over on the other site i got into a multi-headed hydra of an argument and then the rate limit kicked in and i couldn't post. unbearable; people NEED to know that they're wrong and i'm the only one who can tell them

ok uh does the ios app have multi account support bc people on main keep asking if I’m joining bsky

ok i realize i haven't been very active on here yet but that's all about to change because i heard there's some truly cursed content moderation discourse happening, let me at it

WARNING: i have invited a bunch of deviants onto the platform just now. real reprobates. people who want nothing but to watch the world burn. why, some of them are even following problematic twitter user @browserdotsys

pronouncing bluesky like brewski

more importantly, how do i search for all accounts that have this flag

today's launch but make it ghibli rocketpunk

deepfates and his mentions

strangely I’ve never seen a transhumanist propose what seems like an obvious mod: make baby humans come out more fully formed (say ~age 2) instead of spending months learning stuff like motor control. most other species do this!

idk if it’s a good sign that 90% of the posts I see are talking about the platform and community itself

true. on the other hand rats probably think postrats were mops. no sign of psychopaths so far, which indicates nothing of value is being produced 🥰

i went to the whats hot tab and it was just pictures of you

she blue on my microservice until i skooted

lots of talk about what to call things around here. let me suggest that instead of saying “i replied to him” instead say “i blue him”

There once was a tiger quite bold, Who shattered his cage, we were told, With a growl and a roar, He was caged nevermore, As he roamed through the jungle uncontrolled!

Being clouted on twitter is like being rich in the currency of a country that no longer exists. It’s like having 10 million Prussian thalers

haha no it’s totally fine. I like the fact that I just managed to get back up to 5k on twitter and now we’re all moving here. why would i be mad, don’t write down that i’m mad,

Greeting the people who’ve just signed up for Bluesky

type of guy who spends hours a day simping egirls for opsec reasons, so no one suspects he’s happily married and madly in love with his beautiful wife

making the sign to ward off the evil eye in the mirror because I know who my worst enemy is

has anyone studied the eugenic effect of girls refusing to date guys with android phones (“green text bubbles”)

to keep this place interesting we’re gonna need an outgroup and maybe an omelas kid to torture perpetually

no media tab… wtf am i supposed to creep now, your tweets? with all their words??

staging.bsky.app join us

it is extremely blessed that sometimes my cat will bug me to stop working and it’s not because he’s hungry he just wants to hang out

ok so where’s the web app i need to use a real keyboard

oh wow cool, they have a neat automod feature on here. when you post a slur it makes it so only you can see the post, I’ve really been letting loose. give it a try!

if you want to be @<yourname>.bowsers.domain that’s too damn bad, .domain is not a real TLD

faving every post you see on a new social media app is called “lovebombing” and it’s not okay

just gotta have twice as many thoughts, easy enough

every time someone I know follows me it feels like one of the dogs in homeward bound cresting the hill

wow ok no DMs huh. that’s fine i am up to the challenge, i will simply have to post broadcast hog rather than my usual point to point hogposting

but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. skills I have acquired over a long career of poasting. skills that make me a friend to people like you. i will find you. and i will follow you