I’m calling on the General Assembly to vote to reconvene for special session to impeach or censure the Governor. Governor Polis commuted Tina Peters’ sentence after the legislative session, likely in an effort to avoid accountability for misconduct. The people of Colorado demand accountability.

I don't have a dog and there's a rock in my backyard that looks like poop. I get mad every time I see it. I think about moving, but then I tell myself it would be funny to get myself tomorrow if I leave it. I'm cursing and laughing at various versions of myself.

I have a little Yeti battery. I had no idea it had a fan inside until I plugged in a thirsty iPad. This banshee is sucking down about a percentage every other minute.

Looks like addiction is back on the menu.

When was the last time a court invalidated a statewide election?

This entire AI agent could've been a cron job!

virginia voters should call their delegates and senators and demand that they ignore this illegitimate ruling

There is a lot of lying targeted at left leaning audiences lately. I think we should all commit to shunning anyone who lies once.

Wouldn't this mean that the prosecution is in possession of exculpatory evidence? bsky.app/profile/pris...

NIMBYs when a city tries to install a bike lane: "You can't do that! What about emergency response?!?!?" NIMBYs when a city tries to take parking to improve emergency response: "You can't do that!"

Relevant Star Wars quote: R2D2, you know better than to trust a strange computer.

@kevinmkruse.bsky.social I set a calendar reminder for one year to see if you still had Rudy as your wallpaper on your phone. I don't think it ever went off.

The most infuriating thing was in Oregon a 16 year old kid was killed on an e-bike by a van turning on a red light. The legislators made a new law PUTTING age limits on e-bikes. AGE DIDN'T KILL THE KID. THE RECKLESS VAN DID!

I’m headed back home after a weird week in Congress. At least after 76 days, we funded DHS minus ICE and CBP and did what Democrats were asking for in the first place, something that Speaker Johnson said he wouldn’t do.

Friend:No. [Pulls up video] Friend: I don't think you understand. I said no.

I don't know what the Fred Meyer's pharmacy is doing with the meds today, but all the old people are super aggressive.

john roberts has fulfilled his life's work and fully dismantled the crowning achievement of the civil rights movement. these fucking neo-confederate freaks need to be driven from power forever

The Epstein Cover-Up Goes All The Way To The Almost Top. theonion.info.

Every shooting has an announcer. Staged bullshit.

There was no danger. Everything looks staged.

The murders of Melissa Hortman and her husband, Mark, along with the attempted murder of John Hoffman and his wife, Yvette barely lasted a news cycle. The attempted arson of Josh Shapiro's house didn't break through at all. Compare that to the coverage of charlie kirk.

You can't leak a lie.

They should make an adult version of Fun Dip where instead of flavored sugar, it's the Flamin' Hot Cheetos powder.

When I ask my 3 y.o. where something is, she'll say, "It's not a mystery" if she specifically didn't hide it from me for fun.

🔥 Incredible footage of Ukrainian Yak-52 crews in action. Pilots of the 11th Separate Army Aviation Brigade “Kherson” clear the skies of Russian drones.

This is just the opening to Tron Legacy, but they slapped sexuality and religion at the end.

I missed my car hitting 69k miles. Sad day for sure

Same thing with anyone that votes or acts to bring about the Rapture. Those people think they can control God.

update: it worked

i will vote for any candidate who offers up this slogan

You have to do really dumb shit to get the media to pay attention to you because reporters are super lazy.

You have to go pretty far into these Meekah episodes before she's not being supervised by Blippi.

Happy Shoulda Finished The Job Day

I listened to a little bit of "All Things Considered" on NPR in the car today & it was basically, "welp, Trump did it, the war's over, we had our little $4 gasoline scare but things are getting back to normal now, the market's recovering, whew, glad that's behind us." Absolutely surreal.

If we did this from the start, we'd have really interesting LASER/sound wave hardware hacks by now.

Trying to hurry up and finish my dystopian novel where the streaming services put the podcasts mixed in with the other videos. So if you mindlessly chose a podcast because of its thumbnail it would only recommend podcasts after that. I need to get it done before it happens in real life.

The president hasn't been seen in public in days, while his social media account is issuing insane unhinged threats. Seems like we should get some confirmation that he's, you know, still alive and it's not Stephen Miller tapping out the rants

when we're all unable to connect to use the internet, send emails, pay our bills, use our toasters, and god knows what else if AWS goes down, i want you to know now that i blame our lack of antitrust laws far more than i'll blame a foreign missile

Dick Anderson is a piece of shit liar.

He’s dead again. LETS GOOOOOOO

I just learned that Florence Oregon legend Ed Gunderson died. Ed was instrumental in getting Florence to embrace and celebrate the exploding whale incident from Nov 12th, 1970. He's the reason why we have an annual celebration now, and an exploding whale Park. www.livescience.com/exploding-wh...

My first art supply trade show I listened to the CEO of a distributor speak. I told my partner, I hope they survive because this guy is a moron. Less than 10 months later they were gone.

Epstein’s lawyers hired private investigators to remove evidence from his Palm Beach mansion. This is significant information that hasn’t been accessible to the Congress or the public, and we want to know why.

Dotson! Dotson! We got Doson here! See? No one cares.

Coffee makers used to be too cheap to troubleshoot before Trump's tax on everything. Now I spent my time troubleshooting AND paying 3x more for a new coffee pot.

I argued that Trump must resign...and that we should all call for him to resign. there actually haven't been that many calls for him to resign in comparison to 25th amendment and impeachment. I think that's a mistake. www.everythingishorrible.net/p/trump-must...

the same number of troops have died in this war that died in the evacuation of afghanistan fyi, weird how the media has decided that isn’t a point to drive home this time

I'm getting a lot of questions about my "If you bring up my past you should know Jesus dropped the charges" shirt that are already answered by the shirt.