This is funny, and probably true!

This Just In: Police were called to a daycare... A three-year-old is suspected of resisting a rest...

Never thought I'd find myself agreeing with Ann Coulter, Megyn Kelly, Alex Jones, Tucker Carson and Candace Owens, but they now hate trump almost as much as I do. 😀

Brewers win third straight game, 4-1 over Nationals www.brewcrewball.com/milwaukee-br...

Give me my Ballroom or give me Death! 🙄 ~ Donald Trump #Quote

What do you call the smartest mountain? Cleverest!

Folks, Be careful and Be aware. Trump knows his polls are so low that he is reckoning that he will lose the Midterms in November. Watch out for any abnormalities from here to Nov. When a monster is trapped in a corner... he will do anything to get out. Just be ready. Thanks!

Route 66, America's most iconic highway, is celebrating its 100th anniversary in 2026. The legendary "Mother Road" stretches 2,448 miles from Chicago to Santa Monica, California, passing through eight states and countless historic towns. #Route66 #Centennial

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Trump wasn't sleeping, he's just bored! Or so he claims! 🥱

Turn out the lights, the Republican party's over...🎶

#FoodInFridgeInASongOrMovie In Cold Blood Sausage 🎬

Yes! Yes! Way to play, Virginia! 💙💙💙💙💙

Imagine that! Trump reading passages from the Bible tomorrow, be nice to see the book become combustible during the reading.

It looks like JD Vance, Witkoff and Kushner will travel to Pakistan for another round of Iran talks. 🙄 👍

When Trump says that the United States is the "hottest" country in the world, he means, the hottest fascist country going in the world.

Shawn Harris lost but what do you expect from people living in Georgia. 🙄

If there's ever been a political party that's circling the drain in a death spiral, it's the Republican party. Glug Glug Glug.

So much winning! 👍

Unlike Jesus having risen on Easter, Trump has once again managed to sink lower than a slugs slime trail by venting his vile rhetoric about wishing to commit even more war crimes against Iran. He's a pathetic excuse for a human being.

MAGA parents are teaching their kids that the Epstein files are “AI”. They believe it themselves, so of course. We need to realize the level of stupidity we’re really dealing with here, because it doesn’t seem like it’s common knowledge.

You expect me to remain sober through this? Hahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha hahahaha Not gonna happen.

MS NOW confirms Corey Lewandowski is also out at DHS.

I never knew there was a way to carry golf clubs on the back of a motorcycle until now. 🤔

I've been adding Trump's crap up, and I have to tell you-- we are already bankrupt.

21 Shrimp Salute.

I’m a wife, daughter, granddaughter, cousin, niece, and close friend of brave veterans. My blood is now boiling at the fact that a pompous, entitled, rich boy draft dodger is so flippantly tossing around verbiage that he thinks makes him look like a tough guy. He’s a coward of the lowest life form.

If anyone watched the State of the Union last tonight and walked away as Trump as the winner... Unfollow me now! I don't need your loser ass! WE HAVE A DEMOCRACY TO SAVE!

If you don't have a romantic partner, maybe your favorite AI Assistant wished you Happy Valentine's Day. ❤️ Mine forgot. 😩

Do you know what's NOT in the #EpsteinFiles? Anyone saying Trump is innocent!

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It would have cost Pam Bondi nothing to apologize to the victims and invite them to speak to her. That is how we know she’s profoundly disturbed and unqualified for her position. She’s more concerned with having to pay them for her sloppy work than acknowledging their pain.

Today feels thicker- harder to swallow and digest. Not sure why.

Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground

How can people still want to talk about the Epstein files after the Dow crosses 50,000 points for first time ever? 😜

US factory headcount falling despite Trump's promised manufacturing boom: What happened to Liberation Day? I thought that was suppose to solve everything! 🙄 www.reuters.com/world/us/us-...

My sword doesn't weigh much. It's my light saber.

Brrrh, it's cold 🥶

Never believe a dog killer.

The people who spent years defending and even lionizing Kyle Rittenhouse and Ashli Babbitt now want us to believe that an unarmed mother in her car and a disarmed nurse were domestic terrorists who deserved to be murdered by law enforcement.

They won't let the FBI or the Minnesota police investigate the shooting, but they will have them defend the Proud Boys, 3%ers, Boogaloo Boys and Hells Angels, along with ICE Agents ...

A video of Alex Pretti reading out the final salute of an unnamed veteran he cared for until the end of his life in the ICU, posted to Facebook by his son.

TODAY WOULD BE A GREAT DAY FOR DONALD TRUMP TO BE ARRESTED!

Educate the boys/men, not the victims. Women and girls already know to be cautious of men!

Oliver Kornetzke said it best..

Brooklyn Park police chief Mark Bruley: "We're hearing people being stopped with no cause & being demanded to show paperwork to determine if they're here legally. We started hearing from our police officers the same complaints. Every one of these individuals is a person of color... it has to stop"

Twitter is depressing me because it’s all just bots maybe it’s time to make a return to Bluesky

It’s Penguins Awareness Day. 🐧 Which reminds me: Trump once slapped 10% tariffs on Heard and McDonald Islands—home to penguins and seals. 🙄 Hope they’re not still in effect.