Also if you’re parroting that Taylor maga propaganda around me I’m blocking on sight. This is your only warning

A lot of the “political” backlash against Taylor with this album cycle is just people writing fanfiction and fighting ghosts because they desperately yearn for her to be a villain. Which is strange considering the amount of actual villains there are to worry about.

If you’re a gaylor you might as well block me right tf now. Taylor is not secretly gay, yall are biphobic (and lowkey homophobic, but that’s a whole other discussion), and I don’t like yall. My page will not be a fun time for you, that’s for sure.

You may be a musician, but i’m a poet, and you never piss off a poet 💜❤️‍🔥

So we’re getting a Blackpink mini album and/or a full album from Jisoo by the end of the year and either way I’m happy 🖤💜

I heard you being an asshole to Taylor when the feed’s got you brave

Starting to believe that the only men out there who have never been assholes about Taylor have been twenty one pilots, Kendrick Lamar, Jack Antonoff, Aaron Dessner, Travis Kelce, Jason Kelce, and HT Haze on youtube

I REALLY need to stop singing Please Please Please by Sabrina Carpenter whenever I want something to turn out okay because every time without fail it goes spectacularly wrong. Hell the song didn’t even work for Sabrina herself.

Just reminding the swiftie skyline that the last time Taylor released a documentary it was also right after she had released an album, and she also released a single alongside it, so 👀

wait 🥹 the post she made about tour ending was on the 12th of december, and now we’re getting the final chapter of the eras tour on the 12th of december 😭

I remember back in the day seeing people accuse Dan and Phil of queerbaiting, and now it turns out they really were in a relationship this whole time and they were just bad at hiding it from eagle-eyed fans

i actually pity those who don’t like or understand taylor swift like i do, because im literally having the best year of my entire life and i owe it all to her

This would be so ironic 🫶

Sometimes I think my orange cat does weird stuff just to be weird

people annoy the FUCK out of me

2025: An amazing year to be a Swiftie🫶🏻

The other night I tried to do that thing where you put your phone in your mouth to film hands free, only I was doing it to use the flashlight hands free, & I could not fit it in my mouth 😅 guess all the dentists & orthodontists I’ve had throughout my life were right about me having a small mouth lol

Everyone posting about this being the third time Taylor has completely taken over the billboard top ten is making me realize how much I hate the new billboard graphic design and how much I miss the old version

karma’s a relaxing thought

No one: Me, at random points of the day: SAID OHHHOHHH, WE SHOULD FALL IN LOVE WITH OUR EYES CLOSED

“i protect the family”

Some people know early. Others take the long road. Both paths are valid. Transitioning later in life means you let yourself become who you are at a pace that honoured your life.

I let my confidence slip momentarily but I can still make the whole place ✨ S H I M M E R ✨ and can never let my sparkle dim again… the world already has too much greige 😌 Only living in Screaming Color from now on 🙌🏻🌈💗

The Portland frog protester is our Tiananmen Square tank guy.

If I could endure bro country and the rise of morgan wallen, yall can endure a Taylor Swift album release

Get to know me from my favorite books! one quote for each of my fav books, a 🧵 (this is gonna be a long one, I have 19 favs)

“she’s announcing an eras tour doc” i say for the twelfth time this year

My guesses for tomorrow: • Eras Documentary • Eras 2.0 Concert Live • Surprise Songs & mashups on streaming • Eras Live Vinyl

All of Taylor Swift's #1 albums on the Billboard 200 (via Chart Data) #1 Fearless #1 Speak Now #1 Red #1 1989 #1 reputation #1 Lover #1 folklore #1 evermore #1 Fearless (TV) #1 Red (TV) #1 Midnights #1 Speak Now (TV) #1 1989 (TV) #1 TTPD #1 The Life Of A Showgirl

Apple, stop telling folks I stopped sharing my location with them. I’m trying to sneak out of the friend group in peace 😭😭

a few poems from my latest collection, perpetually exhausted and always a bit mad, avaliable at the link in my bio :)

The number one thing on my musical Wi$h Li$t is a collab album between Taylor Swift and Florence + the Machine because their song Florida only gets better and better with every listen

To think we’d be saying “Black pink’s debut singles, Whistle and Oppayah” if it weren’t for Jisoo, and that’s why she’s queen 👑

Everyone talking about Taylor song trilogies but no one’s mentioning my tears ricochet->it’s time to go->Father Figure, aka the Masters trilogy

All my Taylor favs, aka a list of very controversial opinions lol

In this house, we believe: - love is love - science is real - books are magic portals - pants are always optional - squirrels are little demons - the forest accepts you as you are, and for who you will become

Okay but the reason why I’m hoping that Wood isn’t on the setlist for Taylor’s next tour despite it being my second favorite song from showgirl is because then it opens it up to be played as a surprise song and I just know that a live acoustic version of that song would (haha) be AMAZING

Two more friendship bracelets to celebrate one week of Showgirl ❤️‍🔥🧡🫶

friendly reminder you should not have a “favorite politician”

Everyone is all “the problem with Taylor having multiple vinyl variants is that she doesn’t release them all at the same time so you know what they all are” but tell me one artist who doesn’t do staggered vinyl releases. Even Sabrina did it for her latest album and she had more variants than Taylor

ALL MY WHITE DIAMONDS AND LOVERS ARE FOREVER DONT YOU EVER END UP ANYTHING BUT MINE

🚨 l And that’s a real fucking legacy to leave

Earlier I was regretting not getting the SNTV snowglobe when it was released since Speak Now is in my top three, but then I looked it up again and went, actually no, I’m glad I saved my money

My Taylor displays before and after my Showgirl additions 🫶❤️‍🔥🧡

Net worth is basically just the stock market with extra steps, and the stock market is basically just astrology with extra steps, and you can fucking quote me on that.

Y’all: how dare Taylor write a song dissing Charli xcx when all Charli did was write a song about her own insecurities! Charli: *does a whole photoshoot with a bloody severed hand adorned with friendship bracelets and posts it right after the bomb scare at the Vienna eras tour dates*

Tell me why I was explaining to a grown adult what net worth is, and their first response was “that’s still a lot of money tho” ITS NOT MONEY THATS THE POINT!