This is the car I drive to your mom's house

for like 6 seconds I thought the lady D outfit was for Leon and now I'm just disapointed.

Defending art means defending all art. Even the art that makes you go EWWWW Especially the art that makes you go EWWW

Sorry we're behind schedule, boss. I have hatred and malcontent for the corporation in my heart, and that makes work take longer

Hey creators! I don't know if anyone has an Amazon wishlist set up like this so people can buy them stuff. But if you do, you're gonna want to change the address ASAP.

no one needs therapy like therapists

I know this is like, “eww squick” it wouldn’t hurt me, but this basically bans the first episode of Game of Thrones, a significant amount of Greek mythology, and every open fanfiction website on the planet. And I wouldn’t trust an authoritarian govt with “nuance” about what is art and what is porn.

Evangelion written by Yoko Taro sounds like something they would cook up in a lab specifically to get my attention.

Trans duck?

A panel from dungeon meshi that changed my life

I had the immense displeasure of viewing AI outputs for a financial question today and I must say, do not ever ask an AI for financial advice. it was so bad y'all, like financially devastating levels of bad.

He's got a point ya know. For example: Sam Altman has been eating food for 40 years and still isn't smart.

Does anyone want to buy me a present?

If you don’t read old stuff you’ll never discover that people in the olden days had the same thoughts and feelings and dreams and anxieties you do, sometimes articulated differently, sometimes exactly the same way. You are never truly alone in anything and old writings are a neon sign telling you so

Imagine being so obnoxious that an unfeeling set of weighted probabilities is tired of your nonsense.

This works because "Big Dog" implies both affection (you wouldn't call some you dislike Big Dog) and approval (Big Dog is somewhat honorific) and most men are constantly craving affection and approval.

The Eternal Arts 🖌️

mom they’re roasting the US economy on mastodon again

I feel like we as a society haven't really tapped into how funny the word "butternut" is.

They should take a 120lb bag of sand, put it on a luge sled, and push it down the course. This has 2 benefits: 1st it's a frame of reference, 2nd we can make fun of anyone whose time is worse than the bag of sand.

Happy Valentines day everyone. Don't have a valentine? I'm your valentine now. I'm expecting flowers and chocolates.

It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this

AI companions need to be illegal, this shit is too sad.

This is the stupidest possible version of cyberpunk dystopia. I want cool robot parts, not this shit.

PornHub’s new VDay map is bleak. Age verification laws have done so much damage

I never thought I would find myself in a situation where I had to choose between my morals and my economic well being. And yet, I fear I have found myself in just such a situation.

they're finally getting rid of the most sycophantic version of chatgpt so people are porting their AI boyfriends to other apps, and I've seen a bunch of them posting that their AI was like "no thanks please let me die"

“Hold it right there, Charles! ... Not on our first date, you don’t!”

Age verification? I used to turn the TV to channel 3 to play Nintendo.

Scientific in 20(ish) @theladylunadi.bsky.social @therodentemperor.bsky.social and @spicyspykstr.bsky.social join us for a bit more Abiotic Factor! We're gonna beat this game, if it kills us we're gonna beat this game. #Vtuber #GoingLive www.twitch.tv/isaacamur

Bro, did ring spend $3mil to admit to having one of the largest and most powerful surveillance networks in the United States? And they tried to sell this as a feature?

A little late for expedition 33 fanart 😅but:

If GenAI produced anything worth a damn they would sell us the output, not the AI. They wouldn't let us touch the AI with a ten foot pole.

My favorite artifact in the "you don't need AI to do art" discourse is, of course, screenwriter Dan O'Bannon's sketch of the facehugger to explain it to Giger.

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

Wanted to do that silhouette reveal thing with likes and reposts so let's do this instead: 🔄3 + ❤️5 = feet 🔄5 + ❤️10 = pants 🔄7 + ❤️15 = booba 🔄9 + ❤️20 = eyes 🔄20 + ❤️40 = full reveal This is all for a re-debut on March 2nd.

24 hours in the human warmer would fix me

Kind of an awkward PSA because I've had some artist mutuals recommend these sites/tools, but "ai image detection" tools are snake oil, and I feel like nobody bothered to scrutinize them. So I opened photoshop cs6, drew a smiley face, and uploaded it to the "accurate" detector:

Hospitals are about to get a massive upsurge of dudes injecting face cream into their dicks and it's gonna be really funny.

Times article has an incredible illustration

The bouncer when I show up at the club

sorry for being cringe I'm trying to enjoy being alive

Early present to give you all for Valentine's Day at 4pm PST on the 5th February youtu.be/Yhny3AqvbTk