Oklahoma's state slogan is "Oklahoma is OK" because they can't spell "mediocre."

I think I’ve figured out why people are so aggressive now. We lost Jerry Springer, and all that’s left to fight on is Spirit Airlines and at Waffle House.

No one can 'out crazy' our President! That's for damn sure.

Sean 'Diddy' Combs sentenced to more than 4 years in prison. Damn that’s like 28 in Snoop Dogg years

I’m 72 at the end of the month.At least, my body is & I’m officially an ‘elder’ now. In my head I’m still about 36 - nothing’s changed. How the hell does it happen so quickly? Bloody hell. Grrrr. Live life, people! At least I can look back on a frankly excessive second half of my life and go ‘yeah!’

He's a narcissist. Sean 'Diddy' Combs could get out doing the same thing as before. Praying I'm wrong!

I have been a democrat my entire life and I have never felt threatened by my government, until now.

#Trump’s #farmbailouts have never been for the little guy. Top 10% of farms took over 1/2 the $$, with million-dollar+ payouts. These “family farms” are giant corps. owned by wealthy families, not small farmers that Republicans like to claim. Trump's supporters got biggest checks. He'll do it again!

Remember This.

Yesterday Pete Hegseth hit his own balls with a skateboard and then today he did something super embarrassing.

I almost made it the whole day without reading or hearing about another mass shooting! 🙄

I just signed an executive order calling on state agencies and departments to expedite our response to the ongoing economic impacts of the climate crisis. We’re taking a whole-of-government response to protect Californians, boost insurance coverage options, and reduce costs.

Trump says that the 'Weirdos' in Portland can stay but the terrorists need to be gone! "It’s anarchy out there!" 🙄

So cute! Happy #Caturday 😻

This is just a democrat hoax. smh I guess Trump is saying the hell with the victims.

My cardiologist told me the best thing for congestive heart failure is 3 Big Macs 3 large fries & 3 chocolate milk shakes. 7 days a week. And no exercise!!!

Stephen Miller has definitely been stuffed in a locker several times during his high school days.

Shout out to everyone who can remember every word to some random 80s song but can't remember the password they created yesterday

Did he really say 'Aberbaijan' and 'Albania'?? I guess it doesn't matter. His voters chose him for his hate, not his intelligence.

Resist like everybody's watching.

RFK Jr. is over on Twitter telling everyone to hit the gym on the weekends. IDK it’s almost like he doesn’t know or care that: Many Americans don’t have weekends off Many Americans can’t afford gym fees Many Americans don’t have a safe place to exercise

IDC how old you are, when you hear that ice cream truck coming your first thought is “where’s my mom?”

You can see where our priorities are

Nyla Colon (16 years old) has been missing from South Fulton, GA since July 27th and her family is desperate. Nyla has a brain tumor and a history of seizures. Without her meds and care, every hour gone puts her health and life at risk. If you can help, please call 470-693-2707.

Secretary Robert F Kennedy Jr. has called off nearly $500 million in grants and contracts aimed at advancing mRNA vaccine development. This technology, first deployed during the Covid19 pandemic, allows vaccines to be produced rapidly and adapted as viruses evolve. His brain worms are getting worse!

this feels like it could've been typed any time over the past 15 years tbh

In Taos, New Mexico, Melissa Casias was last seen walking eastbound on a highway in Talpa on June 26th! The 53-year-old’s belongings — including her car, purse, and phones — were found at her home. #StillMissing www.nbcnews.com/dateline/mis...

If he's on top the White House building jump fukka* jump.

Trump thinks himself to be #1 but we all know he's #2 💩

Trump is still the little prick who threw rocks at a baby, and the GOP has normalized that cruelty. Gang of Psychopaths, Grand Old Pedophiles; call them what you will, that party is rancid to its core.

At 8:35 am on November 14, 2024, State Police were called to a home on Stearns Road in Mansfield, Connecticut for medical assistance. Before officers arrived, Gregory Stearns (28 y/o) fled the home on foot. Have info? Call Connecticut State Police Troop C at 860-896-3200.

Texas is now called the Lone Star state because that’s its Yelp Review.

Powell said tarifflation is coming & Trumps like “I never met her”

I just want someone to bring me coffee and rub my back. But, also don't touch me.

The best 5 years of Donald Trump's life was 7th grade.

Dawnita Wilkerson vanished on June 21st, 2020 at a local Evansville, IN motel. Her phone was shut off by the next morning. Her family reported her missing when she didn’t call them. Dawnita has a medical condition that require medication. Have info? Please call 812-436-7979.

Bryan Kohberger with just a blank stare and showing no emotions. If you want to know what a person who is cold hearted looks like, look no further! #BryanKohberger #Idaho4

They’re eating the list. They’re eating the files.

Retail therapy is healthy. We went out and spent my end of year gift cards on fun things - nail polish and curl cream for me, Jurassic World dinosaurs for the boys.

There are real reasons I can't interact right now. (I've never gone this long) Not silent tho. But am I going crazy??? This week I've seen at least a dozen issues reported by numerous sites, 'just found' that I read/watched months to years ago. (ex: video aff Katie Johnson) I didn't just dream it!

Caleb "Corey" Wells (31) vanished on July 2, 2021 at an airport in Atlanta, GA, where he was dropped off for a trip to CA. He never returned home to GA from his trip, and his family has no answers. Have info? Please call 706-857-3411. Read more here: www.facebook.com/groups/28430...

Ketchup hitting the walls, his little mind wondering what distraction next, doubling up on Adderall so he can be up all night on social media.

Karoline Leavitt is making it sound like the economy is booming. The #Tariffs are working with all the billions of dollars that are now coming in. Woot!

I accidentally printed ninety pages of my manuscript on a stranger’s home printer. I hooked up the wrong one through bluetooth. Enjoy the advance copy I guess? 😭

Not sure what to think of Nicole Mitchell's trial. I just started following it. Have no idea if she's guilty. 🤔