🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.

Many men feel the stripper really likes them. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something

(I spent a little while trying to hunt down the source for this, just to make sure I wasn't talking out my ass, and had some trouble. Turns out, it was from an interview from the now-defunct USGamer, which hosted a lot of really good interviews. Here's a web archive web.archive.org/web/20160801...)

final fantasy 10 was built in a way that required all voice audio files to be of a super-specific length, which meant that all English audio files had to length match the corresponding Japanese audio files exactly. This is (in part) why that game’s English voice track can sound so funky sometimes.

Complete English translation for Metalgun Slinger on the Game Boy Advance has just been released. Its romhacking.net intro: "a [Western-themed action platformer], and combat is based upon chaining projectile attacks and acrobatic techniques." Sounds really cool! www.romhacking.net/translations...

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Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door (Switch physical) is $30 at Walmart buff.ly/8w06TPm Best Buy (Digital) buff.ly/eF3O263 Target (physical/digital) buff.ly/a9ZR3Oy GameStop (physical) buff.ly/ATHi5Xa

No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.

I will admit, I missed this specific section of Valve's initial 2023 refusal in the previous reporting. It's unfortunate but pretty clear-cut. Even the impression of CSEM is a very reasonable hard stop for a platform. (Note the final two sentences.)

There's a horror game called Horses coming out and Steam preemptively banned. They have tried asking what exactly caused the ban and what they could change but they've been getting stonewalled and now the studio's probably gonna shut down. It's ridiculous bsky.app/profile/sant...

seeing people being like "ehhh Idkkkkk horses DOES sound kinda icky, I get why it was banned" like barely 2 months after a bunch of people kicked up the wildest possible hostile campagn against _itch_ makes me feel like I'm losing my mind lol

Did some searching for more info and found the best reddit reply ever

give it up for Henry yall

Jasmine #pokemon

🥙Holo 🐺#狼と香辛料

Yoshon is having a snowday ❄️❄️❄️ Her favorite kind of weather 😍 #DailyYoshon #Snowday

OK THE AI SLOP IS GETTING OUT OF HAND I looked up "winter porch ideas" and the top sponsored posts were AI generated christmas ornaments of Shrek eating fiona's ass????????????????????????????????????????????????????

will never get old

🩷🦋🎶 #digimon

Finally some time to do some personal art, catching up on commissions now! Btw, Time Strangers is really good...

Relationships Booty Bang GOD I WISH

Dino Crisis Bundle is $8.49 on GOG (Preservation Program) buff.ly/cugNstF

Breath of Fire IV is $4.99 on GOG (preservation program) buff.ly/wN4IYmv

I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”

Prime 3 was good imo.

Samus had chatty partners before... They were cool.

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rollercoaster ride with spheal @sphealposting.bsky.social

Feeling positively… #hedorah #kaiju #godzillavshedorah #vandyartwork

Make wind by squeezing Flavio's balls

Rosa ~✿˖°

elon fucking killed a major piece of not only driving game discussion, but also sheer inherent word-of-mouth advertising. it has no doubt kneecapped many small- and mid-sized titles and i can't even tell what big games are popping off right now unless they have a Little Guy people wanna doodle

Was trying to remember the name of an edgy blogger I read stuff from as a kid, and by pure coincidence recalled it after learning about a kid who shares the same name (Maddox) being mauled by wild dogs.

cloclodsire. clooooooooooooodsire

I hope Jagex introduces a Sailing exclusive Slayer master (or let Bounty tasks give slay exp, but that's extremely unlikely) so that a "sailing-locked" account would get access to the turtle questline w/o lamping for 100 years.

That one PC98 game with the elf in it. You know... the one with the rude protagonist. This random test I'm doing is getting out of hand. Game engine video footage in the works... #pixelart #ドット絵 #pc98

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Please stop spreading the odious rumor that Elon Musk hangs out normally or has friends.

Here's a bodega cat, on the job.