I am BEGGING that one japanese guy @/zoo_biker who rode their motorcycle around to various zoos and posted hyena updates to start posting here I NEED to know how butchy and ena, my favorite hyenas who live thousands of miles away from me in another country are doing

woof im alive

got morning wood? morning would. heck, morning will.

Having to explain to friends that I literally forget to breathe was just a little bit embarrassing >w>

this is the WORST outcome! this is what disabled folks have been protesting against! VAD only ‘works’ when everyone has their needs met in the first instance!!! I’M SO ANGRY ABOUT THIS I’m sorry you’re being let down like this, Tony 💔

Blast your dadaest filth poetry onto thou pigs The steel tongue of the machine will knot and tear

it's even more dumb when you realize that every crime statistic is actually a *recorded crime* statistic the countryside is awash in unreported crime lmao so here's a funny story about my grandpa and the family's farm (now bankrupt) and land (soon to be sold) 🪡🧵

I tested this out and my friends immediately started competing for the high score...

#vore Pred using a shrinking spell to eat the resulting micros... Unbeknownst to them is that this spell does not affect the energy content of something, so the horde they just gobbled up- Well that's 100 extra kilograms on their waistline now.

old sketch. party wipe

Me just kind of laying around

bunnies just want one thing and it’s fucking digestive

“lol isn’t it so weird to have pets in a furry world??? XD” yes. Yes. that’s the point. my pet dog has a phd.

Mental image of Reno sneaking beers into a venue by just tucking them into his jaws the same way crocodiles carry their young, think anybody would say anything to him about it?

🃏 January 21st on Tubi 🃏

"Kharel remained in the residence for less than a minute, seeing the premises was in darkness. Kharel left the premises and was not seen again," the document states. Mr Khryzat was described in court documents as needing "24/7 care" www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01...

CW vore Even eaten prey get mistletoe kisses! #vore #voreart

POV: Looking down the barrel of a Gulo cannon

#vore #fatfur #pudaskstuff You know what ? This is probably my best drawing so I'm allowing myself to post it again.

Every three or four months I find myself trying to explain rental inspections to an American friend, and every time I can't help but feel like maybe Mao had a point about landlords...

Buying a heart rate monitor to find out just how badly my friends bullying gets to me

Lvl 1 enchantment : Boonerang The enchanted item always find its way back into your hands, by some twist of fate creating a plausible but unlikely sequence of action. The faster you desire the magic to operate, the likelier it is the sequence will disturb the public order, with further consequences.

My bf is such a guy I get home with a 6 pack of beer and it brightens up his whole day xD

carl jungshit

Scrap Beast- moved away from drawing entirely for this one and only used paper scraps and magazine clippings #collage #collageart #monster #monsterart #art #furryart

human chaser angelgirl who really Really likes that they have the normal amount of eyes and like, zero wheels to put wheels in

this is why i will always be back. my shambling corpse will crawl out of the morgue to the nearest hospital computer to make a necrophilia post

giant yellow friend from Sesame Street who writes some killer plays big bard

I NEED the shibari docs

What in the world is going on in this bedroom? >w> #ProjectZomboid

#fatfur Big dog @december.dog

So I've been advised to share the voice chat carbonated weasel experience, so... Bunch of belches. Art by TheMuffunly.

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making this a yearly event. it's now the 2026 Challenge

this is genuinely a very clear situation: - trans woman on bluesky posted about a curvy video game mod she saw on twitter - she was dogpiled for hours - she eventually responded poorly - she deleted that post & apologized - the harassment continued - she has now deleted her account great job 👍

Sometimes I get the feeling that some of my friends are competing to see who can come up with the most awful thing that still gets a whimper out of me...

Tried to grab lunch while I was at the aquarium and they wouldn't let me smh

tdick just shoved onto my snout and I'm forced to huff a musky crotch and lick my way out #nsfw

people who arent trans women love making statements that are like " transphobes and terfs suck" and then when transphobes and terfs come around accusing them of being trans women they say "um actually i'm not a gross trans woman i'm actually a cis man / trans man / i'm born female / etc. checkmate"

just found a very important video

Leafblowers are abominable obscenities of waste.

Just got reminded about some dickhead on here saying that they thought furries were in the right for being transmisogynistic because furries keep their identity experimentation in the closet.

Blocked post and an incredibly lazy bit of defensive fappery: you see the moralising I'm doing here is justified because being a useless piece of shit addict is FINE just as long you are not responsible for anything important and also terrible.

also, no computing devices are allowed, and all use of obscure internet self-harm words is corrected by shock collar (or sitting in the corner for the ones who like the shocks too much)

Remember: good-good marinade saves having to use much-much spice and sauce later-later...

"Sorry runt, you're a bit mistaken. I only asked for you to tell me when my bites hurt too much for you to handle. I never said that's when I'd stop. If you wanna do biteplay with a werewolf, you're gonna have to toughen up. Ah well, with a little moonlight, you'll be able to take it MUCH harder."

make fun of the american measurement system if you want but they got foot pounds and i know some of you are really into that shit

If i had a penny for all internationally known French songs about dancing as a coping mechanism for distressing situations, I'd have two pennies. And I can't use them for anything because shops only accept euros here.