Keep seeing screenshots of things being insanely woke over here so I decided to come Check It Out

If you order an Uber black usually an Uber black xl shows up. The rich keep getting richer

if you've never had a cheeseburger then you are seriously missing out. Like you should go get one right now they're very good

Can someone doordash food to my office my phone is way over there

I’ll do whatever RFK says I should do with my body. He sounds healthy

Throat hurts lately. Not in like a gay way btw I’m not gay

Having anal rn what are you guys up to

Holy fuck I left this platform alone for a year and now I’m a lowbie. This kicks ass I can say whatever with zero consequences

What’s up team. How’s everybody doing. How’s the morale

Used Airchat. Are you guys worried about this new competitor

Why do I still get new followers on here

I love that Marjorie Taylor Greene showed full cock and balls on the house floor. Felt like bluesky irl

Slowly realizing this app is a Threads rip off

Somebody has to stop him

Please be safe out there pedestrians I tweet while driving

Hey guys. What are the read limits on this platform

Hey guys. What are the read limits on this platform

Somebody mentioned bluesky and I felt the rush of a parent who inexplicably forgot they had a child for three weeks

Pretty sure there’s zero solutions for getting tits and ass off my screen on this app

I’m here to build bridges and repair our fractured culture with well reasoned debate and genuine benevolence for my fellow humans

(logging into twitter) no i swear i totally still love twitter i enjoy posting here (logging into bluesky immediately after) bluesky gaaaang you know i could never betray you

mfs love getting on here and making their first skeet "Just set up my bluesky"

I think everyone agrees the pornography on the What’s Hot tab isn’t hardcore enough

Mark Zuckerberg famously described twitter as a clown car that fell into a gold mine and that may also apply to bluesky with its accidental discovery of the lucrative “recommendation feed where you might see full dick and balls”

My “source” is Mrs. Chestnut my fifth grade social studies teacher. She was very nice meanwhile you are being very rude

genuinely so obsessed with this image

You really feel the lack of algo when you check bluesky once a day and it’s just the past hours posts and you get tired of scrolling it. Obviously the team is dealing with fires rn but tfw no algo

This Indiana Jones guy seems kinda horny

Did somebody just tag the whole website by saying @everyone

Mom said it’s my turn on the computer

Someone should invite al-qaeda to bluesky

why the fuck would they print this

Mooo

I just invited a few dozen pockmarked gremlins with long yellow teeth and runny noses who will soon be sneering and harassing in their grotesque manner the polite netizens that currently abound here

You missed the chance to have a gf and marry her in zero interest rates era anon You’ll stay alone

Cis women on here pretending to be trans after reading the room

Mailing bluesky my $8 paper check because I can’t find the payment options in settings

A twitter clone where you have to agree that you Support The Rights of Trans Children and Support The 2004 War In Iraq and a bunch of other mutually opposing political positions before you can register

If your basis for liking bluesky is that the person or group you don’t like isn’t on here then you’re setting yourself up for heartbreak

when you hear the moderation tools are being developed

How do I access bluesky on web

It’s not a timeline it’s a skyline

Not watching this season of Succession until it’s over and you guys decide if it’s good. I don’t care about spoilers or plot I just don’t want to risk watching the last season of game of thrones

*runs to the mic out of breath* SHE BLUE ON MY SKY UNTIL I SKEET *immediately tackled by security forces*

This platform will eventually be abandoned when we can’t find a suitable replacement for the word tweet