Acupuncture clinic ready for cupping this afternoon #meltonacupuncture

We call ourselves "intelligent," yet the humblest fungus can decompose waste and build soil, a tree can harness solar energy, and a wetland can purify water—all without toxic byproducts. True intelligence is learning from these systems, not bulldozing them.

I suspect the Pope sounds "woke" to many Christian conservatives because the US is steeped in prosperity theology, where the point of worship is to deliver health and wealth to believers. Thus, "feed the hungry" and "show mercy for the poor" sounds needlessly political and "woke."

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 (I'm NOT deleting my post below 👇)

Remember when Senile Satan was a “nurse” last June?

I think he may have jumped the shark

Hahahahahaha

When he launched this war, the President vowed regime change and “unconditional surrender.” What has he gotten? We went from Ayatollah Khamenei to Ayatollah Khameini Jr. - and are now negotiating over a 10-point plan written by the Iranians.

I'll just leave this here.

Turns out, Iran is surprisingly good at trolling the Orange Atrocity. 🇮🇷 vs 🍊💩 Check it out their work here:

One month ago.

Iran posted this. What a humiliation for Trump.

What a f*cking waste of lives and money. 😠

“He didn’t literally mean he would wipe out an entire civilization” Then he shouldn’t have fucking said it. He’s the President of the United States. He has sole launch authority over the world’s most sophisticated nuclear arsenal, and words mean things.

TACO Tuesday. My nervous system is fried

Rightwing dudes: "Women shouldn't be in leadership. Women shouldn't vote. They're not rational like men." Also, somehow, rightwing dudes: "The hand of God teleported me to a Waffle House."

Omg so spot on!!

I don’t think a drunken, abusive Fox host and an insane old man limping around wearing a girdle, platform shoes, lifts, and a dyed rat on his head should be in charge of the U.S. military.

Woke up to the earthquake alert at 1:14 am and seconds later, the earthquake. Without that alert I think I would have just slept through it

Hmmmmm

After the White House complained about an unflattering photo of Karoline Leavitt, it was removed from AFP and Getty’s systems. This is the photo in question. Please do not repost it. 👇

Start with Tesla.

FLORIDA… the Villages shows up again… #NoKings

What in the actual fuck is going on

France raided the Rothschild's home in connection with the Epstein files👀. Now we are talking ...

My son was in Kuwait. I’m glad he’s out of the military but I cannot imagine what these soldiers and their families are feeling right now.

Does anyone know what the fuck trymp is talking about with the present from Iran? Is it a Trojan horse?!

Congressional Republicans, why are you choosing slow euthanasia of the US?

“The staging of an assasination…” to influence an election. Hmmm. Where have I seen this strategy before??

Dolphins don't get high by accident THEY DO IT ON PORPOISE

NEW: According to Punchbowl News, Senate Majority Leader John Thune cut a deal with Democrats to fund everything but ICE, including TSA, but TRUMP BLOCKED IT. www.youtube.com/watch?v=g727...

Trump just said the quiet part out loud. He told Republicans to block a deal that would pay TSA agents, so he could force the SAVE Act through. I hope TSA workers realize Trump is holding their paychecks hostage.

Punchbowl confirms what I suspected in a post last night. Thune reached a deal with Dems to fund DHS except for ICE and Trump rejected it. DONALD TRUMP is to blame for airport chaos - not Democrats.

Wow it just keeps going up

JD Vance’s name on his birth certificate is “James Donald Bowman.” He’s lucky he doesn’t have a vagina—because if he did, the SAVE Act would stop him from voting.

“This is one of the most grotesque crimes of our time.”

Very on-brand for Gingrich to seek out a new, younger canal the moment the current canal starts having health problems

This is some crazy shit

Anyone know where Just Dance Vance is?

Yes we knew it in 2015 too!

Lindsey’s diplomacy working wonders in UAE.

oh my goodness she seems to think Special Envoy for the Shield is a real job

🤥 @KristiNoem today: “I didn’t call Alex Pretti a domestic terrorist.” FLASHBACK: she sure did 👇🏽

who made this

Currently trending on X.

BREAKING: Al Green was just kicked out of the SOTU for the second year in a row to chants of USA. He carried a sign that read “black people aren’t apes”. Man I love this guy.

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