this feels so dirty.. but not sure.
has anyone translated it? obviously you have to kind of guess, but it's something along the lines of : 
トレンドにノるのはダサいし、
かといって独自のプレイを考えるのはめんどくさい。
あっそうだ。ジューズ!
"jumping on trends is lame,
but coming up with your own kinks is a pain.
oh, i got it! ooze(juice?)!"
     add a skeleton here at some point
 6 months ago