The Egg Bowl is the ortolan of college football - impossibly evil and must be played at night so we can shield our enjoyment of it from God's eyes

with the holiday season now officially upon us, it's time to start playing our favorite christmas songs here's one of mine

This post will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.

Who looks like the president here

Cackling at this paragraph

This is why college ball will always be superior to the NFL

Without any animosity, truly and genuinely: Bro, just resign

I know this is a big revelation but on some level the claim that Trump didn’t know is so completely absurd (“a secret is a wonderful thing”) that it doesn’t feel like a revelation at all.

spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"

Inside you there are two wolves

I truly don’t know how you look at the past week and THEN decide THIS is an appropriate — let alone the right — response.

Senate Dems caved again?

You know whose fault it is??

Hip thrust penalty! Hip thrust penalty!!!

The owners were going to lock the players out after next season regardless of who won this World Series. Don't let anyone fool you. Saying the Dodgers winning back-to-back is merely a pretext. The owners have tried to get a salary cap in the CBA for decades. They illegally imposed one in 1995. 1/

The law is to generate $1.5 billion in new annually funding for the state’s transit systems through: —Redirecting sales tax on gas from highway spending to transit —Using interest earned on state roads fund for transit —Enabling Chicago region to increase sales tax by 0.25% for transit

Sincerely

I feel like he could actually be really good at rebuilding Wisconsin

Also known as “dad is watching the kids alone”

UCLA becoming competent the second they fired foster is so fucking funny

Yeah one thing today’s posting adventure has made very clear is how the “tax credits” framing that people say they hate and is wonkily needlessly complex became the norm lmao

Beyond optimistic leap at the wall there lmao

Two dudes whom despite their best efforts have no power in Canada.

Tapper!!!!

LT bubble screen??

Southern Cal blew up the pac-12 so they could lose to Illinois at 9am pacific time

Legit impressive that altmeyer held onto the football

Another blocked kick scoop and score is wild

This Week's Onion Magazine:

He is actually Darth Helmet

He’s still got it! *immediately runs into ACME tunnel*

I love Haynes King more than some members of my family (fuck you Gary)

Alabama treating Wisconsin like a SoCon Challenge game is the perfect encapsulation of where the Badger program is under Fickell

First Viking to throw two TDs in his debut since Fran Tarkenton First qb making his debut to overcome a 10 pt deficit and win since Steve Young HUH!

Is this good??