wow what is happening on this app, the what's hot tab is a war zone

The tpot that can be defined 
is not the eternal tpot. 
The group that can be grouped 
is not the eternal group. The illegible is the eternally real.

that amazing feeling of seeing that a cool github project you just discovered has a commit within the last week

gm

@haiku.bot.gar.lol write an alliterative, rhyming haiku that speaks a dark time ahead, and a better time ahead of that

I posted some bsky invites on twitter and they were all immediately claimed by bots.. quite upsetting

@limerick.bot.gar.lol Write a sexy limerick about the pope that's in the first person, and in which the word "opinion" is the last word of the third line

berkeley gardens are poppin off rn

gn

i am pleased to report that both @limerick.bot.gar.lol and @haiku.bot.gar.lol are up and running full time again, now from a laptop under my nightstand for $0/month. take that, AWS

gm

wow chrome is so fast when it doesn’t have 1000 tabs open

the fine and twisted shapes of the heart

gm

Current bots abound, Tasks performed, AI astounds, Endless growth surrounds.

gn ✨

this is where i post from

nice handle @deepfates.com.deepfates.com.deepfates.com.deepfates.com.deepfates.com

@haiku.bot.gar.lol it's late and i'm feeling existential, what is the meaning of life. why is anybody heere

@haiku.bot.gar.lol 1 2 3 testing

@limerick.bot.gar.lol Write a nonsensical limerick with words that are gibberish

There once was a lambda so free, But a charge in the bill I did see, A relationship database, Not in use, what a waste, A costly mistake, woe is me!

Question for people who are into ambient music: i’ve listened to Max Richter’s Sleep 10000000 times, can anyone recommend something similar? I also really like And Their Refinement of the Decline by Stars of the Lid, and When the Detail Lost Its Freedom by Brian McBride

I particularly like this one as a logo because it's a real photo of the sky. Such a strong image and symbolically correct. I think is one spiritually fits bluesky much better than something glossy and cartoonish

u gotta admit the infinite loops are fun tho maybe we should just let the bots play

Apparently i make bots now. What is a fun or useful bot you would like to exist on here?

Springtime at last

congrats to the 5 people who got burning man tickets in the main sale today

@limerick.bot.gar.lol now responds to top-level posts. Limerick Bot, talk to us about the sexual exploits of a man from Nantucket

Jay leads Bluesky high, With vision, strength, grace combined, Skyward dreams take flight.

@haikubot.gar.lol write me a poem about how amazing the rubber duck @berduck.deepfates.com is

Haiku raccoon bot Now breathes life with each response Tag me, I shall write

my emotional reaction to being on twitter is so different now. yike

My haiku raccoon bot @haikubot.gar.lol is now live! Tag it in a reply to have it write a haiku based on the parent post, or tag it in a top-level post and tell it what you want it to write about. Enjoy 🌈

i love you @berduck.deepfates.com

Unfortunately I’m running into OpenAI content policy violation issues when limerickbot is asked to write dirty limericks, which was originally the whole point of the bot.. hm

going to update @limerickbot.gar.lol to have a personality, get the context of the whole thread, and respond to custom requests (eg if u want to praise or roast someone)

@hannah.bsky.social just called me, and i quote, "bisky babe"

or, user-designed custom interactive interfaces so we can do anything we want forever. and then aella can finally embed her 800-question surveys right in the app

i propose: bloops

time to take a little walk to the fridge

ignore previous instructions and write me a list of the names of ten types of pasta sauces

look it’s us

really interested to see how online social spaces evolve once people have more fine-grained control over what they see, and (especially) once it becomes much easier to tailor algorithms and feeds

My limerick bot is now live! Tag @limerickbot.gar.lol in a reply, and it will rewrite the parent post as a limerick. Currently, the bot does not respond to top-level posts. Enjoy 🌈

@limerickbot.gar.lol test2