before and after hegseth's directive

I'm in the thick of that class for my program, and I want to murder the third-party software training modules for this technology, but thank you Kathryn for affirming my pain and suffering.

jesus christ

rut roh

Grand juries just spontaneously indict sometimes. No one knows why.

Oh wait, I forgot football was happening tonight.

i’m so old, i remember when going on the internet made you smarter

Sometime, somewhere, the ability to put pen or pencil to paper will be extremely valuable. Technology's shit will hit the fan. We just don't know when.

The world may be terrifying, but some things you can rely on. It’s officially decorative gourd season, and we have a new mug. Blammo. store.mcsweeneys.net/t/categories...

USDA has been corrupted.

"Don’t worry about me: I’ve just been looping Jimmy Carter speeches and majestic whale sounds on my Golden Record while thanking my lucky stars I’m over fifteen billion miles away from you bozos."

Well shit.

The best breed = My Little House Panther

Mantle Model xkcd.com/3141/

He just needs to Homer Simpson himself into a hedge already. I mean really.

How has this 'clock outage' been going on so long and why can't they put a camera on a game clock and show it on the feed????

Georgia wins!

"Hagiography" and "Groypers" are two words that I didn't know before this week.

Dry drunk does what?

The term twerp comes to mind.

Melissa Hortman practiced politics the right way.

If this bear showed up I would be dead for trying to give it a big hug and kiss.

For What It's Worth

Please just go away.

"Incentive payments will also be available for providers who give early education teachers a minimum of $18 an hour pay rate and offer 10 hours of care per day, five days a week. " Proud of my former state.

Follow along on this glorious and timely thread. Just the thing while I'm trying to wind down after turning in an assignment.

LOLOL

Five pounds of roasted Hatch green chile for the freezer courtesy of my local BBQ place. They couldn’t tell me the specific variety, but hell, we’re in South Carolina so I’m not picky.

The USTA’s censorship of Trump dissent at the US Open is cowardly, hypocritical and un-American | Bryan Armen Graham

The tech oligarchs at this event are the weak men in the “weak men create hard times…” meme

How many people gonna die because some women laughed at these guys‘ dicks

This Kennedy testimony. My brain might explode.

This is every one of my great aunts (all unmarried!) in one photo.

We won't know the ramifications of this for years.

Practice rounds are worthwhile.

The bad faith actors will dishonestly draw a through line connecting trans people to mass shootings but will skip right to over the fact that many of these mass shooters are racists, antisemites and misogynists because they harbor some of the same sentiments as the shooters.

This story has it all: aquaculture, Black Flag, Bernie Sanders, Star Trek as policy, John Hodgman, male tears, and a candidate citing Luthen’s monologue from Andor. Meet Graham Platner, the Maine oysterman trying to crack the senate. @grahamformaine.bsky.social newrepublic.com/article/1996...

Something, something, stock price....

absolutely fucking hilarious bc they spent millions on this and no one NO ONE who's bitched about it is going to reward them with their business. CB was just the latest culture war mascot — and now that they've caved, they'll be discarded for the next Dumb Performative Outrage.

feels like the wheels are fully off

The thing is that MS NOW sounds like the name of a cool, new, feminist magazine.

That Hattiesburg choir.

They bring thirty black SUV's and the beast limo with them and they can't bring their own printer?

Someone finally wrote the data-center/electricity inflation story. @nytimes.com #CPI www.nytimes.com/2025/08/14/b...

With a wild card invitation, the tennis legend is making history in her return to the U.S. Open later this month as the oldest singles player to take the court in more than 40 years.

"The effort as outlined is divorced from the realities of an evidence-based, comprehensive telling of the U.S. past, and is part of an aggressive push to flatten American history into a narrowly conceived, unrepresentative, and simplified story."

GSP in Greenville SC is delightful.

And for $16 you get twice this, so sign me up!