now that I’ve trauma dumped on the tl I am going to get blazed af

like idk why I try

feeling yucky and gross and depressed and ugly

Oooof

McChicken & Michigan basically the same thing if u want them to be

Soon as I start working out like I been planning for 3 years it’s over for yall

Tsk tsk tsk. Women that dont reskeet women? In this economy

[me as a high school guidance counselor] hahaha life is gonna shit on you all so bad

I know that I need to lose weightttt but I also can’t stop eating oreooooss

sleepy girl today

omg I have 100 followers here I have officially made it

i have to say unhinged things or i’ll pass out

One of those days where I’ve convinced myself everyone hates me and I am *worthless*

yall ready gang

hello yes what the fuck???

Oh my god the bear is espresso ice so the coffee gets stronger as he melts

I just needed other people to see this too

blondie is gonna announce something this weekend I feel it in my bones

Everything is so incredibly stupid.

u either rockin w me or not #whoeveninventedhashtags #thisisclearlythewrongwaytousethem #butithinkitsfunny #hashtag #yapsky

This unlocked a core memory

me when I know the skeet about to be fire

#promosky ✨hiking ✨mountains ✨tswizzle ✨houseplants ✨photography ✨memes ✨shitposting ✨420 friendly ✨journaling ✨screaming ✨crying ✨hot girl walks ✨food ✨yoga & fitness #promosky

I tried to update my bio here but honestly it just fits

wanting someone to obsess over me like Joe from You lock me in a box and make me yours forever would you murder for me

v interesting combo I got 🤣

A fun thing about social media is you can say you like Tabasco sauce and then someone called CrystalHotSauce67 man will appear and say “guess you like paying an extra dollar for a label cuck”

are the vibes off or is it just me

I met a friend on bsky then he deleted his bsky v sad no way to contact :/

Life is very weird for me rn and I am not a fan

I’m out of weed and that’s tragic

lonely day

I wonder how the aliens are doing

I was reading the comments on a local news article about Medicaid cuts and a Missouri woman called having access to healthcare a “lifestyle” that isn’t meant for folks who can’t afford it. I have never read anything more sad, or American, in my life…

I hate America so much why do they make health insurance so mf complicated

I hope next year’s Met Gala is just all Muppets

“He’s older than you “ God forbid a girl takes care of the elderly

I love the word fuck

one time as a teenager I snuck into this v fancy hotel in downtown used the elevator to go to the highest floor found a door and was like “what’s this?” and it was the fucking roof so of course I went out the hotel is in a major city and was very very very tall the roof was so squishy

*i stab you with a pickle spear* *you stab me with a swiss chard*

“exile” by Taylor Swift feat. Bon Iver has reached 900 MILLION streams on Spotify. It’s Taylor’s 25th and Bon Iver’s 1st song to achieve this.

My vibrator died but thank god for this amber alert 🎶

I just watched someone drink their period blood on instagram and I’m upset Reminds me of tampon girl and I thought we were past those times