perspective? No im good thank you bitch

Let’s talk about AI art. theoatmeal.com/comics/ai_art

With friends like these, who needs alarm clocks? ⏰

why put A19 Pro in iPhone Air if it has none of the actual differentiating features: ProRAW, fast transfer, etc how is the A19 Pro in the Air actually different from the A19?

bilingual people: *exist* apple: hey fuck you

oh yeah this operating system is fully baked

get yourself someone who loves you like Triumph loves threadlock

i do not like it, sam altman i do not like gen ai spam i do not like it in Dropbox i do not like it in Firefox i will not use it inside Zoom i do not like it in my room i do not like it here or there i do not like it anywhere i do not like gen ai spam i do not like it, sam altman

it might not be my single answer to this question, but I can't believe there's no love for Devs in the replies…

50% of the time it works every time

Screentime has been broken for YEARS and yet they still put out press releases like this claiming they "help parents" www.apple.com/newsroom/202...

it never ceases to amaze me how utterly useless a resource discussions.apple.com is toxic unhelpfulness

“apple should bring back skeuomorphism"

not a cell phone in sight. just people living in the moment

“AI will only get cheaper and better” reminds me of the early days of Uber, which has only gotten worse and more expensive as the days of investor-staked subsidization of clawing market share have faded and the need for profitability has taken over

deregulate tapioca

jony thinks the world would be right, if it could buy, the truth from him

unsolicited diptychs are back youtu.be/8oItkInSQzI?...

digging sound dogs barking a door unlocks

Turns out Le Pen is not mightier than the fraud.

I heard there was a secret ooze It turned four turtles into dudes But you don't really care for pizza, do ya? They fought like this, Two swords, a stick A couple sai Some nunchuck tricks Those Ninja boys-a callin Cowabunga

no-one controls the moon, vanessa

My “This train should not exist" thumbnail has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my thumbnail.

got airpods with wireless charging and let me tell you: putting warm earbuds in your ears is a profoundly upsetting experience

photoshop’s quick selection tool

its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further

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this graphic is causing me physical pain

Welcome to our radical movement. nebula.tv/videos/aboli...

this toggle is not actually hooked up to anything and you cannot convince me otherwise

makes sense, that rent's not gonna extract itself

there's a new type of Reply Guy who 'helpfully' replies with output from his LLM of choice "i asked chatgpt and got this…" "per grok:…" if i wanted to know what an LLM 'thought' i'd ask it myself, you absolute melt

Dear Filmmakers, Happy Valentine’s Day. Love, Nebula blog.nebula.tv/dear-filmmakers

2000: "Don't be evil" 2015: "Do the right thing" 2025: "Psych!"

the box contains us the box contains everything and inside the box there's another box, ad infinitum, ad nauseam... uh-oh