New Matt Rose Monday is live! And also next Cooking with Matt has been filmed ready to go - here is a video that basically sums the whole experience up 💀

@itsmattrose.bsky.social just so you know… you will only be fed skull emoji and Marlboro reds enjoy #mattrose #mii #tomodachilife

Thanks for your many, MANY stories of nicknames and how you got them! I can tell already I'm not going to finish this video on time up to the high standard YOU deserve, and rather than do a Matt Rose Wednesday 💀 we'll be shifting this video to April 20th. A thousand apologies. See you then!

One of my children just climbed into my bed on Easter morning and calmly and very quietly whispered into my ear “find somewhere else to die”

Might do a nickname vid for Monday 13th April using comments, feel free to drop some below THANKS 💀

Tonight's Matt Rose Monday video is live now! With the usual sort of stuff in it.

iPhone voicemail transcription has renamed my cat from Bamboo to Rambo

Hello all. I have a new video up. In it I drop in off a radiator. I had initially planned to film a full skate video for this segment as I used to be EXCELLENT at skateboarding and am still OKAY, but I rolled my ankle a few days ago and so can barely ollie right now. Anyway BYE.

NO DONT SHOOT HIM

Thank you everyone for entering to win a T-shirt! Even though most of the entries were from Twitter, the winner was from here on Bluesky! And it's you Jay @scogean.bsky.social ! Your prize will be with you shortly, big congrats my friend 🙌

I’m not gonna wear this T-shirt I wore in tonight’s video again, does anyone want it? Men’s size medium. Comment if you want it and I’ll pick someone genuinely at random tonight, follow you if not already, you DM me your addy and I’ll post it out to you because WHY NOT EH

Today in Hearing One Half Of A Phone Conversation: a woman on the train going 'all the more reason to empty your freezer, then. ALL THE MORE REASON.'

This meme is from the future. You won't understand it yet.

In tonight's video: two separate memes about Lindsay Lohan, an impression of a seal honking, and I eat a spoon like a hard white Pringle.

@alexhorne.bsky.social Week 4 #taskidea ennit. 'Make Alex a promise. Most poignant promise passionately delivered wins. You have 10 minutes.' Then as they're leaving the room you hit 'em with a second task, y'know á la Columbo "oh sorry, just one more thing.." 'Break your promise. Fastest wins.'

This comment from tonight's video has become one of my favourites 💀

Spooling through Facebook photos of me in my 20s as part of research for next Monday's video. Was looking forward to seeing young, innocent, fresh-faced Matt! But no it's just thousands of photos like this 💀

@alexhorne.bsky.social Oh hi Alex that #taskidea time of week again. "Make Alex appear smaller. Littlest Alex wins." I'll give you two. #livetaskidea "Write down 10 interesting liquids." Second: "Mime your liquids to the Taskmaster. Most guessed wins." Thanks get me on TM see you next week bye x

@alexhorne.bsky.social I'll send you a #taskidea here every Thursday whilst S20 is on as well as a DIFFERENT task via our X DMs. So: "Be Dr Dolittle. Most convincing demonstration of Dr Dolittle's abilities wins. You have 30 minutes. Your time starts now." Cheers & get me on Taskmaster & bye

Last year @watsoncomedian.bsky.social posted a photo of him at the wedding of @alexhorne.bsky.social & I flippantly commented when I moved house I'd print it, singe it & leave it in the attic for new owners to find. Well recently I did move house & someone reminded me I'd sworn to do this, so:

I was genuinely curious as to why everyone's views seemed to be down, this goes some way towards explaining it! The new AI-powered 'Restricted Mode' hides 88% of my videos if you have it on 💀 Revenge I guess for all those vids I did mocking AI lmaooo

I think that last link got screwed up 💀 try THIS one if you want anyway goodbye www.youtube.com/shorts/7-HGe...

Just a short this week (www.youtube.com/shorts/7-HGe...) as we dissect this nightmare of a birth date selector. Happy to announce next Monday we return to your normal, weekly, horizontal, long-form content 👉😎👉

Awful moment earlier when I realised my son is 5 months old and not yet watched a SECOND of Robot Wars. Swiftly rectified, but still, scary.

There was no video last week as I was busy being a cool guy at my mate’s wedding (see below) however we’re back on schedule as of tonight! 👉😎👉 Heads up the next date I know for sure there’ll be no Matt Rose Monday is 1st July 2026 as I’ll be busy playing GTA VI

@itsmattrose.bsky.social Ate. I'm just whipping out dessert. #art #sketch #rkgk

Fuck it, @itsmattrose.bsky.social inspired friendship bracelets #SKULLEMOJI #mattrose #emergencyfrogsituation

Props assembled for a busy day of filming tomorrow ready for Matt Rose Monday. THE WHEELS OF INDUSTRY NEVER STOP AT MATT ROSE PRODUCTIONS 💪💪💪

Forgot I was on a phone call about council tax Them: What band are you in Me: Erm, The Charlatans Them: Your council tax band? 😬

Felt cute might delete later x

👉😎👉Zoop!

last night, i had a dream that @itsmattrose.bsky.social underwent a procedure that would sever his head from his body. he could still roll around and hop from place to place, and control his body were he to sit on his head on his neck. he did all of this for a bit in a video.

Cannot BELIEVE hand delivering this didn't work 💀

@rebootmon.bsky.social You can't just keep us hanging, did she love the movie?

Oh hello! If you have any time over the next day or two, I require drawings of an EGG GRADUATING / EGG GRADUATION CEREMONY 🥚🎓🧑‍🎓 for Monday's video. Please commit time to this with the knowledge I can only use one or two so there is every chance yours will not be included 💀 Thank you as ever!!

They're the same picture @itsmattrose.bsky.social

Accidentally took a screenshot while editing tomorrow's video and inadvertently created this cursed teaser 💀

Just found this on my Reddit, AI's latest attempt at a me meme. Feel free to refer to myself now as Gigberer Rose.

had a dream last night where i encountered an impossible translation on duolingo and when i posted the screenshot people started going crazy so obviously i had to recreate it as best as i can remember

Make sure to watch the new video from @itsmattrose.bsky.social so you can see him be grateful for this lump of broccoli

Pic from 3 years ago today back when Bamboo wouldn't even bother to hide the fact he's a lithe, bipedal alien disguised as a cat here to collect my blood for testing.

@itsmattrose.bsky.social Doodled Matt Rose giving you some furby lasagna. Will you accept.

"Double knife flip!" - @itsmattrose.bsky.social

Doing some filming for Monday's video, and you should know by now, NOTHING good happens as a result of me slipping this apron on.

You're eating well with tonight's video, you can check these off: - Gibberish ✅ - uWu Jason Stathams ✅ - ssKKUUULLLEEMMMOOOJJIIIss ✅ - 📣EMERGENCY FROG SITUATIONS ✅ - Matt jumping from a height whilst keeping a glass of red wine unspilled ✅

My achievements have been recorded via the immortal medium of helium balloon and are thus now official 💀

EXCLUSIVE preview snap from tomorrow's video: sampling insidious pipettes in the name of SCIENCE.

But HEY! Maybe this site will be the new thing eh?? Until proven otherwise I'll update here with little knick-knacks: here's a peek at a future video and an eye-watering attempt to eat a big rock.

If we're honest, in a few weeks, everyone is going to be back on Twitter again, making this site just another utter waste of our short lives. But until then, here's my cat 🥰