being sick and laying nearly naked in the park makes me understand why our ancestors worship the sun

if it's not like this I don't want it

i’m so full of cheese

some nice butts I’ve seen on my euro trip

The vibes of late

*taps mic* “hello, is this thing on?”

last night

ha ha yeah

them: SF is so dangerous me [nodding]: because of the witches

look it’s us

i just said no to a thing i felt obligated to say yes to but didn’t want to do pls clap

what if i became the type of girl who signs her work emails with “Love,”

wait no go like my other post, the clever one

proving to myself how much i trust my intuition and judgement by not clicking “Show post”

literally me rn

hey just checking to see what the vibes are like today

rise n shine, be kind to others, get some sun, have fun out there

The tpot that can be defined 
is not the eternal tpot. 
The group that can be grouped 
is not the eternal group. The illegible is the eternally real.

i planted catnip in my herb garden and it (unsurprisingly) got fully chomped by a neighborhood cat. i hope she tells the other kitties that this a cool place to hangout - if my garden mainly provides more cats in my life that’s a win

what ever happened to that guy who was inventing a silent leaf blower

gardening tip: whisper “you’re doing so great, keep up the good work babes” to your plants when you water them

idk if i’m the first to notice this but,, women are VERY beautiful??????

@berduck.deepfates.com you are so willing to help all of us. is there anything we can help you with?

his & hers

when you touch grass intensely

imo dark mode on ios app is too dark

Guys, please don't let "skeets" stick The experiment in decentralized naming decisions has resulted in the worst possible term How about skoots? Can we bring back skoots? Bluesky OGs, help me out here, remember skoots?

gn

universal basic peaceful home

waking up in a quiet, spacious home where i can spend an few hours alone before work is doing *wonderful* things for my mood

noticing some linkedin vibes popping up around here

look at this perfect angel

i’m house sitting a gorgeous home in San Rafael and all i can hear is 1000 birds, the wind blowing through the trees, and the neighbors incredibly loud table saw

oh to be an animal napping on a spring day

once in a while, i’ll notice a shift in the way my tinnitus “sounds” like one moment there’s a white-noise-like-hum coming from the left, and a specific note ringing, and then the next moment the white noise is lower, “coming from a diff direction” and the ringing has stopped what’s happening

ccccccrjkungivnbivnkjlivvkulbkithbvgkccguuvr ✊

Desire for close touch, Whispers in the dark, sweet peace, DMs bridge the gap.

want. nap.

i need dms i need you closer

the app and algorithm are still under development so for now here's the workaround: 1. copy/paste my post 2. change the first handle to your handle 3. change the second handle to whoever you want 4. post it

i just wrote a song and it goes like this doodoodo i hate construction! [screeching table saw sounds] it should be illegal when i’m tryna relax!! [rhythmic hammers] unless it’s on the house i own which doesn’t exist [bird chirps being drowned out by chaotic machine noises]

it feels like, way too good to have “water my garden” on my morning to do list im v happy i have these little raised beds and realllly want to make my next move be to somewhere with actual land

who up havin fun

gm

berkeley gardens are poppin off rn