Daniel Ninja
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David Seligman for Colorado Attorney General
about 15 hours ago
Iām calling on the General Assembly to vote to reconvene for special session to impeach or censure the Governor. Governor Polis commuted Tina Petersā sentence after the legislative session, likely in an effort to avoid accountability for misconduct. The people of Colorado demand accountability.
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I don't have a dog and there's a rock in my backyard that looks like poop. I get mad every time I see it. I think about moving, but then I tell myself it would be funny to get myself tomorrow if I leave it. I'm cursing and laughing at various versions of myself.
3 days ago
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I have a little Yeti battery. I had no idea it had a fan inside until I plugged in a thirsty iPad. This banshee is sucking down about a percentage every other minute.
4 days ago
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Looks like addiction is back on the menu.
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10 days ago
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š¦ Seth Masket š¦
10 days ago
When was the last time a court invalidated a statewide election?
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This entire AI agent could've been a cron job!
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jamelle
10 days ago
virginia voters should call their delegates and senators and demand that they ignore this illegitimate ruling
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There is a lot of lying targeted at left leaning audiences lately. I think we should all commit to shunning anyone who lies once.
10 days ago
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Wouldn't this mean that the prosecution is in possession of exculpatory evidence?
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The War on Cars
11 days ago
NIMBYs when a city tries to install a bike lane: "You can't do that! What about emergency response?!?!?" NIMBYs when a city tries to take parking to improve emergency response: "You can't do that!"
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Relevant Star Wars quote: R2D2, you know better than to trust a strange computer.
13 days ago
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@kevinmkruse.bsky.social
I set a calendar reminder for one year to see if you still had Rudy as your wallpaper on your phone. I don't think it ever went off.
14 days ago
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The most infuriating thing was in Oregon a 16 year old kid was killed on an e-bike by a van turning on a red light. The legislators made a new law PUTTING age limits on e-bikes. AGE DIDN'T KILL THE KID. THE RECKLESS VAN DID!
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15 days ago
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Representative Val Hoyle
17 days ago
Iām headed back home after a weird week in Congress. At least after 76 days, we funded DHS minus ICE and CBP and did what Democrats were asking for in the first place, something that Speaker Johnson said he wouldnāt do.
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Friend:No. [Pulls up video] Friend: I don't think you understand. I said no.
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19 days ago
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I don't know what the Fred Meyer's pharmacy is doing with the meds today, but all the old people are super aggressive.
19 days ago
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Michael
19 days ago
john roberts has fulfilled his life's work and fully dismantled the crowning achievement of the civil rights movement. these fucking neo-confederate freaks need to be driven from power forever
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The Onion
20 days ago
The Epstein Cover-Up Goes All The Way To The Almost Top.
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Every shooting has an announcer. Staged bullshit.
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22 days ago
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There was no danger. Everything looks staged.
22 days ago
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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis
23 days ago
The murders of Melissa Hortman and her husband, Mark, along with the attempted murder of John Hoffman and his wife, Yvette barely lasted a news cycle. The attempted arson of Josh Shapiro's house didn't break through at all. Compare that to the coverage of charlie kirk.
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You can't leak a lie.
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28 days ago
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They should make an adult version of Fun Dip where instead of flavored sugar, it's the Flamin' Hot Cheetos powder.
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When I ask my 3 y.o. where something is, she'll say, "It's not a mystery" if she specifically didn't hide it from me for fun.
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about 1 month ago
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š¦Special Kherson Catššŗš¦
about 1 month ago
š„ Incredible footage of Ukrainian Yak-52 crews in action. Pilots of the 11th Separate Army Aviation Brigade āKhersonā clear the skies of Russian drones.
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This is just the opening to Tron Legacy, but they slapped sexuality and religion at the end.
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about 1 month ago
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I missed my car hitting 69k miles. Sad day for sure
about 1 month ago
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Same thing with anyone that votes or acts to bring about the Rapture. Those people think they can control God.
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about 1 month ago
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Sam
about 1 month ago
update: it worked
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jamelle
about 1 month ago
i will vote for any candidate who offers up this slogan
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about 1 month ago
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You have to do really dumb shit to get the media to pay attention to you because reporters are super lazy.
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about 1 month ago
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You have to go pretty far into these Meekah episodes before she's not being supervised by Blippi.
about 1 month ago
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Not In Word List Hat
about 1 month ago
Happy Shoulda Finished The Job Day
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David Roberts
about 1 month ago
I listened to a little bit of "All Things Considered" on NPR in the car today & it was basically, "welp, Trump did it, the war's over, we had our little $4 gasoline scare but things are getting back to normal now, the market's recovering, whew, glad that's behind us." Absolutely surreal.
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If we did this from the start, we'd have really interesting LASER/sound wave hardware hacks by now.
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about 1 month ago
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Representative Val Hoyle
about 1 month ago
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Trying to hurry up and finish my dystopian novel where the streaming services put the podcasts mixed in with the other videos. So if you mindlessly chose a podcast because of its thumbnail it would only recommend podcasts after that. I need to get it done before it happens in real life.
about 1 month ago
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Kevin M. Kruse
about 1 month ago
The president hasn't been seen in public in days, while his social media account is issuing insane unhinged threats. Seems like we should get some confirmation that he's, you know, still alive and it's not Stephen Miller tapping out the rants
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Joshua Erlich
about 1 month ago
when we're all unable to connect to use the internet, send emails, pay our bills, use our toasters, and god knows what else if AWS goes down, i want you to know now that i blame our lack of antitrust laws far more than i'll blame a foreign missile
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Dick Anderson is a piece of shit liar.
about 2 months ago
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Ian Miles Schlong
about 2 months ago
Heās dead again. LETS GOOOOOOO
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I just learned that Florence Oregon legend Ed Gunderson died. Ed was instrumental in getting Florence to embrace and celebrate the exploding whale incident from Nov 12th, 1970. He's the reason why we have an annual celebration now, and an exploding whale Park.
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'Exploding Whale Memorial Park' honors whale that went out with a bang
"The blast blasted blubber beyond all believable bounds."
https://www.livescience.com/exploding-whale-park-oregon.html
about 2 months ago
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My first art supply trade show I listened to the CEO of a distributor speak. I told my partner, I hope they survive because this guy is a moron. Less than 10 months later they were gone.
about 2 months ago
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Rep. Robert Garcia
about 2 months ago
Epsteinās lawyers hired private investigators to remove evidence from his Palm Beach mansion. This is significant information that hasnāt been accessible to the Congress or the public, and we want to know why.
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Dotson! Dotson! We got Doson here! See? No one cares.
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about 2 months ago
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Coffee makers used to be too cheap to troubleshoot before Trump's tax on everything. Now I spent my time troubleshooting AND paying 3x more for a new coffee pot.
about 2 months ago
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Noah Berlatsky
about 2 months ago
I argued that Trump must resign...and that we should all call for him to resign. there actually haven't been that many calls for him to resign in comparison to 25th amendment and impeachment. I think that's a mistake.
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Trump Must Resign
And everyone should say so.
https://www.everythingishorrible.net/p/trump-must-resign
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Keith Kurson
about 2 months ago
the same number of troops have died in this war that died in the evacuation of afghanistan fyi, weird how the media has decided that isnāt a point to drive home this time
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I'm getting a lot of questions about my "If you bring up my past you should know Jesus dropped the charges" shirt that are already answered by the shirt.
about 2 months ago
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