I believe every mom has some Karen power. It can be used for good or ill. I got a $3,000 bill from the hospital because my daughter got her stitches in the wrong room. It is time to Karen. #hospitalbillingsucks #momlife

Post a picture of yourself as a doctor.

Now get out and vote in the midterms like your life depends on it, because it does. #NoKings

My husband gave me this nugget of wisdom last night: Behind every successful woman is a man telling her how she *should* have done it. 😂 #feminism #husbandquotes

At King’s English, Mette is crushing it! #kingsenglish @mettemarieivie.bsky.social

“Our president will start a war with Iran because he has absolutely no ability to negotiate. He is weak and he’s ineffective. So, the only way he figures that he’s going to get re-elected, and as sure as you’re sitting there, is to start a war with Iran.” —Trump about Obama, Nov 2011.

Daphne and Apollo retelling: he's a solar techbro hopelessly in love with her. She's an environmentalist determined to stop his IPO. Trapped in a viral feud where the entire internet ships them, winning Daphne's love will require Apollo's ultimate sacrifice: his immortality. #WSPit #W #A #R #F #LGBT

FABLEHAVEN x SPIDERWICK Zion hides more than beautiful trails and cliffs—it's a haven for Unseen, hidden magical creatures. When the Veil separating our worlds unravels 18yo Ranger Samantha and 13yo Jr Ranger Terrance must stop Zion from forgetting itself or become lost forever. #WSpit #Q #YA #F #ND

#W #WSpit #H #LGBT #ND Hey you! Do you like Dante's Inferno and wonder what it would look like in America? Do you have religious trauma and need catharsis? Do you wonder how an empath with crippling anxiety would handle Hell? Hell is Under Construction: The Infernal Rose is for you!

𝗛𝗲𝗿🧭I came here to learn German. Not to inch closer to my disarming, bruised host with every word, every laugh. We’re just friends—until our nights turn sultry. Until Berlin, edgy and mellow, teases a different life, if only I'd stay. I can’t. I've planned my future... elsewhere. #Questpit #Q #A #R

Paris 1842: Something is stalking the city's werewolves Last Wolves of Paris is a historic urban fantasy novella about a werewolf who reluctantly teams up with a vampire inspector who turns out to be more than he seems. #WSPit #P #A #F #LGBT #ND

Here's a brief guide to Havetsavain! Magical cultures united, a bold step in an inclusive direction, Havetsavain Academy of Arcane had opened its doors to begin a new day of age. Yet, the slithering corruption of nefarious minds & magics already taint a new dawn with a malign dusk. #WSPit #W #MG

Prophecy fulfillment is surprisingly bureaucratic—and marching on a mountain to fight god requires even more logistical planning. Luckily, Gev /was/ a quartermaster. Now, he just needs to get a bunch of anti-prophecy discontents to point their spears in the right direction. #WSPit #W #A #F #LGBT

ROSE OF VERSAILLES ⚔️ LEGO BATMAN In the Stuart Restoration's wake, a fifteen-year-old noble returns home as the flashy, gallant son he's always known himself to be—only to discover what the manhood he's fought tooth and nail to inhabit really entails. #WSPit #W #YA(?) #Hi #Hu #LGBT

CONGRATULATIONS, YOUR FAKE BOYFRIEND IS EVIL - a paranormal romance, now querying

In a dark kingdom where light is toxic and steel is untouchable, a mortal woman with a flashlight and a cosplay sword becomes a monster king’s obsession and the realm’s best weapon against a vengeful demigod. ཐིཋྀ THE MOTH KING (109K) #AgentGuide #AgentGuides #Romantasy #Fantasy #AmQuerying #Writers

What if a Genie granted their own wish? Havetsavain Academy of Arcane was brought to life by the last known Jinn, Mukava Skrybeard, hoping to unite all the magical cultures of the world. However, Witches with stubborn views from their luxurious status thrones, despise that very notion. #WSPit #P

#WSPit #WSPitWIPs Relic World Continents crumble, hearts break, traditions shatter. In Relic World, some break the world and others try to heal it.  When the people call out, unexpected heroes rise and ancient secrets are revealed.  Welcome. Link in bio #F #ND #LGBT #W #A #NA #YA

--A HUMAN BURDEN-- A short story anthology that delves into a multitude of wide-ranging burdens. From the burden of obligation to the burden of tradition, each story brings a new complexity, a new weight to bear, and a distinct struggle to overcome. #WSPit #W #A #L

#WSPit #A #W #F #LGBT ⚔️ WHAT RETURNS ⚔️ A Seer with indecipherable visions, a knight returned from the dead, & a motley team of spies & mages must form a plan to defeat a grief-mad necromancer-queen & her massive undead army, preferably before the continent is swallowed by civil war. No pressure.

#WSPit #WSPitWIPs The Help Desk Poorly lit academia in northern New England. Bizarre things happen at college, and Saint Helen College is no exception. The Magic quietly pervades a mostly unsuspecting campus in ways that are either funny — or deadly. Link in Bio #Hu #PN #LGBT #W

"Virgil Mora burned in Hell. It was a pretty good job." Virgil has 3 months to turn around a vampire ran Ohio gas station to save Lucifer, the angel he's fallen for, from a celestial pink slip. But old mistakes, come back to haunt him. Literally. THE OFFICE X GOOD OMENS #WSPit #W #A #F #Hu #LGBT

THE LIES OF LOCKE LAMORA × BEST SERVED COLD × THE BUTCHER BOY When a Court Jester snaps and brutally murders the tyrant king, he must perform and slay his way out of a kingdom in chaos, hunted by loyalists, hailed by rebels, while his sanity slips and fractures. #WSPit #A #F #H #W

Desperate to outrun his isolation and a haunted past, Ætheren slips beyond the forbidden wall into West Ulli—and joins a mysterious night circus. Drawn into a world of hidden magic, intrigue, and secret agendas, he soon discovers the circus is not all that it appears to be. #WSPit WIPs #W #A #F

Inspector Charlie Montgomery, an atheist, isn't pleased that her new partner claims to be a witch. When a resident of Dodham Estate dies surrounded by strange symbols, the odd-couple must work together amid odd noises, ghostly sightings, and rebellious teens to unravel the case. #WSPit #W #A #PN

Anne is five months pregnant. She tells herself she can handle it, but what she CAN’T handle are baby-snatching fairies. As magical creatures take over her smoky Victorian mill, she must stop her new employers before they steal every baby in the city, including her own. #WSpit #Q #A #F #Hi #wf #PN

This is my first ever #WSPit and I will probably get this wrong because technologically I am a grandma…. But I hope you enjoy my pitch! #WSPitquerying #WSPit #A #NA #F #DIS #ND #OWN #querying

Bought myself a dress, picked up a hot chocolate, and watched the Supreme Court strike down the tariffs. #treatyoself #lifeisgood

Anne must stop Thistle & Down before they steal every baby in Leeds. Including her own. Check out THISTLE & DOWN chapt 1-4 (below) for more! #amquerying #writers #writesky #WritingCommunity #fantasy #HistoricalFantasy #Magicalrealism

The mistress of the mill has a secret that stems from the darkest of fairytales. Check out THISTLE & DOWN chapt 1-4 (below) for more! #amquerying #writers #writesky #WritingCommunity #fantasy #HistoricalFantasy #Magicalrealism

Deep in a textile mill, a fairy turns her hair into magic thread. She knows it will be used for dark purposes, but she’ll do anything to save her child. Check out THISTLE & DOWN chapt 1-4 (below) for more! #amquerying #writers #writesky #WritingCommunity #fantasy #HistoricalFantasy #Magicalrealism

My 2yo daughter saved $2.50 in allowance, and she’s only halfway to affording the stuff I bought at her age with $1. #inflationsucks

What. Is our country. Doing.

Don’t try to chug water for as long as your baby chugs formula you will literally die. #momlife

252 years ago, on the 16th of December 1773, direct action organization 'Sons of Liberty' disguised themselves as Mohawak people and dumped 342 chests of tea into the Boston harbour. The Boston Tea Party was a response to the British Tea Act from May of of same year. #otd #history 🗃️

@johannamation.bsky.social made a gorgeous piece for my novel, THISTLE & DOWN: an adult historical fantasy about a pregnant 18 year old working in a textile mill run by baby-snatching fairies (currently seeking rep). Check out more of Johanna’s art at johannamation.com!

Love this. Can I just say the kid dancers are CRUSHING it. #kpopdemonhunters

For all the writers stricken with self-doubt: DO IT ANYWAY www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEyr...

A shooting at an ICE facility in Texas, Charlie Kirk killed in Utah, yet no calls to send the National Guard to those states. Just the blue ones Trump doesn’t like.

Because I live in Utah, my pharmacy requires me to have a prescription for being pregnant to qualify for a COVID shot. Had to scrape my OB’s eyebrows off the ceiling and get that paper. Sometimes you gotta push through and do the ridiculous to get vaccinated. #vaccinated #COVIDshot

In light of what happened, I watched some of Charlie Kirk’s videos to better understand him. Now I’m so angry I want to drag him back to mortality and give him a stern lecture. Especially about his gross misconceptions of motherhood.

Doctors I trust more than RFK Jr.

Thanks to my toddler’s toilet-flushing escapades, all the tile and carpet needs to be torn out and replaced in the second story of my house, right before I’m due to deliver a 10lb baby. Anyone got some good news I can jive with?

When life feels heavy and especially emotionally fraught, I keep rediscovering the immense healing power of: ✨ eat some food ✨ drink some water ✨ get some sleep

I’m reposting this because unfortunately it’s even more relevant. #immigration #stopice #genealogy

“This tragedy could have been prevented with furniture.” (From Screaming Skull) 😂

Oh, for a time machine to take me back to 1933!

My in-laws gave my toddler their old fisher price cash register. I tried to explain to him what it was for, and then had to backtrack and explain what coins were. I think he’d get it if fisher price had an Apple Pay toy. 🤪 #toddlers #momlife

So very true.