hbo max will now be called netflax

I actually, sincerely prefer when ChatGPT used to produce the text "An an AI language model, I don't..." before every response to a prompt. It was less insufferable.

✨Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell Ẃ̴̥͜R̷̭̺̠͒A̷̗̍̓̐Ț̴͠H̵̱͚̾͠ 🎄Jingle bell P̷͈͘A̸͚͠Ḯ̶͉N̶̟̔ ❄️and Jingle bell S̸͎̃C̸̬͍̓̽Ŗ̴̤̋̃E̴̖̎A̴͍̞͐͑M̸̨͔̎Ş̸̐̏

Iterative quack

My hobbies are: frothing at the mouth,

Every time I'm fantasizing about having sex on a chair, I have to first fantasize about checking every imaginary chair in the imaginary building if it's sturdy enough so it doesn't collapse under our combined imaginary weight. And the fantasy version of you has to stand there. Don't ask me to chill

I love technology. I hate technology.

App idea: use AI to summarize bluesky posts in 300 characters or less

Blender is struggling. it's the best piece of 3d software on the market, and it's free. I'm not going back to autodesk. please donate if you can! fund.blender.org

Antifa with elderly ladies wielding spools of yarn is way too powerful, I'd dead heckin' serious.

We need to give Donald Trump some of the old John Brown. Donald Trump needs to face the Judgement of the Lord.

"Oh, -we- would never do these things" Well, you -should- be doing these things to tyrants.

Hierarchical structures kinda freak me out, bro.

Mamdani is going to implement Slam Jam law. You're gonna have to slam with the best or jam with the rest.

They WILL try to either: 1) physically remove Mamdani from the scene 2) humiliate and force him into submission 3) alienate him from his base and turn him into one of their own We need to build on this victory and that means realizing -this- program, the one that won.

Rot in hell, P*nis Cheney Vote Mamdani

GORGE MICHAEL

Kurt Gödel warned us about the US Constitution bro, he told us dog

Honestly, I would rather walk on broken glass than study rn

yuo hav been visited by the Commuting Meowsers. Free public transits and free healthcares will come to yuo, but only if yuo comment "safe trip, kitter"

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A politician with a sensible proposal? Color me surprised! #generalstrike

I said what I said.

Universities and professors who do not fight against a repressive state condemn themselves to intellectual slavery and intellectual death. Athena, the Greek goddess of wisdom, is not seen wielding a book or a scroll, but a spear.

I like Jimmy Kimmel. I really do. I have no issues with him. I'm talking about something very different. Kimmel was only suspended. But he's back now. Karen Attiah and all the other Black journalists are still fired. Y'all do know how to fight, when you want to. But you don't really want to. 🤷🏿‍♂️

Antiantiantifa

Aphids

"We must do the cardio, Precious, it's good for our body-" "NO!! We HATES the cardio! It's killing our gainses!"

Ok, listen, okay you have to kill all the n*zis in Wolfenstein, you can't just kill one n*zi in Wolfenstein and expect to win at Wolfenstein

Hey isn't it funny how Gavin Newsom and everyone cheerleading for him have forgotten all about the dank memes and how "he's the only one fighting back"?

we need a #generalstrike like, everywhere

Charlie Kirk had made a black list targeting progressive university professors. He didn't just espouse fascist beliefs, he actively caused harm. No, I'm not sad he died.

God, the youtube algorithm is so obnoxious, stop flooding my frontpage with videos about a topic after I've watched just two videos about said topic

Sensei and sensibility

It's so sad that Donald J. Trump is dead.

We conjure the spirit of the computer with our spells, but our spells kinda suck ass tbh

Late 2000s weeb thread:

This is too funny to be infuriating.

I'm eating a copy of Silksong right now in fact. Yum yum

Sure, you can sit next to me on the school bus, but only if you're a big dorky dork.

Bloodborne NPCs be like:

Sometimes we’re unsatisfied with a thing we made because when it only existed in our head, we saw all the things it could have been and when it’s done we know all the things that it isn’t, but we can’t see the way it expands into a million new things when someone else unpacks it in their head. 🖊️🦑

Hands off Venezuela!

Post a random picture, or else everything will go bad in September

Without saying the name, what is your favorite game?

Vsauce is woke

Man, Terminator 2 woke It's refreshing to see cops so humiliated in a movie.