Sea otters have lungs 2.5 times larger than similar-sized land mammals, making them masters of buoyancy in the ocean.

You’ll never beat this

Got grok to do me a graph based on a spreadsheet I fed it. You couldn't get this kind of detail from a human.

Here are my top 10 WORST dogs!

This is Nessie and Millie. Neither of them ever really learned how to dig, but Millie is pretty sure it's like giving CPR. 12/10 no one tell her (TT: millieandazula)

Long ago, exactly 1 cat passed away from being fed 2 minutes late & cats have told their children of this for thousands of generations.

This is Daisy. She helped her human make the bed today. Through moral support. 13/10 (IG: daisyneverhelps)

It's a rocket. Definitely not a dick.

I can't say if it's the worst, but it was so bad that I gave up on all Star Wars after it. Unless Disney sells it to someone who knows how to make good movies, I will never watch another Star Wars series or movie.

This is one of my alltime favorite threads

Why is my discover tab being bombarded with AI cat and dog videos?

Block this AI-using account, please.

Booked a trip to Amsterdam today. Can't wait to smoke some pot and ride some boats.

The Diablo 2 cow level was voiced entirely by the employees simply saying "moo"

Sleepy Sunday.

Whenever I take my idiot Ridgeback out in the morning, the Grinch song plays in my head, "You're a dumbass... Mr. Zeke."

If we truly lived in a just world, we would change the clocks every year from 4pm on Friday to 5pm on Friday.

I'll never understand why people insist on doing shit like this to perfectly innocent pork

This is a perfect pizza

This is today's world. "Transphobia" means ensuring that women's sports remain competitive for women.

This was the inspiration for Syndrome in The Incredibles

Lock this man in prison forever

Getting the feeling that almost all of social media is just bots and AI; they're training us to not see the difference between fake and real people.

One of my favourite facts is that the spiky tail of a stegosaurus didn't used to have a specific name, until Gary Larson published this Far Side cartoon, at which point "thagomizer" was adopted by paleontologists.

#dogsmakelifebetter #doggos #welovedogs

This is not a real person. Block this dude wherever you see him.

Dear Mechanical Engineers: We have Torx- and Philips-head screws now. If you design flat-head screws into something, you're an absolute prick.

This is me after eating a double Smashburger with cheese

Post a gif of who you wanted to be as a kid.

Creep by Radiohead

Venezuelans being better at baseball than Americans is my favorite news of the day

Ubisoft is an absolutely shit company. Nobody wants Ubisoft Connect, completely ruins every gaming experience.

The best part of England losing the match is that it was Henry Pollock's fault. Fucking prat #FRAvENG

Who is England’s defensive coach? Is it me? Am I supposed to be in France? Shit #FRAvENG

Well, looks like option A is the only possible outcome then #FRAvENG

After watching Italy steadily improve over the last few years, it's incredibly nostalgic to watch them shit themselves in every aspect of rugby #WALvITA

At this point, the only two acceptable results are either: A) England beat France, and Ireland get the cup B) France beat England by 100 points, giving England the wooden spoon Yes, I hate England more than I love Ireland #sixnations #FRAvENG

What has happened to Italy? I expected this to be a close match.... #WALvITA

Okay. We need calm heads to see this one out. Someone with total discipline. Bring on *checks notes* Bundee Aki. #IrevSco

Gen-X, who's with me here?

This isn't an actual creature. This is a side-quest.

@markhamillofficial.bsky.social Wifey and I just rewatched the entire Star Wars original trilogy and just how much time did you spend upside-down? Was that in your contract or something?

@indigofro.bsky.social is a douchebag who thinks that you should respect her opinion while she has no respect for yours. No replies? No repost with quote? Instablocked.

I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times

That was a blatant forward pass during a linebreak, again, from France #SCOvFRA

Holy crap both teams showing a grand performance on the pitch! Loved the first half and can't wait to see what happens in the second! #SCOvFRA

Watching Joe McCarthy is like they invented the perfect rugby player in a laboratory and then gave it a mullet. #IREvWAL #sixnations

This delivery driver throws treats to all the dogs on his route to see if they can catch. Spoiler alert: some of them definitely cannot. Still 13/10 for all (TT: jezzyvi)