Men getting hit in the nuts is funnier than farts.

When that first guitar lead kicks in on “Green Theme”, by Baroness, HOLY FUCK.

I think about this a lot. Not sure it's the only country but the propaganda has absolutely been effective.

INFERNOOOOOOOOO

I mean, I’ve been saying for a while that I’ve resigned myself to the probability that I’ll never retire, but I’ve been singing Escovedo’s praises for longer, so, holy fuck I’m screwed.

Pretty sure I came up with literally the worst musical idea ever: a band called Jammy Wynette. Yes, that would be jam band that plays only jam band renditions of Tammy Wynette songs. 14:36 worth of “Stand By Your Man.” 22:12 of “ D.I.V.O.R.C.E.” Yes, it’s going to be VERY warm where I go when I die.

I knew how New Mutants #60 ended thanks to @xplainthexmen.bsky.social but that does NOT make it ANY less devastating! I read these at work and there’s no emotions in the office, come on!

48

No one likes a headache, but a headache without a hangover just feels unearned and insulting. Like, fuck, there was nothing enjoyable to precede/cause this

Anyone ever look at the application requirements for a grad school program and immediately give up before even trying? Or is that just me?

Dear 2025: farewell. Deepthroat a cactus on your way out

It’s not a holiday trip back home unless I get hilariously mauled by a Very Good Boy. So, yeah, successful holiday trip home.

I see the “technically it’s ephebophelia” crowd is out today, so just a reminder that A) this is NOT a case where technically correct is the best kind of correct and B) the minute you say this, the gods dump you in the “irredeemable creeper” basket and wash their hands thoroughly after touching you.

As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history. Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX

Donald Trump won’t release the Epstein Files because he’s in them remains one of the most singularly indicting things ever said about an American president. And it remains equally remarkable that it was first popularized by the man who pretty much single-handily bought Trump the presidency.

Legitimate shocked that the county (Morris, NJ) I grew up in shifted hard blue for the governor’s race. I grew up with a lot of overly privileged and vapid bigots, so this is a kind of nice surprise.

BREAKING: Andrew Cuomo has been endorsed by The Ass-To-Ass Guy

"We never did recover from the things Dick Cheney did to the United States. And now the precedents he established have empowered a madman."

I think we could make some good things happen if we all agree to comment on every social media post that features a photo of Stephen Miller the fact that he is the most penile-looking human being of all time. He literally is a dick head. Just comment, hey, it’s Mr. Penis! Cockhead himself!

Fuck Ron DeSantis. He deserves to be dragged into the street, flogged with a 15” dildo, strapped into the pillory, and pelted with used prophylactics.

Trump wants Cuomo. Cuomo is courting Trump. The same people who bankrolled Trump's campaign are bankrolling Cuomo. So, NYC, a vote for Cuomo is a vote for Trump. It's that simple.

📕 Decibel Books has officially announced the release of Born Human: The Life and Music of Death's Chuck Schuldiner, the first fully authorized biography of the legendary Death frontman. metalinjection.net/metal-merch/...

Me and my band mates last night were talking about how to react to Cybertrucks on the road. The decision was made that the thumbs down is more hurtful and effective than the middle finger.

“Pain in the ass” it’s such a wonderful, musical phrase

My new band finally played and I have to say, being in Idle Era is pretty fucking fun. Punk rock for old people rules.

Hey upstate NY!! My first full-band, full-length show in three years, first performance in two years, and Idle Era’s FULL BAND DEBUT at the Oakwood Community Center in Troy NY! Hope to see you there, upstate! Photos from the last full band, last overall, and new show poster!

I haven’t been Catholic (or any kind of Christian, for that matter) for over 20 years, but I have to respect Francis and the conniptions he caused among the American right wing Catholics

Happy Good Friday

A movie that takes place where I live

I’ve used a lot of Britishisms in my normal speech (born and raised in the USA, just a pretentious weirdo), but don’t think I’ve stopped as I’ve aged. In fact, I’ve been making it a point to refer to athletic competition in the singular collective form, e.g., “I’m not one for sport.” I’m not sorry.

What’s the best joke in Wayne’s World, and why is it the existence of a band called The Shitty Beatles, who suck?

Do not normalize children dying from measles. Measles was previously eliminated in the US, thanks to vaccines. When children die from measles, it means that adults have catastrophically failed to protect them because they have rejected basic science.

Anyone out there wanna talk about how great the new Craig Finn solo record is?

The only pastor I follow is al.

This is the content I used to seek from Twitter. Thank you, Bluesky.

Even Jesus thinks Vance is an asshole

I’d like to think I’m past the stage of thinking one should feel guilty about the music they like, but there will always be a part of me that feels ridiculous for how much I love Fear Factory, and think they’re one of the most underrated metal bands of all time

I think “Oblivion” might be a perfect song.

With the news of Brent Hinds leaving Mastodon, my brain went through my fandom of the band, and has concluded that the chorus of “Oblivion” is possibly the greatest chorus in heavy music of the past 25 years. That harmony is so thoroughly affecting, I don’t know how else to tell you about it

Bandcamp Friday! Head on over to idlers.bandcamp.com and get yourself a limited edition LP, out now!

New position offered and accepted, fuck yes gainful employment!

2025 may be a turd, but there has been a silver lining in that I found the LinkedIn profile of the nutsac who I nearly fist fought in Disney on my senior trip and he looks like Kevin Malone from The Office now. I do not.

Ted Cruz fucked an ostrich and we should believe none of his denials

After five years with the company, I’ve been let go as of yesterday afternoon. I’m now looking for any job leads, remote or in the Albany NY metro area. My background is mostly in mortgage but I’m open and possibly seeking a change in industry

2024 can deepthroat a cactus, and I’m not sure 2025 has much of a chance to be better

Home from vacation, back to work, and newly medicated like a god damn American 👍👍👍

Had a dream last night that I was watching Death live in concert, in the present. Which is impossible since Chuck Schuldiner died in 2001. Then I learned that the Chuck singing and guitarring onstage was a clone. I think I’ve been listening to too much @xplainthexmen.bsky.social . Still.

This would absolutely work, and is a good general reminder that much of politics (more than I’d like) is lowbrow. Turning the other cheek may get you into heaven, but here on Earth it’s a loser. www.offmessage.net/p/politics-i...