Lmfao I had to revisit this because it had been a long loooong tiiiime

Jon Bon Jovi is French for Good Joyous Johnathan

Why does no one ever ask "Why?" when the administration wants to put his name or face on something? Why is every single question from a respected news outlet not, "But why, though?" This is not a habit displayed by any other recent President. It is officially weird and the media should say so.

Supreme Court Overturns ‘Right v. Wrong’ https://theonion.com/supreme-court-overturns-right-v-wrong-1819573211/

Great job SCOTUS, I hope you are happy.

I know it kinda comes with being a visibly tattooed person but seriously, do not touch *Kill Bill alarm*

Palate cleanse 🐈‍⬛

The AI Industry Is Discovering That the Public Hates It If there was any doubt over the brewing public backlash to this technology, the last few weeks have erased it. newrepublic.com/article/2091...

Buying concert tickets right now feels pretty frivolous, but music is healing.

F yeah. I have plenty of time to read it again before June 7...

The only expression I've had for a year and a half now

Everything else sucks, but a spoonful of chili crisp in boxed Mac and cheese is 👍

Personally experienced this when I went to the doc for abdominal pain. He told me it was anxiety about my upcoming wedding and rxed me Xanax, which shockingly did not help. Surprise, a second opinion found I had a digestive tract infection and needed antibiotics 🎉

This, this, 1000 times this.

Life, uh, finds a way.

Mood

This is the motherflippin way.

Any man that I’ve ever been with who claimed to “just want peace and not drama,” was always the most dramatic manipulator. That man is just looking for someone who will never challenge or question him. And if you do, he will make you feel small until one of you leaves.

Thus we begin today's episode of "the technology just does what you tell it to, if you're not getting the results you intend then your commands are wrong. there are literally no errors."

I'm not religious at all, but I have respect for Leo. He sticks to his principles.

the psychic damage of being online and aware this morning is staggering

What is the point of starting a request with "hate to bother you, but.." you're doing it anyway. Are you trying to soften it? I don't give a shit that you regret it or whatever, no, it's actually worse. Oh and this is my job, I literally get paid to do this, it's not a personal favor. People :/

"Yeah that thing we've shoved into every program we write and made impossible to uninstall? Lol, it's bad. Don't use it for anything serious. Maybe don't use it at all."

I dunno what's going on with USPS, but I got 3 texts today for packages that were delivered in December. What.

This is delightful

Happy “Ron Swanson has 93 meetings Day” to all who celebrate.

oof man. my dad has a 1998 Tacoma, and I borrowed it when my RSX was in the shop. I loved driving that thing bc it was like driving a car... but the ones now are Just Too Big.

Its so funny when someone blocks you because you blocked them like.. I already blocked you? wtf?

Hmm, having voice dictation on is going well 😭

Ow.

Oof

I am of the opinion that religion, much like technology, is benign all by itself out of context. It's that people use it to control others that is evil. That said, I think he's a good guy even though I don't agree with Christianity at all and I think it's poison.

Well everything sucks (literally) but the new President song is very good.

This is still an issue, 20 friggin years later. I will never forget buying myself an Xbox 360 and Left 4 Dead at Walmart and the sales assocs making a huge deal out of me being a girl. "Is this like for your boyfriend?" ugh fuck off

💙💛 Hope this kitten on the beach, brings ya Joy 💛💙

This is heartwarming as heck, bless special kitties

My mental state these days

"This integration doesn't function because you never gave us some information that we never asked for - its not in the instructions, and we never specifically asked for it. Why didn't you provide that? We are launching next week." oh do get bent

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Today's coworkers.

10/10 no notes

Thanks to a crazy sale and coupon, I bought just over 4 YEARS' worth of aloe vera gel supplements for about 90 bucks. Totally normal.

WFH at least includes cats.

Still. I used to (and probably still do tbh) annoy my mom by asking "but why?" to EVERYTHING and as an adult, and I have been dinged many a time at work for being argumentative or antagonistic for just like existing. Sorry I am pretty black and white about communication, especially regarding tech.

Forgot to grab my breakfast, I forgot to change my septum ring to the smaller one, got message to work from home today as I was in the car to leave (I was up and dressed anyway so I just went, its half a mile away), got to work and the bathroom still smells like a sewer. Welcome back after a week ><

And today I just saw Matthew Lillard in a commercial for that company where you shit in a box and mail it to be screened for colon cancer. Jeeves, fetch me my cane.

Lol I have stress eczema on my neck and behind my ears, can't imagine why.

I pet a cat at a DnD booth today, worth the ridiculous amount of money we are spending at this con.