If cringe is dead then so am I… so excited for this

Chex mix is in the oven, edible has been consumed, Festive AF from @effingcandleco.bsky.social lit… now it feels like Christmas

I really need to stop saying “it couldn’t get worse” IT ALWAYS CAN

Last full workday of the week and my outfit rules. Gonna be a good day 😤

Hey just to be clear, Kansas City, Kansas exists. Leaving KCMO ≠ leaving Kansas City. And Arrowhead is already in the middle of nowhere, despite a KCMO address.

Congratulations to everyone who wrote an op-ed about how he just wants americans to eat better

These are the people the mainstream media is constantly telling us to understand and sympathize with.

I just came across this one. I can't imagine! 😥

The way I GASPED.

@cheatsy.bsky.social omg your picture 🥹😭

You can't use generative AI ethically because it's built on stolen work.

david brooks in the epstein files was kind of a free square, huh

David Brooks, who wrote in the NYT last month, "The Epstein Story? Count Me Out" is... in the latest Epstein photo dump published by @oversightdemocrats.house.gov. He should absolutely be fired by NYT for this. Major conflict of interest that he didn't disclose.

please

I’ve ranted about AI on all my other platforms so why not here. It feels like an exponential increase in people I follow, and genuinely really like, using ChatGPT and I feel like I’m going insane.

If we are banning cell phones for kids we need to be talking about banning chatbots for boomers www.persuasion.community/p/my-chatgpt...

It’s always a fun day online when we can unite and giggle over a @lizcookkc.bsky.social review defector.com/two-nights-p...

Party people! You've got till 2 p.m. Central Time to order online. All of our remaining holiday inventory will move to our booth at Made in KC, so this is the last call to order and the last call for holiday and limited-edition scents and sets effingcandleco.com/collections/...

Silver lining here, folks, you can all focus on my birthday week without a distraction of football now!

Six years with my favorite guy 🥰✨ I love you @aceapplebees.bsky.social

One (1) like and I start watching the slutty gay hockey show

You can take my fake nails and leopard print from my cold, dead hands

I’m an audiobook gal now, any recommendations for me? Almost done with Project Hail Mary, but I don’t usually enjoy science fiction. I typically enjoy historical fiction, memoirs, and romance!

It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.

Felix deserves better 💔

IMPORTANT UPDATE

One month engaged, 174 days until “I do” 🥰

Our thanksgiving dinner isn’t for another HOUR. We suffer.

Needing ChatGPT to tell you make pasta for a first date as though dudes haven’t been doing that since the beginning of time

Blackout Wednesday in full effect

Ari, age 6, was like “What would happen if we put Spruce in the baby swing?” So we did an experiment

lol what do you MEAN we won

lol this game is so dumb

Currently at a Friendsgiving I am too old to be at. Like I was expecting 10-12 people like a dinner party and there are easily 40 people here and the closet person to me in age is 8-10 years younger

Today’s Horoscope for Emily: You’ve planned everything you can plan. You don’t have to plan any thing else. You still will, of course, and it will be perfect.

When you cut and still have hella ass that's a good cut

Things I would like to talk about today: Wicked For Good Wicked part one Wicked the stage production Cynthia Erivo and/or Ariana Grande

25 minutes until 2 Wicked 2 Good !!!!’

Meanwhile, people diagnosed with ADHD later in life find these medications to be life-changing and spend a lot of time grieving the life they could have had if they’d had support as children.

BRING ME TO IOWA

Excited to learn about who is in the Epstein files from a woman who’s 32 years younger than her husband

Hey all, more resources to help you reach out to your reps about housing funding. Please share and urge everyone to call/write. nlihc.quorum.us/campaign/814...

New job, new round of trying to explain my chronic nerve pain and all the trauma surrounding it. Hooray.

Wicked: For Good is the most excited I’ve ever been for emotional devastation. I KNOW this shit is gonna make me cry but don’t worry I still have tickets to see it twice

i too would like to be in a chrysalis until spring

Just saying the whole “be kind bc you don’t know what other people are going through” is cliche for a reason. Life can be/often is so tough. Try to be someone who doesn’t make it unnecessarily tougher.

I was told football was fun? When does that start

Don’t worry, y’all, I’m prepared to take a shot and turn this around