Read the start of this and it is very good!!!!

Little piece of vent art i just made, gf made me download a CRT filter to watch oomf play a VN and wanted to have a play around with it. Enjoy my retroslop alien dog

Wife asked if she could post a joke i made in the car and she hasn't even posted it yet I'm going insane it was so good

this is the only thing i know about xenoblade. actually no its one of two things. its this and also that rex gets all those girls pregnant. literally the only two datapoints beyond "single player mmo"

If anyone does read this and has capacity for feedback I would be honoured to hear anything and everything. I know some areas already I would personally improve (for example I'm trying to combat my love of/instinct to simply write lists), but please let me know any thoughts you may have!

Directly inspired by the ever talented @folktunes.bsky.social and a little mini-fic of hers (which you should also read!!! Linked here and in the notes on AO3) This is the first thing I have written in well over a decade and that piece was such a huge inspiration, I cannot thank her enough.

Hi, I wrote a little mechsplo thing! What happens to a Hound that can no longer fight, but whose possessive Handler refuses to let be put down? (This was very self-indulgent) archiveofourown.org/works/79765401

fish 🦈

I have completely no fear of stairs and you may think you don't either but I'm dancing up and down them in ways that'll make you think you're mum I'm riffing on these

hyena time

Newton's model actually didn't account for almost anything I've got going on

What is paramount+ going to do when all their customers die? Based on the amount of medication commercials in there I’d say they have about six weeks

quickie

Knuckles x Dale x Sandslash

girl dinner

Following the doctor to his car is praxis

i think it’ll probably have ok driving and bad shooting and every mission will go on too long. just a hunch

sometimes a youtuber or post will reference gta vi like its an upcoming extinction level event, like it’s destined to win every award and be the greatest game ever made and nothing afterwards will eve be the same and its like. we all live in different worlds

bsky mirror - robo girls!!!!!

consummation (cw gore, cannibalism) feat. Konata (Lucky Star) and Tomoko (Watamote) speedpaint here: youtu.be/qwcPzOgVFRU

the struggle of never remembering names

1000xResist, a game by theater nerds, and an all time banger

I can't stop AI generating magic cards!!!

Mended my nails with gold like kintsugi btw ...

blowing my clarinet into a vat of borscht

Vibes

just friends..?

I have been staring at this constantly since it was taken so I'm sharing because gosh did I feel pretty here

puppy bathroom lovers

me wanting to know if my rationalist girlfriend is close: so whats your P(cum)

rationalism themed handjob

Was feeling quite a bit like this week before last

#1000xRESIST #fanart

Will I get back together with my ex? polymarket.ㅤcom/event/getting-together-with-ex

felt like reposting those soft, intimate inks

horsing around

I need to play a slot machine called China Treasures about this

Slot machines are allowed to be more racist against Asians than almost anyone. Confusing loophole to me

god I keep thinking about shibari

More of her....she's having fun at a con

scanned version of this one~

I NEVER CONSIDERED THIS AM I A HORRIBLE PERSON?

mirror

Salem boy shark

gave my girl a scythe

I feel so treasured and precious ARF! ARF! ARF!

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!

i think i should be allowed to be three or four inches tall

Walking into the office each day and immediately getting strapped into the machine that turns joy into suffering