Not getting a cardigan but can I just say how rude it is to not drop an evermore or rep cardi… like COME ON ALREADY😅

Ok but actually…show me your fave playbill 🥴🫠

Crying Screaming Throwing Up… and not because I got one 😭😭😭

I’m def def def def feeling very ✨unfergalicious✨ today and istg if the snowglobe drops at 11am imma CRASH TF OUT babes because I need it to drop NEXT week… mmmkay?

Nah… send me the nudes 😏🤭

How fitting for this phase of my life - so grateful for the album that is the soundtrack of my life 👹🖤❣️ #EverybodyScream #F+TM #StayFeral

Too feminine to function 😌🙃

It’s not even the loss that gets me… I can take an L when we’re playing our best and we just get bested. I think I’m just salty because my bank account doesn’t hit that many zeros when I goof off and don’t do shit at work 😄😄😐 Back to the grind next week… #DetroitLions #JaredGoff

Me, all Sunday, when the Lions don't play until the night game

I just hosted People and now I’m Exhausted 🫩😮‍💨💀

List 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong 1. Monday Morning Meetings/ Hump Day Posts (I know I’ve been slacking - the dept is going through a reorg, sorry friends) 🚨🐪 2. ✨👋🏻🍑✨😈 3. Going MIA and then popping back in like I was never gone 🫥

Once you know what my loves gonna feel like nothin else will feel right 🙂‍↕️😌💖 music.apple.com/us/album/mys...

It’s Friday Friday gotta get down on Friday 😎

POV: the sleep gremlins are keeping you awake when you just want to be asleep 👹

So umm…this happened 🥹 This was such a fun night - just a couple of internet besties meeting irl & making memories together. To hear the laughter, to see the smiles, & to feel the warmth is something I will cherish for a lifetime 🫶🏻💖 I am forever grateful for this silly little app 😭 Love you BIG 💋

And if I was the fool then what does that make you ✨🖤✨

Help… today sucks…. Only one thing to make it better…

When you get older you realize the things you want for Christmas are things you can't buy: 1. My Gram back 2. Peace and Safety 3. Health 4. A functioning Democracy 😭

Also ... Fuck Fetterman... Saying he is gonna vote Yes bc he's salty at Dem leadership says EVERYTHING you need to know about his speaking for the people he represents. The people say NO SIR. STAY THE FUCKING COURSE!

I don’t know if you’ve been following them (spoiler: it’s my first year in a LONG time) but in the spirit of celebrating #DetroitSports it’s noteworthy to mention that the #DetroitPistons have been KILLING IT and had a hell of a win last night in OT 🏀❤️💙 #NextManUp #CadeCunningham #DanissJenkins

It’s Aidan’s birthday and that means it’s time to celebrate! Head over to his post to show him some birthday love and play/stream Delicate on a loop all day 💕☺️🎂

how do you not get too excited for something coming up bc it could get cancelled or ruined somehow and you'll crash out about it

Face | Scent

GET THIS FUCK OFF MY TV AND OUT OF MY FACE… FUCK FOX FOR GIVING HIM SO MUCH AIRTIME WHEN IM TRYING TO WATCH MY LIONS 🤬

So I don’t have to be worthy I no longer try to be good It didn’t keep me safe Like you told me that it would

i mean personally i dont need to know the ‘full story’ if someone has literally posted revenge porn texts with the victims face as identification, but that’s just me x

You guys a moment of silence for a lost member of the community please. I lost my favorite ring today and I need emotional support. Tell me something good to raise my spirits because this is brutal 😭 Picture of my finger - naked, sans clothing, and looking so foreign to me I might just cut it off 😔

Arms out stretched back from the dead Street lights bursting overhead Too feminine to function A pile of bodies and a trail of destruction 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

This one was gone a long time ago but want to help spread the word 🚫🙅🏼‍♀️

Another one bites the dust 🌬️

Thursday Thoughts 💭 “As a country we need to decide what rules are we following and who is to abide by them and who isn’t? I am lost. And I hope that more Americans are feeling lost in a way that they want to be found again, because it’s up to us to find what we’re losing.” - Michelle Obama

🐪 YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS 🐪 Happy Huuump Day Babes 🖤😈 Oh, and don’t mind me…I’ll just be over here NEVER GETTING OVER THIS ALBUM ❤️🤩🫠 I hope your sweet little cheeks get a booty slap and if they don’t, then here’s one from me ✨🍑👋🏻✨ Don’t forget to stretch and drink your water, yeah? Love you BIG 💋

It’s my close personal best friend Becca’s birthday today so please give @accebermorris.swifties.social the biggest, smooshiest, warmest virtual hug you can muster, yeah? Love you MEAN IT, girl 💖💋

JAMOOOOO LETS GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! TD#3 #DetroitLions

THATS MY KICKER 🦵🏻🏈 #InBatesWeTrust

DEFENSE WHERE 🧐 #DetroitLions

Love it when a #4thandFuckIt turns into a TD 😎 TD #2 ✌🏻Let’s Go Lions!!!!!! #DetroitLions #AllGrit #ItTakesMore #BlueDrink

1 Touchdown secured… many more to go 😎 although defense needs to step it up, Come on Lions!!! Also…May I present to you Blue Drink 2.0 because I found the most delicious juice that I had to give it a try. Gypsy vodka 🧝🏼‍♀️, blue curaçao 💙, and Arizona whipped pineapple orange fruit juice cocktail 🍍🍊

I’m just a piece of paper 📝 looking for her rock 🪨 and scissors ✂️ Made a quick costume to participate in the virtual show and tell 😅 Happy Halloweenieeeeeeee 👻🎃

Inhale 😌 Exhale 😮‍💨 Rinse 🚿 Repeat 🔄

The most beautiful love song but make it Live at Red Rocks 🤧😭🥹 music.apple.com/us/album/pac...

My Shayla 🥹

🐪 YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS 🐪 Hump Day…Already?! I’m not mad about it 🫠🫠🫠 Love yourself, love your partner, love your situationship, love a stranger (but please be safe)…just lead with love today. And if you happen to get your rocks off, well that’s just swell Babes 🤭😉 Here’s a ✨🍑👋🏻✨ Love you BIG 💋

🚨 MONDAY MIDDAY MEETING 🚨 Life’s hard right now for a lot of people, including me. Let’s commit to doing ✨✌🏻self care acts this week and let me know what they are so I can check in on you in a few days Mine are to sit outside each morning for 10 minutes and to pull my tarot nightly Love you BIG 💋

Please help my friend 🤧🥺

Had a really fun day today - my little guy is such a neat kid and I love these moments with him. It truly goes by too quick 😭

There’s plenty more where this came from for anyone who votes for Daylight 😈☀️💖 I don’t plan on fighting fair @inthepouringrain.swifties.social 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

It’s giving HAIM and I’m not mad about it 😌 music.apple.com/us/album/eas...

BE SO FOR REAL 🤩

Feeling the Friday Cunty vibe