happy wednesday! on this hump day, i can't help but think "fuck the man" and "i'd like to fuck a man"

happy monday! sometimes i get close - so close you can almost taste it! #bator #theDudeNextDoor thedudenextdoor.com

Just woke up even angrier. Impeach, convict, remove. Draft articles now. Either we have a representative government or we don’t. Do not shut up about this until there’s a vote.

my favorite album of 2025 is “the bpm” by sudan archives - a brilliant mix of dance/house, r&b and classical music that hooks you in the first 5 seconds and never lets up - this is a 10/10 album for me - absolutely perfect! have you heard it?!

True. 💪🏼

happy monday! there's no time like the present! #ppbh #theDudeNextDoor thedudenextdoor.com

tomorrow would be my mom’s 72nd birthday - when she was alive i would wear purple (her favorite color) and joke that it was so she would recognize me - even with dementia, she knew who i am now i wear purple every year anyway, just in case she’s somewhere she can see me, so she can recognize me 💜

i think this is a good idea! #bator #theDudeNextDoor thedudenextdoor.com

Is the MTA making merch with the F M Swap icon cause they should be

happy monday! i hope you have a great day, bator! #bator #theDudeNextDoor thedudenextdoor.com

it’s not often the subway status looks like this!

it burns!! even if it’s your own!

winter makes me want to bake things - in the past two days i’ve baked bread, oreo brownies, and a buckwheat banana chocolate chip bread - i’ll definitely need help eating it all! also, i love an oxford comma.

happy wednesday! i'm boned up for social change! #bator #theDudeNextDoor thedudenextdoor.com

i sigh and pull my hat down further on my ears in an attempt to block them winters cruel cold air and whipping winds - the resin from the joint i’m smoking sticks to my mustache and deeehoof rocks in my ears while i think of how many days it’ll be until forearm weather arrives again in new york city

Because this is important, I reiterate: Bators are sexy as FUCK. You are my people. You make my dick leak. I masturbate to your cocks. I masturbate to your masturbation. I adore that we honor our bodies’ needs with neither apology nor inhibition. We can be ourselves together without judgment.

happy friday! don't make excuses - just do it! #ppbh #theDudeNextDoor thedudenextdoor.com

happy wednesday! i'd love a hot hole sliding down on my dick today! #bator #ppbh #theDudeNextDoor thedudenextdoor.com

happy wednesday! why not kick back and have some fun?! #bator #ppbh #theDudeNextDoor

holy fucking forearms batman!

happy monday! for fun - sniff poppers and my pits! for life - fight back, never stop! #ppbh #theDudeNextDoor

i had my eye on the pecan pie at thanksgiving then someone thought it would be a good idea to warm it back up in the oven there’s a reason pecan pie isn’t served warm (it melts to soup) and i didn’t have a piece, so today i made a better one!

happy tuesday! no matter what you're making, always remember to taste test! #bator #theDudeNextDoor thedudenextdoor.com

chill with me bro?

I just saw an advertisement for a vehicle that touted it had been tested up to 122°F and if that isn’t a clear statement about how big corporations are responding to climate change, I don’t know what is.

happy (two for) tuesday! find happy little coincidences everywhere! #bator #ppbh #theDudeNextDoor thedudenextdoor.com

I’m ready to work so fucking hard

happy monday! as elvis costello would sing - welcome to the working week, i know it don't thrill you, i hope it don't kill you! if you don't have enough work, though, i've got a job for you! #bator #TightyWhitey #theDudeNextDoor thedudenextdoor.com

one of my favorite bators. love the verbal.

happy saturday! let me find your happy place and let's forget things for a bit . . . #ppbh #theDudeNextDoor thedudenextdoor.com

I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here

happy friday! there's no time like the present - the time is now! #ppbh #theDudeNextDoor thedudenextdoor.com

i'm a dirty (step) uncle - happy thursday!! #bator #theDudeNextDoor thedudenextdoor.com

happy tuesday! i've got a lot of sperm for you! #bator #theDudeNextDoor thedudenextdoor.com

“vote blue no matter who” is a losing message - it gave us our current moment, and with those “blue no matter who” folks in office, dems have now lost 2026 it clearly matters who, because the people who are serving as dems now are not good - not good people, and not good for the american people

In a world that constantly tells gay men to look perfect, it’s easy to forget that perfection doesn’t exist. What’s real is joy, laughter, self-acceptance, and connection. Your body isn’t a project — it’s home. Celebrate it today, exactly as it is 💚

anyone else getting error messages when trying to upload a file? i keep getting "the server can't handle uploads" and that means you don't to see my dick, and that's sad

this! there’s no shame or indication of moral failing if you’re hungry, and people don’t just “pull themselves up” without help sometimes

the view out my kitchen window right now!

it’s long past time for impeachment and removal

happy monday! make sure you do a taste test! #bator #theDudeNextDoor thedudenextdoor.com

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Never Stop Nutting November

DO IT

growing up, my mom worked 3 jobs and still had to skip meals or hold off on paying the electric bill until we got a shutoff notice i hate living with that experience and i don’t want it for anyone else i don’t care what it costs - money is fucking made up anyway - EVERYONE deserves to eat

Fuck...id ride that for hours

I'm going to start a new political party. It's called Shut The Fuck Up and Feed People. "But what if they're on drugs?" Shut The Fuck Up And Feed People "Or not really THAT poor?" Shut The Fuck Up And Feed People "What if they have a phone and nice nails?" SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FEED PEOPLE

happy tuesday! this is my day! #bator #theDudeNextDoor thedudenextdoor.com

happy saturday! hope it's a blast! #bator #ppbh #theDudeNextDoor thedudenextdoor.com

#ThickDickThursday #TDT No one does it better than @erichassan.bsky.social 🔥🔥🔥