WEDDING COUNTDOWN IS IN THE SINGLE DIGITS!!!!!

A third of the way through this book and I’m already calling it a must read. A tradwife influencer wakes up in 1855 and has to live the life she cosplays online. SO freaking good so far.

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San Diego felt like coming home and I had never been before

You don’t hate country music, you just hate the same 100 songs of bootlicking corporatized trash about saluting the flag while drinking a beer in your truck at a football game next to your pretty silent wife in daisy dukes who also knows how to fish.

Well this is embarrassing.

You would think I’m getting teeth pulled but nope just at my job, doing my job, that I am paid to do

GOOOOOOOOOD MORNING! It’s Period Poverty Awareness Week, can I have some money please? secure.givelively.org/donate/georg...

Dustin took maybe my favorite pictures of me to exist 🥰

I’m so (not at all) sorry but I am a shitposter in a hot girl body I cannot help it

My favorite tradition, the iris festival 💜✨

Ah ok so they cited all the things that are not unique or specific to MAHA and none of the things that are

Let’s go Liberty!

Wedding haircut ✅

OH MY GOD WEDDING WEEKEND IS IN TWO WEEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It should be illegal to cry on a Friday

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Favorite of the night, Beyoncé’s glam skeleton a close second

Not just in Balenciaga, 1947 archival Balenciaga !!!

Love love love that he didn’t just wear a black suit But I can buy this top at Kohl’s literally right now

Beyoncé came as a glam skeleton and for that, I am grateful

Fashion is art and it always has been and will be and silly little boys who think they are the only ones who get to decide what matters are all telling you this is bad but can’t find their way to a shower twice a week.

This year is giving beautiful gowns and I am disgusted

I know this was autogenerated from the app, but Amanda Batula is that you

A very happy first Monday in May for all who observe ✨

Me: buys concert tickets for @aceapplebees.bsky.social’s birthday present Also me: immediately tells him I bought said tickets

Wedding countdown: 21 days (!!!!)

I just hit my pen and omg this would hit so hard rn

Y’all. The Devil Wears Prada 2 (2 Devil 2 Prada) was SO GOOD!!!!!! What a delight

Bagel breakfast sandwiches hallelujah Seeing a movie later hallelujah Wedding weekend in three weeks hallelujah

KANSAS CITY!!! 🗣️🎉🌼 Go get your brake lights and turn signals repaired FOR FREE TODAY from 11am until 5pm! Community Assistance Council 10901 Blue Ridge Blvd KCMO

This weekend is off to a gooooood start

Happy May Day ✊

On the second listen of Kacey’s new album and I love it so much. My country queen 🤠

First 70 degree day, had to celebrate with patio beers

Sun puppy

All I can talk about is the wedding but I feel like everyone is tired of me talking about the wedding so I’m just being quiet

KC DSA's commitment to our community does not stop on May Day. Our Mutual Aid committee is hosting a clinic to repair our neighbors brake lights for ***FREE*** this Saturday, May 2 from 11AM-5PM. Catch us at Community Assistance Council, 10901 Blue Ridge Blvd, Kansas City, MO 64134.

here is your horoscope for today

Hey, animal lovers: This beautiful girl needs some mutual aid to help her get this face thing taken care of. Can you help? I know the owner personally and am confident the money will go toward caring for Princess, who is his world.

Team Italy forever

A real dream of a Sunday

Congrats Klay, them voodoo ladies turning you into a goat by next week

Justice for Megan 😤

I’m up to five separate crying episodes because of this album. Noah what the fuck did you put in this??????

I made Dustin tell me why this is so funny and I don’t think this man is getting enough credit for keeping it together

Happy Noah Kahan day to all who observe. I hope y’all have your therapists on speed dial.

🚨🚨ONE MONTH OUT WE ARE OFFICIALLY ONE MONTH OUT FROM WEDDING DAY🚨🚨

Our wedding budget is officially fully funded and I cannot overstate the relief I feel

Hello to all the Evening Shift of Bluesky Scrolling! Got another mutual aid request for a sweet Kansas City family who is on the struggle bus (like all of us! 🙃😭) and could use some help! 🫶🏼 If you cannot monetarily help, that is perfectly okay! I appreciate the reposts and comments so much! 🤟🏼