FFX FFXI FFXII *leans in close* FF13 FFXIV

Yeah I'm gonna sleep tonight why [starts Xenoblade Chronicles 2]

oh god oh fuck

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Every time I drink I forget the rules to one boardgame and take one more step to freedom

Shout-out to my neighbor who got two cats, didn't spay or neuter them for years, then just kicked them out. Anyways I'm about to have kittens oh God

"I love going outside" as in I love the part when I get to come back inside

Big Koop doodle

Idk I just think we can all appreciate the PURE HOMOSEXUAL TENSION between Dr. Quint and Matt Hooper at the end of every game on the Jaws pinball table

New fitness goals: I just want to be fast enough to outrun a zom and strong enough to hammer throw cute men into the bay (flirtatiously)

gamer cat

Me and who

At the gay bar like "wait there's pinball? yeah you're cute sure but like I have quarters for a reason so have a great night :)"

My TL did a thing 😭💀

Every time there's a steam sale I can hear my backlog screaming

"well I'm autistic and I can read the room just fine" doesn't work the way you think it does

Tired: my cat can do no wrong Wired: my cat will absolutely do wrong but I will support him because he is the best boy and we are all beneath him

happy international women's days

I had a great fucking day

FALLING OUT WITH A BOY

if you have a crush on me you may be entitled to damages, please contact us your local offices for reimbursement

When not impersonating a jelly donut, the Eastern red bat controls insect pest populations like gypsy moths, cutworms, coneworms, and tent caterpillars. Therefore: do not eat the crunchy, fuzzy, squeaky donut.

Lifehack: sparkles make it better ✨stress✨ ✨anxiety✨ ✨depression✨ ✨the horse from Never Ending Story✨

Phone: You may encounter freezing conditions today My Brain: hi I'd like a cold brew please

would u still love me if i was a worm

You can put googly eyes on anything. No one can stop you.

Tiq is my canary in the mines. If it wouldn't eat it, you shouldn't either.

Listen I don't care if you're Millennial or Gen Z, I really only care whether I can interest you in the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy 14 now with a free trial up to level 70 including the award winning Heavensward expansion and now also Stormblood

She’s ready to help you on your journey

"I don't like your tone" but it's a piano tuner to an upright

It's literally just a room of people you're expected to give a presentation on the Grinch Stole Christmas to but you watched the classic animated while they all watched the Jim Carrey one but you don't find out you messed up till a week later because no one said anything (to be nice)

Ericka Simone posting a thread with her account of what got Taylor Lorenz fired from the New York Times.

Which is double dogshit because the protag of Persona 2: Innocent Sin is canonically bisexual and him confessing his love to his childhood male friend is the canon choice. A game that came out in 1999.

lauren asked, “what’s the name of that coffee place that they’re creepy?” reader, she was referring to dutch bros.

"gamers rise up" but like for your lower back pain

Wow you didn't even capitalize Obnoxious??? Hm

I'm being hatecrimed rn

They won't stop looking at their phone wtf is this

@magic-skeetbus.bsky.social just gave me permission to whitejacket them sooooo

why do adults talk like this

marketplace of ideas

games released when I was 12 I'm the same person

Interviewer: you may have to travel for months at a time and might spend a lot of time alone Me: awesome Interviewer: ??? Me: Oh that's a bad thing?

I'd like to hire someone to live in my pocket and tell me when it is an appropriate time to make jokes

Him: *is weird in your mentions* Me: *is weird in your dimensions (Eldritch play)*

If you see someone committing SNAP fraud, no you fucking didn't.