The moral of the Bluey episode "The Shadowlands" is that game systems matter.

The "Die Hard a Christmas movie?" discourse is back, and I'm settling it. Class A Xmas Movie: Directly about Christmas Class B Xmas movie: Set at Christmas, and that affects or adds context to the story Class C Xmas movie: Set at Christmas, but that's immaterial to the story Die Hard is Class B

“Oil… oil… oil… oil… oil… oil…” TLDR: It was never about drugs

"I asked chatgpt--" Shut the fuck up. I asked the Lady of the Lake, and she said you are unworthy of the sword Excalibur. You will never be king.

The woke left transed me with girl dinner

$30 per person for critical infrastructure that underpins the whole economy seems like a good deal.

I'm doing the provider switch dance and they're giving me a new phone, and I still wish I could just get updated internals in one of these.

Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨

I figured out why MTG is resigning: she finally became literate and thus could read the writing on the wall.

It's pretty fucked up that the Sumerians were domesticating cheetahs and we just let that go. What a fucking missed opportunity.

It's pretty fucked up that the Sumerians were domesticating cheetahs and we just let that go. What a fucking missed opportunity.

Updating old Taylor Swift songs: 🎶🎶she wears short shorts 🎶🎶 🎶🎶I wear exclusively $18,000 bedazzled leotards🎶🎶

I mean, you don’t _have_ to take constructive advice. One time this guy started to listen to critiques from me & others (see clip below), and for years it worked really great and the ecosystem thrived. Then he decided to go the exact opposite way. I wonder how it turned out. youtu.be/oXkW0W9jCN0

Good morning!!! We’re at 80 votes on #iHunt: Loose Threads. If a million people voted for it today, we would have ONE MILLION AND EIGHTY votes. Let that sink in. And add your vote to the tally. @szmatheson.bsky.social and I want your sink! I mean vote! We want your vote!

If you don't vote for #iHunt: Loose Threads on Short of the Month I'll hurt you... EMOTIONALLY! www.shortofthemonth.com/films/ihunt-...

If you don't vote for #iHunt: Loose Threads on Short of the Month I'll hurt you... EMOTIONALLY! www.shortofthemonth.com/films/ihunt-...

If my wife entered a memorial for me like Stone Cold Steve Austin I'd haunt the fuck out of her.

Remember when trans people complained about some of Chappelle's jokes and then he got a multi-million dollar deal to make more Netflix specials? Now THAT was cancel culture!

In America, this happens all the time. And we don’t talk about it because it’s not “crime.” There’s no one to blame who’s not already dead. The only answer is to keep angry men from having guns, and we won’t do that. www.google.com/search?clien...

Good morning Bluesky !

The last time an English person ran headfirst into the point this hard was the Battle of Bannockburn.

DOJ Deputy Chief Joseph Schnitt admitted that the government will "redact every republican" and "leave all the liberal, democratic people” on the Epstein client list. He also said Ghislaine Maxwell was moved to a minimum securithy prison as "a benefit to keep her mouth shut."

my roommate was trying to find the menu for a nearby bagel shop and instead found some of the most iconic slop I've ever seen. thanks food! :)

I'm not going to stop talking about this until we have a feature in development.

Computers are literally called "COMPUTERS" and we—as a society—have spent billions of dollars and are causing droughts in order to make them... *checks notes* ...bad at math. The free market provides solutions, people.

Everyone is just treating this like a big joke but do you realize someone getting attacked by a sub is what caused the US to join WWI

Please watch this, it'll take less than 12 minutes of your day and if you aren't familiar with iHunt it might just be the thing to hook you. No budget, all the heart, and actual stunts!? 👁️

Yes, I'm going to be posting this constantly. You have no idea how thrilled I am and how eager I am to be back on set. I have, as Invader Zim would say, a MIGHTY NEED. www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwjr...

Today is the day (and also my birthday)! iHunt: Loose Threads is live on YouTube. It's a slice of life showing what a character in @machineiv.bsky.social's brilliant #iHunt RPG might have to put up with youtu.be/rwjrLyhGGSU?... #ttrpg #rpg #indierpg #shortfilm #youtube.

@kleientertainment.bsky.social Don't worry, no Chesters were harmed in the making of this film. My daughter's Chester plushie did get a cameo though. www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwjr...

First off: Say happy birthday to our director, Stirling. Second off: WATCH OUR SHORT. Like. Comment. Let us know what you think. Background: This was done in two days, zero budget. I LOVE what our amazing talent did with my words. It's so fun.

Today is the day (and also my birthday)! iHunt: Loose Threads is live on YouTube. It's a slice of life showing what a character in @machineiv.bsky.social's brilliant #iHunt RPG might have to put up with youtu.be/rwjrLyhGGSU?... #ttrpg #rpg #indierpg #shortfilm #youtube.

My cat's special skill is looking very elegant after accidentally pooping on the floor outside the litterbox.

Gonna talk for a second about Nazis, Republicans, DrivethruRPG, that Star Wars game, and more importantly, my grandpa. Bear with me, the edibles are just kicking in. Might be a little thread.

Last chance to log in to iHunt! The sign up for iHunt - Alpha Access will close on Monday, June 30th 2025! Be sure to sign up to the urban fantasy LARP based on the works of Olivia Hill!

There is not a single congressional district in the U.S. where more than 15% of voters support cuts to SNAP, the federal program that provides food assistance to millions of low-income Americans.

when the pope is from chicago:

If a tire company gets to give out stars to restaurants, Rachael Ray should get to boss around people at Jiffy Lube

Incredible technology.

If JK Rowling named white characters the way she named POC characters: Claudia Blandfrier Jonathan Sunscreen Rupert Grint

I am watching the movie Heat and I wanted to check if the actress is a young Angelina Jolie so I went to google and-

Nothing that's vital to society should be a for-profit business. Capitalism can be trusted with niceties, but never with necessities.

I AM OFFICIALLY A SWORD LESBIAN! #TTRPG

The US economy must use the GDP from its birth certificate in 1776.

You can totally see how this mf bankrupted a casino.

We need some #ttrpg tags up in this bitch to get it on some feeds.

Play this. Then buy shit and get your friends who refuse to play anything other than D&D to play as a gateway drug.

Wrap!

This is one of my favorite bits of set dressing.